Halloween has come and now it’s time for some Tricking or Treating! We thought, and thought on what to give you in your goodie bags and decided the best gift is the fun fabulous ways of Ninja Sex!!
Ninja Sex: (noun) [nin-jah secks] Sex that comes about by tricking one partner and surprising them with sex.
For this week, I couldn’t think of anything more appropriate than a Halloween Horror themed FMK, I know you might be tempted to kill everyone but think of how sweet it would be to (revenge) fuck or (blackmail) marry a couple of them too!
Let the blood bath begin!! – Time to Play F M K !!!
Comments OffWarning: this might be a little longer than usual, but there is just SO MUCH to say about this product and I’d be doing you a disservice if I skimped on anything!!! Also, if you can’t look at pocket pussies at work, this post is NSFW.
If you remember, I promised to help you guys build an arsenal. I mentioned The Fleshlight in that linked post, but I hadn’t had my hands on one till recently! Now I have a whole bunch!
4 commentsThanks for all the feedback everyone, BACK by popular demand today’s FMK is going to be BATTLE RED HEADS! I really enjoy getting feedback especially since my inbox gets stuffed with hot hot people to (fantasize about doing threesomes with) put in a new FMK trio for you!
I was thinking, since I’ve been getting emails about Red Heads and this lovely autumn season, to go along with the color scheme that I really should do a Ginger FMK this month!
Allow me to roll out the Red Carpet – Time to Play F M K !!!
Comments OffEarlier this week I proposed a question to my Tweeps and FaceBook friends asking their opinion on what they wanted me to write today. They chose “Positions & Why They Feel Good,” honestly I almost vetoed the decision. I mean, what hasn’t been said already? What haven’t you done or discussed with friends?
I’ve no idea, but we came to the conclusion that you people like us and want to hear our opinion on the subject. Maybe imagine us nakked in your bed.
Raise your hand if you’ve had sex in public!!
Isn’t it great? Almost getting caught, those weird positions you can get into?
Bragging rights… oh man!
Don’t you wish you could map it out though? Just, take a map, a push pin with a cherry on it and add new pins when you fuck in new spot? Get a good look at your chart grow as you find new and exciting places… can’t really leave it on your wall though. Might offend your current notch in the bedpost.
well, guess what?!!
7 commentsOK, I tried to come up with a funny odd FMK for you this week, but I’m sorry, I just can’t this time around. I’ve been soaking in porn stars for two weeks and I can’t get the hotness off my brain. Last weekend was Exxxotica, and this weekend was East Coast News’ (its a HUGE distribution/wholesaling company) 25th Anniversary and I had the honor of being invited! Porn stars, new toys and drinking on the boss’s dollar? You bet your sweet ass I had to be there!
With no further adeu…. IT IS FMK TIME !!
3 commentsWho: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.
What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!), several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).
When: 25th-27th of September.
Where: NJ Expo Center
Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!
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