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Splish, Splash, Waterbation!

I’m fascinated with peoples’ “first” stories.  The first erection, early exploration, evolution of masturbation, wet dreams… “games” we played as kids that involved being naked and remembering the VERY moment it was put into our minds that there was something “wrong” about it.

Early memories are pure, a special time of self exploration, and often very similar but aren’t widely discussed because “sex is dirty” and are most treasured.  (Hell, I thought I INVENTED masturbation and didn’t tell ANYONE …till Jr. High)  Following closely behind many “first” recollections is shame from parents who bust in on the moment and freak out.  Very uncool in my opinion.  Masturbation is safe, and beneficial in multiple ways and shouldn’t be shunned ever.  I’m not going to get all Freud on your asses, but some of your ideas about masturbation being “wrong” or “dirty” are because of your parents… and your parents were wrong to do that to you.  But this is getting to be a whole other post… oops. /tangent.

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Make-Up Sex

Is it a good thing or bad thing to do after a fight?

7.5 times out of 10, it is a GREAT thing.

The first strike it gets is for couples who force fight, to force the make-up sex endorphins out.  Which in the end, is a very unhealthy habit.  The second strike it gets is because some people don’t know how to let go.  When you’re fighting about everything, and nothing good is coming out of it (no lesson learned, nothing settled, no moving on)… sex is NOT the answer.  It is time to let go.  The last few points are taken away for frequency! Hopefully you’re NOT fighting often, in result making the make-up sex sessions few and far between!

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Full House

It was just recently Thowback Week on Facebook, and I didn’t participate.  Sadly I didn’t have any kid pictures of myself scanned into a computer I had any access to.  So I’m going to Throw-Back this FMK instead!  Do you remember Full House, and watching it as a kid?

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Coco The Barbarian Porno

Oh, BOOBARIAN.

boobarian

That makes more sense!  Silly people getting the spelling wrong, if you make a porno you MUST spell it in porno-speak or it’ll just go over our heads!

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Faking It.

Liar, Liar PANTS ON FIRE!

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Since the Jane Blow ladies are torn on the issue, we’re going to tell both sides of the story and let you decide what to do when you just can’t take the bad lay anymore.  We agree on many things, this is one of the few we sit on opposite sides of the fence on.

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AVN Porn Awards Winners Announced!!

The AVN news is starting to surface, the guest appearances, the new toys (and toys and toys )being unveiled, and the winners being announced - I’m here to share them with you! @AVNAwards didn’t pick me to go, but another DAPS friend close to the industry promised I’d go next year! yay!

If you want to see who was up for what award, click back here.

If you want to see pics from the event, try here (NSFW)

AVNWinners

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Real People!

Have you had enough celebrities? Yeah, me too.  This week I’m going to change it up to real people who you know!  No, I’m not following you BUT there are people we all know in our lives that by just me saying a few key words you’ll get who I mean.   Ready?

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Don’t Forget the Balls

Today we’re going to discuss Balls… the boys, twins, nads, testes, testicles, scrotum, sack, bollocks, yarbles, gonads, nuts, huevos, cajones, the other half to a guy’s collective Junk! …etc.

Not saying “man, you’ve got BALLS if you’re going to do/say <insert crazy thing here>”

nads

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Gingers 3.0!!

For those not following the game so far …FMK could be torture, but it is all in good fun.  It was made famous by Howard Stern and movies like Step Brothers and it is called “FUCK – MARRY- KILL”. Basically, we give you a Trio of People, and out of the three you have to pick one to Fuck, another to Marry, and the other you have to Kill.

Grab your flame retardant skivvies Ive got more Fire Crotch for ya – Time to Play FMK!!

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