By definition via Dictionary.com, a Taboo is something society has deemed improper or unacceptable. Doesn’t matter if it is a word, action, or thought. But I don’t think anything is too taboo to at least discuss.
Speaking About The Unspeakable
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Avoid Traveling Embarrassment
Before you travel home during the holidays with your sex toys, manly tool arsenal and your bag of kink… I want to help you avoid any embarrassing situations you might encounter.
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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: GROWING UP
We all have an obsession with child stars growing up and becoming hot, clear proof would be all the count downs till the Olsen Twins were legal. Don’t pretend to not know what I’m taking about. Next come the Celebrities bidding for domain names to make countdowns FOR their children, like the failed attempt at www.SuriCruise.com. We love to see child stars grow up and succeed, but we love to see them EPIC FAIL even more. Today, we’re just going to FMK them!
Grab your Juicey Juice Box (and your shot of Vodka) – Time to Play F M K !!!
Categories: FMK
Tags: blossom, Celebrities' Kids, Danica McKeller, epic fail, Family Matters, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Home Improvement, Howard Stern, Jaleel White, Jenna von Oy, Jerry Maguire, Johnathan Lipnicki, Juicey Juice and Vodka, olsen twins, Punky Brewster, Soleil Moon Frye, Step Brothers, Stephanie Tanner, SuriCruise.com, Susan Sarandon's Daughter, Wonder Years, Zachary Ty Bryan
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Leeloo Would Be Proud of Lelo
I’m tired of replacing batteries, charging batteries, worrying if the batteries are going to explode…and the dreaded “I’m about to cum but fear my batteries are dieing” feeling. I’d spend the extra $20 for a rechargeable toy.
Know what else? I’m tired of toys I pay for breaking after a few uses and they don’t come with a warranty. I’d spend the extra $20 for a better quality toy.
Quite frankly, I know what a cock feels like. All of these “realistic” “cyberskin” toys are nice, but I want something different.
If I am, I know you are too.
Categories: Reviews, Reviews, Toys
Tags: Billy, Bo, Bob, Cadillac, California Exotics, cars, cock ring, Controur Vibe, doc johnson, Elise, Ella, Ferrari, Ford, G-SPot, GiGi, Ina, Iris, Koenigsegg, Leeloo, Lelo, Lily, Liv, Luna Beads, Luxe, Luxury, Male Arsenal, Mia, mini vibe, Mona, Nea, Rechargeable, The Fifth Element, Topco, Volvo, Warranty
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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: NEW MOON
It is that time again, teens and adults alike getting anxious for something TWILIGHT to come out. Personally, I feel the same way a fellow DAPSer Mike does:
“Only a few more days ’til a mormon zealot serves up another big dish of mind poision and the mindless females of this country lap it up like obedient dogs.”
I wonder if he was trying to be funny because there are a lot more werewolves in New Moon. Eh, either way, I agree. Just another thing to capitalize on teenage awkwardness.
Grab your Glitter and ice cold Dildos – Time to Play F M K !!!
Categories: FMK
Tags: Alice Cullen, bella swan, edward cullen, Emily, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, Jacob Black, James, Mormon Zealot Propaganda, new moon, Sparkles, Step Brothers, twilight, Twilight Dildo, Twilight Saga New Moon, vampire, Vampire Dildo, Werewolf
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
Before the late 1980′s it was commonplace to be met with Hairy Woman Growler or man’s Teddy Ruffsben Junk. Then little by little bikini lines shaped up, trimmed down, and were waxed off completely into the 1990′s. Porno, models, and society seemingly overnight banned the bush.
Tags: Cavemen, Chia Pet, Concrete Jungle, Coochy Shave, Crop Circles, Depilatory Creams, Electrolysis, Fuzz, Growler, hair, Hair Removal, Laser Hair Removal, Lawn mower Tattoo, Magic Shave, nair, Peach, Pheromone, Pheromones, Plucking, porno, Ringo Star, Robin Williams, Rubbing, Shaving, Sugaring, Teddy Ruffsben, Threading, Tweezerman, Waxing
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BACHELOR’S GUIDE: Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner.
We know this is a loaded topic. “Improving you to be a better bachelor,” and coming from women, sounds like a bunch of nagging. Hopefully, we’ve proven by now we can be “one of the guys”.
This week we are cooking. Are you too broke to go out to eat every weekend? Tired of not closing the deal? Sick of Ramen and take out? This tip will guarantee you saving money (and not just on date nights) and at least get her foot in the door for a few hours.
Categories: Guest Posts, Jane Says
Tags: balsamic vinaigrette, breaking down a chicken, cheap date ideas, cooking, date night at home, dicing an onion, learn how to cook, peeling garlic, roasting a chicken, shopping list, two cheese rice and mushrooms
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A List of Free Porno
The internet is for porn, and if anyone tries to tell you different, back hand them… because, ya know where your palms have been. If you’ve ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of the best free porno sites on the internet TODAY is your lucky day!
Categories: Reviews, Porn & Erotica, Reviews
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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: DC COMICS
A couple days ago a good friend told me that my favorite local Comic Book Store is having a Grand Opening Party. Yeah, I thought about that too but they offer THIS explanation:
“JOINT GRAND OPENING PARTY FOR COMIC BOOK JONES AND BOUND FOR GLORY TATTOO SHOP!
Yes, I know Comic Book Jones has been open for almost two years now but we actually never had a grand opening party! So, we’re gonna finally get it done and do it right alongside our buddies at Bound For Glory Tattoo. We’ll have tattooed go-go dancers, sideshow freaks and other assorted wackiness and it all takes place down at Cargo Cafe on Bay Street on Friday, November 13th starting at 10:00 PM. We better see all you crazies there! If you need directions or any additional info be sure to shoot us an e-mail or call us at the store.”
Don your Spandex and grab your Capes – Time to Play F M K !!!
Categories: FMK
Tags: batman, Black Canary, Bound For Glory Tattoo, Brodie, Cargo Cafe, Catwoman, Comic Book Jones, FemDom, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Green Lantern, Howard Stern, Kryptonite Condom, Mallrats, Step Brothers, Super Woman, superman
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