Happy New Year Everyone!!
New Years Eve always gets me thinking back to more simple times when missing morning cartoons was my biggest problem. I watched Disney Chanel and Movies like any normal child did at my age. Today there are groups of people who get their panties in a twist about letting children (mainly girls) watch Disney. Why? Lets dissect Disney just a little.
Categories: Jane Says
Tags: 2010, disney, Disney Vault, Liars, Life Lesson, McDonaldization, New Year Resolution, porn, pornhub.com, porno
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Ok, here is a tough one because likely, you’ll want to kill everyone. Resist the urge and play the game, remember “round” is a shape, and that got alot of pep in their step!
For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun. It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.
You must be at least ^THIS^ tall to … FMK!
Categories: FMK
Tags: Cheers, dan fogler, danny devito, ellen albertini dow, good luck chuck, its always sunny in philadelphia, jason alexander, linda hunt, rapping granny from the wedding singer, rhea perlman, seinfeld, the incredables
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Happy Holidays fellow perverts!
There is a chance that I’m going to blow my xxxmas bonus on the following items :) You might think I’m a toy snob, but I see it more as being a connoisseur, either way I’ve surpassed a simple Arsenal.
As much as I enjoy picking stuff out for myself, you know I have you in mind as well. I put anything I take home through some serious product testing time before I OK it for the masses. Feel free to gift send (c/o Jane Blow) anything to me by the way if you’re feeling generious, I really should spend my bonus on something more constructive and normal. hahaha.
Under my tree, I’d like to see…
Di*ks and blue balls… hahaha
Categories: Jane Says, Reviews
Tags: #AvnAwards, arsenal, big teaze toys, Bo, california exotics novelties, climax bursts tingle, eleven steel dildo, empowered products, fleshlight, fun factory, gun oil, ID Glide, Lelo, Lube, njoy, ohmibod, onye, purring thrusting panther, sasi je joue, Sub-Shop.com, the rabbit, topco toys, toy cleaner, toy connoisseur, toy snob, tuyo, twitter, we-vibe II, xxxmas list
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I may not love to shop for the holidays, or love the fact that there aren’t NEW holiday songs just remixes of the same few BUT I do love to listen to a good holiday playlist once or twice around this time. I picked some artists who’ve sang some festive songs for the winter season.
If you want to respond with your FMK answers AND your favorite holiday song/artist maybe we can get a really good playlist going too!
Stop decking the halls for a minute – Time to Play FMK!
Categories: FMK
Tags: adam sandler, all i want for christmas is you, alvin and the chipmunk, carol of the bells, chipmunk christmas song, christmas music, christmas when you were mine, dave seville, holiday music, john olivia, mariah carey, taylor swift, the chanukah song, the christmas song, trans-siberian orchestra, whitney houston
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@AVNawards is on twitter watching people who RT their posts and all the hashtags coming in for #AVNawards, they want to give a special twitter-er (tweep?) a pass to the red carpet/events to be on their Twitter team. I believe it is every guy’s wet dream to be there BUT if *I* went it would be covered properly, and, well, I totally *deserve* to go for all my hard work at @Nitecapvideo and my loyalty to you readers @DAPSwebsite!
After all, I did cover @Exxxotica NY for you, and shared my evenings with @NinaLand, PLUS I took you out to the big ECN/IVD 25th Anniversary Dinner. Hell, I even did a special FMK for it! The AVNs would complete the year!
Categories: News
Tags: #AvnAwards, 2040 porno, abbywinters.com, Adam & Eve, alektra blue, Alexis Texas, ashlynn, ava rose, AVN Awards, Belladonna, bitchcraft, bobbi starr, brazzers, Burning Angel, Digital Sin, elegant angel, evil angel, hustler video, James Deen, jenaveve jolie, jenna haze, Jules Jordan, kagney linn karter, Kayden Kross, kristina rose, lexi belle, Nacho Vidal, New Sensations, penthouse, porn, porno, reality kings, red light district, Rocco Siffredi, Sasha Grey, Sex, sinn sage, the 8th day, vivid alt, wicked pictures, zero tolerance
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One of the differences between “men” and “boys” in the bedroom is COCK CONTROL. There, I said it.
Categories: How To
Tags: ability to last longer in bed, arsenal, BenWa Balls, Chicken Parmigiana, child birth, cock control, Cremaster Muscle, incontinence, kegal, kegals, PC Muscle, performance anxiety, pubococcygeus, stronger orgasms, super soaker, The Smurf Song, water pistol
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This FMK will kick your ass and take names. I was sharing Chuck Norris jokes with my boss and we got to talking about why it wasn’t Clint Eastwood or someone else in the same caliber. As you can already tell, it inspired an FMK instead. It was tougher trying to find female equivalents; we thought of many, here is who we ended up with. If you think of anyone else, let me know!
Break out your favorite Chuck Norris Jokes – Time to Play FMK… PUNK!
Categories: FMK
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is a boner.
Seriously.
Most morning wood is caused by having a full bladder BUT in the instances where that isn’t the case, you cannot let a good boner go to waste. It is worse than alcohol abuse.
Sure, coffee is an option; but you have other others, and one of my favorites is Morning Sex!
Categories: Jane Says
Tags: alcohol abuse, Blow Job, blowie, boner, coffee, cowgirl, dragon morning breath, Lube, missionary, morning sex, morning wood, Niagra Falls, nocturnal penile tumescence, NPT, reverse cowgirl, spooning
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One of the oldest companies in the buiz is filming Tiger’s Wood, a parody on Tiger Woods’ current lack there of Hoe Phone situation.
Categories: News
Tags: Adam & Eve, AVN.com, fap, hoe phone, Kayden Kross, parody porno, porno, Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods Parody Porno, Tiger's Wood, Tyler Knight
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