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I was scrolling through twitter on my phone when I came across this statement:
"Any time I see an image of someone cuffed or tied sitting spread eagle at a headboard, I think Meh. Not a useful position at all," made by @Saynine.
He followed it up with, "It is sort of like 69. A lot of hype, not really useful."
I quickly agreed, and after some back and forth, I decided to write a post about it.
Think about it. If someone is on their back (supine), on the bed like that, what do you actually have access to? Where do you actually fit? You have chest, face, feet, and belly.
Second: www.MyBigJunk.com is a clothing line, “ Created by musicians, designed by artists, worn by original people”. Check it out! Buy it for yourself! Or your lady, because a gift like the Big Junk panties is really a gift for you anyway.
Big Junk is the brainchild of punk rock maestro Adam Tilzer and M.C. wordsmith ArieS, as created at the hands of guerrilla artist Johnny Oxen. Sick of emo-tinged, tribal-based clothing companies and even sicker of sitting on the sidelines, the idea to bring Big Junk to life was decided outside of a Cuban restaurant in Miami Beach. After a year of brainstorming, plotting, designing and revamping, the battle lines were drawn and the boys were prepared to go public. Only a few months later, Big Junk, like SkyNet, went fully operational and self-sustaining.
If you ask me, those of us who are lucky enough to know these amazing guys, are beyond proud that they are up and running and they are creating a brand and a BIG name for themselves. I support because they are tallented, real people. You’ve got picture proof, now check out the band @AvonJunkies and their 7th Junky @AriesOnSI at www.AvonJunkies.com. They released a track on Facebook called Eddie Said from their next album - for FREE. I love free… its the other 4 letter “F” word.
Besides – what is hotter than hot chicks in their panties with guitars? All they need is a sandwich and be in my bed and we’re all set!
P.S If you have any questions, ask away. They’ll answer anything, even sex related questions. Sometimes they get more sex Q’s than I do haha /jealousy. Oh, and don’t forget to follow @MyBigJunk.
Hey, remember that time I won a JimmyJane Form 3 from MyPleasure.com? Yeah, I thought you did, for those of you who don’t remember, here.
I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta. At least bring it back to basics a little. Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat. Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong? You can’t really.
Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.
Facts:
Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge
Fun:
I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered. I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is. It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down. It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge. The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.
I don’t know how popular this term is. I’ll mention it in BDSM circles and I’ll get a funny look from both the younger and the older crowd. The term is pretty self explaintory, so people who haven’t heard it get the meaning quickly especially in the context. I am 100% sure I didn’t make up the term, and I don’t think it is a “Vermont thing” BUT it is a term related to Impact Play… spankings, floggings, etc. Usually the older crowd, if they aren’t novices, get it immediately. Maybe it is archaic like Old Guard is? Who knows. I don’t.
Ass pic borrowed from www.MyBigJunk.com – No asses were hurt in the writing of this post (unfortunately).
SDS is a tool to prove a point, SDS is usually liked by Leather Bottoms to a degree, and I dislike SDS. It is often a mistake made by novice, but I am here to help!
SDS stands for “Same Damn Spot”.
Why is SDS bad?
Imagine being punched in the balls. Twice. In a row.
ALT PORN!! Know what I like best? The colors, and the creative names… and the boobies. After the cut are NSFW bonus pics. I couldn’t resist.
Edit: Hey, alt bitches, ya’ll need last names. Sometimes it difficult to find your stuff. How am I supposed to share your beauty with the world?? Just sayin’.
Are you having fun? Have any more to suggest? I could do this all day!
BTdubs, where did you all go? I’m sitting here, no pants, porning it up, and no hits on the formspring. I’m sad. And hungry… homemade alfredo sauce anyone? Oh, that’s right, you’re not here-here… neener neeeeener!
Yeah, I’m still on my couch with no pants on, doing nothing, watching porno. You should ask me questions, I highly recommend it! Click here to do me anonymously!
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