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Posted on Dec 31, 2010 by JaneBlow — Reviews, Sex Blogosphere — Comments Off

Pleasurists #110

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #109? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #111? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday January 1st @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Double Your Fun in 2011 – Win 52 Weeks of Romance AND Naughty Nights Deadline: December 31st.
Better Than Mistletoe – Win an Ophoria Combo Pleasure Pack Deadline: December 31st.
$50 EdenFantasys Giftcard Giveaway Deadline: December 31st @ Noon.
Win the LELO Etherea Cuffs! Deadline: December 31st @ 11:59pm Pacific.
Holiday Giveaway | Win The LELO Etherea Cuffs! Deadline: December 31st @ 11:59pm Pacific.
Sharing the Love Giveaway Deadline: December 31st @ 11:59pm.
Win A Liberator Heart Wedge! Deadline: January 1st @ 12:01am Pacific.
Love and Lust Giveaway Deadline: January 1st.
Ring in the New Year With Style Deadline: January 1st @ 10pm Central.
Oral Delights Contest Deadline: January 2nd.
Win Babeland Satin Bondage Set Deadline: January 3rd.
Lesbian Sex Toy Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: January 5th @ Midnight.

Editor

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Posted on Dec 31, 2010 by JaneBlow — BDSM, How To, Jane Says — 2 comments

Jane Says: Don’t Believe the Hype, Tied Supine & 69ing.

I was scrolling through twitter on my phone when I came across this statement:

"Any time I see an image of someone cuffed or tied sitting spread eagle at a headboard, I think Meh. Not a useful position at all," made by @Saynine.

He followed it up with, "It is sort of like 69. A lot of hype, not really useful."

I quickly agreed, and after some back and forth, I decided to write a post about it.

Think about it. If someone is on their back (supine), on the bed like that, what do you actually have access to? Where do you actually fit? You have chest, face, feet, and belly.

Which I suppose is good if…

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Tags: 69ing, BDSM, hype, prone, suppine

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Posted on Dec 30, 2010 by JaneBlow — From The Media Group — Comments Off

Dear Jane: Nice Ass, What is “MyBigJunk” ?

First, thanks. You must be talking about this pic I posted on Twitter: http://plixi.com/p/66433284.

Second: www.MyBigJunk.com is a clothing line, “ Created by musicians, designed by artists, worn by original people”. Check it out! Buy it for yourself! Or your lady, because a gift like the Big Junk panties is really a gift for you anyway.

Photos by @CobraJesus, Hair and make up done by @BarbiexHardcore, Chelseadagger5 and @CaptianxMorgan.

If you ask them, they’d say:

Big Junk is the brainchild of punk rock maestro Adam Tilzer and M.C. wordsmith ArieS, as created at the hands of guerrilla artist Johnny Oxen. Sick of emo-tinged, tribal-based clothing companies and even sicker of sitting on the sidelines, the idea to bring Big Junk to life was decided outside of a Cuban restaurant in Miami Beach. After a year of brainstorming, plotting, designing and revamping, the battle lines were drawn and the boys were prepared to go public. Only a few months later, Big Junk, like SkyNet, went fully operational and self-sustaining.

Source: Big Junk’s About Page

If you ask me, those of us who are lucky enough to know these amazing guys, are beyond proud that they are up and running and they are creating a brand and a BIG name for themselves. I support because they are tallented, real people. You’ve got picture proof, now check out the band @AvonJunkies and their 7th Junky @AriesOnSI at www.AvonJunkies.com. They released a track on Facebook called Eddie Said from their next album - for FREE. I love free… its the other 4 letter “F” word.

Besides – what is hotter than hot chicks in their panties with guitars? All they need is a sandwich and be in my bed and we’re all set!

P.S If you have any questions, ask away. They’ll answer anything, even sex related questions. Sometimes they get more sex Q’s than I do haha /jealousy. Oh, and don’t forget to follow @MyBigJunk.

Tags: avon junkies, big junk

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Posted on Dec 28, 2010 by JaneBlow — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: JimmyJane Form 3

Hey, remember that time I won a JimmyJane Form 3 from MyPleasure.com? Yeah, I thought you did, for those of you who don’t remember, here.

I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta. At least bring it back to basics a little. Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat. Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong? You can’t really.

Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.

Facts:

Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge

Fun:

I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered. I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is. It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down. It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge. The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.

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Tags: ++++-, form 3, jimmyjane, Rechargeable, silicone

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Posted on Dec 28, 2010 by JaneBlow — BDSM, Sexlopedia — 1 comment

Sexlopedia: Leather Bottom

I don’t know how popular this term is. I’ll mention it in BDSM circles and I’ll get a funny look from both the younger and the older crowd. The term is pretty self explaintory, so people who haven’t heard it get the meaning quickly especially in the context. I am 100% sure I didn’t make up the term, and I don’t think it is a “Vermont thing” BUT it is a term related to Impact Play… spankings, floggings, etc. Usually the older crowd, if they aren’t novices, get it immediately. Maybe it is archaic like Old Guard is? Who knows. I don’t.

Ass pic borrowed from www.MyBigJunk.com – No asses were hurt in the writing of this post (unfortunately).

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Tags: BDSM, leather bottom, my big junk, SDS, Spanking

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Posted on Dec 28, 2010 by JaneBlow — BDSM, Sexlopedia — 1 comment

Sexlopedia: SDS

SDS is a tool to prove a point, SDS is usually liked by Leather Bottoms to a degree, and I dislike SDS. It is often a mistake made by novice, but I am here to help!

SDS stands for “Same Damn Spot”.

Why is SDS bad?

Imagine being punched in the balls. Twice. In a row.

Ok, it isn’t THAT extreme… but you get the point.

How can you use SDS to your advantage?

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Tags: BDSM, leather bottom, SDS, Spanking

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Posted on Dec 27, 2010 by JaneBlow — FMK — Comments Off

Time to Play FMK: (Alt) Tori Lux, Bella Vendetta and Kylee Kross

ALT PORN!! Know what I like best? The colors, and the creative names… and the boobies. After the cut are NSFW bonus pics. I couldn’t resist.

Edit: Hey, alt bitches, ya’ll need last names. Sometimes it difficult to find your stuff. How am I supposed to share your beauty with the world?? Just sayin’.

Tori Lux

Bella Vendetta

Kylee Kross

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Tags: bella vendetta, kylee kross, tori lux

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Posted on Dec 27, 2010 by JaneBlow — FMK — Comments Off

Time to Play FMK: Gina Lynn, Dana DeArmond and Kimberly Kane

Are you having fun? Have any more to suggest? I could do this all day!

BTdubs, where did you all go? I’m sitting here, no pants, porning it up, and no hits on the formspring. I’m sad. And hungry… homemade alfredo sauce anyone? Oh, that’s right, you’re not here-here… neener neeeeener!

Gina Lynn

Dana DeArmond

Kimberly Kane

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Tags: Dana DeArmond, Gina Lynn, Kimberly Kane

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Posted on Dec 27, 2010 by JaneBlow — FMK — Comments Off

Time to Play FMK: Anita Pearl, Brianna Banks, and Adrenalynn

Yeah, I’m still on my couch with no pants on, doing nothing, watching porno. You should ask me questions, I highly recommend it! Click here to do me anonymously!

Anita Pearl

Brianna Banks

Adrenalynn

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Tags: adrenalynn, anita pearl, brianna banks

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Posted on Dec 27, 2010 by JaneBlow — FMK — Comments Off