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Talking Dirty 101

Having trouble calling your significant other (aka S.O) your Slut?  We can help with that!

The best tip we can give you is that you must talk about talking dirty.  There is (almost) no way around it.  TALK about it, TALK TALK TALK, COMMUNICATION is important.  You can start by dirty txting aka Sexting, pillow talk, walk around a secluded place in public, or email… When you get comfortable using naughty vernacular, it is easy to use more of it and go deeper into the game.

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List of Parody Pornos (NSFW FOR BOOBIES)

We know you’ve heard of Not The Cosby’s and Seinfield XXX, but how many others do you know of?  Working in the adult retail industry, we’ve seen our share of parody and celebrity pornos… here are a few that we feel you should know about if you don’t.

In the Horror Category we give you:

1. The Texas Vibrator Massacre.

Directed by Rob Rotten, starring Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and the delicious brunette Roxy DeVille.

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“When a group of friends traveling through rural Texas gets lost on a lonely back road, they discover a crazed family of murderous psychos harboring a gruesome secret. Explicit sex, hot girls, and a homicidal lunatic with a gas-powered murder vibrator, who could ask for anything more?”

If you like dark, arty, whorish porn – this is certainly a must see for you.

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Building The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheet!

We always encourage people to ask questions about sex and their relationships with their partners and friends.  It helps eliminate Bedroom Dysfunction and misconceptions about sex.  Actually, on the grand scheme of things, you should question everything (including authority).

When I was younger I’d ask all of my friends questions about their sexual life because I was curious to see if I was “the only one” who thought certain things and to collect free porn sites.  When I started, all we had was masturbation and being felt up though.  I’d call it ‘A Senseless Survey’, and my friends would look forward to them because they were able to find out of they weren’t “the only one” either.  I would privately collect the info, and put my friend’s answers in a paragraph and email it back to everyone. No names, no personal info.  As I got older I became something of a sexual  Dear. Abby.  My ‘Senseless Surveys’ gave that same anticipated feeling as hearing the ice cream man from up the block did.  I became my friends’ very own Pavlov.  My friends told me they called my survey’s “The Ultimate Sex Cheat Sheets” and  told me to write a book one day out of all of the info compiled.  One day… one day.

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OK Guys, the Gig is UP… We’re Onto You! (Kinda NSFW)

Quite frankly, I am TIRED of hearing about the “OOPS!  Its in your ASS!” move.  It has come up in conversations all too often this month.

You know the one!

If you don’t, here is a little reminder:

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Long Dicking: It’s The Newest Craze! (NSFW)

All the cool people are doing it and they are definitely talking about it.

It is the newest move amongst the ranks of The Donkey Punch, Strawberries and Cream, The Chicken Cutlet and The Angry Pirate.  The only difference with this is you can Long Dick a girl and the next day you can still call her and attempt to hook up without expecting a restraining order.

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The Most Asked Question…

When you tell people what your job/profession is, you usually get the same few reactions. Working in the Adult Industry we get two different reactions, and have come to expect them.

The first reaction is: They brush it off because they don’t care, or are embarrassed so the subject gets changed. After this happens, I’d love to tell people to grow up, remind them that sex isn’t only natural but it is fun too. Then add that sex isn’t dirty, so it is O.K to give yourself permission to talk about it.

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