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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: What? Really?

I don’t know what I was thinking with this one honestly, but I thought it was pretty funny after I came up with it. Maybe its one of those “Which one of these things is not like the other” games too. So, uh, yeah… have fun?

Take out your thinking caps… time to play FMK!!

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Dear Jane: The Anal G-Spot Exists?

As some of you know, I have a formspring.me account now, and I must tell you, it has been pretty cool for me. Last week I got a good question. It is commonly asked, a simple mix up and easily answered. At work, I probably answer this question a few times a month.  Before you think “is my questions relevant, important or stupid” … ask it anyway.  If you have or a friend has wondered, so has someone else.

Q: If a girl can orgasm from anal does that mean there’s a “g-spot” there?

A:  First a little anatomy briefing. If we’re all the same during development in the womb then where did all the penis go while the vulva formed? Simple… all of that sensitive erectile tissue created the clit, the vagina, labia majora/minora, and even the taint and around the anal opening – so 1 reason it feels good – is because it just does. Also, the anal rings/sphincters are REALLY packed with nerve endings, so its really intense for anyone on the receiving end.

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Dead People

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m nursing a wicked hangover.  I feel half dead, and it got me thinking… thats something I haven’t covered yet.  We do cover the death happenings here and I don’t count the Vampire FMKs I did a while back. With no further adieu…

Bring out ye dead… Time to Play FMK!

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Dear Jane: Formspring.me just gained Jane Blow!

We’ve already discussed how the internet is for porn since day one.  And Since day one, and all of its porn, people have been asking questions about sex.  It was awesome!  Totally anonymous, total safety!

In the last few years during the uprising of social media, the sex information pool has become an ocean.  So many people who THINK they know what they are talking about are out there spouting misinformation and creating webpages.  The internet is now totally supersaturated with sex.

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Valentine’s Day Guide 2010

To start, let me get this out of the way. Don’t be a shut in, don’t drink alone, get out and do something that inspires you.  If you’re Anti-Vday, don’t be an asshole to people who are actually enjoying the day.  There is more to life than avoiding the radio while dateless, and being cynical after a break up.  Try some stuff on this list!

1. Forget going OUT to eat, stay in and cook.  If you feel you can’t, get recipes online and try them out instead.  Anyone can follow directions.  Don’t make the typical aphrodisiacs either, go for anti-sex foods and make a mess! Try making ribs, crabs, or tacos! Anything you can eat with your hands.  Chocolate is still good though, chocolate is always allowed.

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARY – KILL: Palladia Concerts

I’m not home often, lots of saving peoples’ sex lives n all, so excuse my ignorant ass for JUST discovering Palladia!  Live concerts of all genres? SIGN ME UP YO! Also, I <3 DVR.

This week’s FMK is thanks to my new favorite TV station.

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What are Pervertables?

Last week I wrote a bit about Waterbation/Shower Sex and used the word “Pervertables” and forgot to define it… and you caught me.  I got a few emails about that so I’m going to clear that up for you all.

A Per-vert-able is any non-sex, household item that you can convert for sex – you “pervert it” thus creating a pervertable.  Got it?

I feel like everyone has done this at one point or another in their lives.  Take the shower head for example, is one of THE BEST pervertables ever.  Here are a few Bondage on a Budget tips, plus some other goodies I’ve been told over the years.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt admits to Vajazzling

Ladies, I officially know what we’re all missing out on.

It isn’t a crazy sex position.

It isn’t a kinky fetish.

It is Swarovski Crystals on our Vaginas.

Don’t confuse it with Bedazzeling.

This is VAJAZZELING!!

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: Porn Stars pt Deux

Rules:  Fuck one, Marry one, and Kill the third.  Got it?

My life is so full of porn porn porn, it is so awesome.  It is really easy for me to just keep listing porn stars for you but I have to keep it mixed up because porn gets boring after a while (for me anyway).  But since the AVN Awards, and all the new year releases, I’ve gotten “stuck” watching alot of porn for work… oh noes!  Here are a few stars that made my job easier.

Links are  v e r y  NSFW! Special thanks to PornHub!

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