This is usually where I say “There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!” But I decided to switch it up. I’ve been too easy on you. This week in honor of Dexter’s Premier …
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Intensify Your Sex!
If you buy a lube or lotion that tingles, it is because it has L’Arginine or Menthol in it, sometimes both. If you have a negative reaction to something with Menthol in it, try the L’Arginine and vice versa. Some of you out there are allergic to menthol and don’t know it till you try something the sex industry puts out.
4 commentsTIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: BBWs WITH A CURSE!
This is usually where I say “There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!” But I decided to switch it up. I’ve been too easy on you. This week I give you a BBW round because, lets face it, when a star gets fat we remember them in THAT body more often do we remember the thin body. Why would I say they have a curse? I didn’t, I said WITH a curse, and this particular one haunts male comedians.
And on with the show!
4 commentsOh Mi iPod??!!
This time around we have some really awesome products for you audiophiles out there!
Comments OffCalling all musicians, those who are dating musicians, those who fantasize about musicians, and people who use music to get in the mood!!!!
Q. What is better than fucking TO music?
…. ?
A. Fucking WITH music.
Q. How?
…?
Time to Play F**k – Marry – Kill: True Blood
I still don’t love Mondays, but I think FMK helps a little bit. There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!
For those not following the game so far (shame on you!)…FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and the movie Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. But it has been around across the pond for quite some time! Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
With the season finale of True Blood, I figured it was only fitting to make this FMK for you today. But first, the warm up round!
Comments OffSmell Yo Dick, A Song for Your F-U Playlist.
I have found it (!!!!)… even though I’m sure most of the inspiration for the song came from incredible Maury clips; like this one.
4 commentsPorn on PS3!!
I was on my porno news sites and deep in my smut news magazines looking to get the latest buzz on what is happening in the business end of The Industry, and the usual (as of lately) came up on the front pages. Porno on hand held devices such as the iPhone and other devices. When I found THIS, I knew it was only a matter of time until porno in brick and mortar stores isn’t taking half of the isles it is today.
Comments OffMilk Money Remake (NSFW)
Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris were in a cute 1994 film about three boys trying to venture into manhood and find the one spot you can touch on a woman to drive her crazy. After watching scrabbled porn, and thinking flash light orbs on their tree clubhouse looked like boobies…they saved their change, their “Milk Money“, ventured into the city (on bicycle). This quest led them to meet a prostitute, save some local wet lands, and find out that the one spot you could touch on a woman that would drive her crazy… was her heart.
If you haven’t seen the movie, I’m sorry for the spoiler but it is a cute movie to just watch.
Why did I start with that?
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