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Posted on Apr 30, 2010 by — Jane Says — 3 comments

Jane Says: Sex Goals Should Be Like a Road Trip!

Setting goals is a healthy practice in our everyday life when we want to overcome an obstacle, get things done and feel accomplished.

When you set reasonable goals and work towards the finished results; the end result becomes the main focus. This creates enough motivation to get the task done.  Usually the end justify the means.  Dangling the proverbial carrot to win the race.  We do this a lot.  Diets for bathing suit season, or to fit into a wedding dress.  Squirrel away part of our paycheck and cut back on little expenses to save up for concert tickets are good examples of this behavior.

We become goal oriented, totally obsessed with obtaining the almighty IT!

G  O O O O O O O O O O O A A A A A A A A A L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In my experience, setting goals in the bedroom could hinder more than help.  Goals concerning sex should more so mirror how we view a Road Trip.

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Posted on Apr 30, 2010 by — Erotica — Comments Off

Erotica: The View Is Breathtaking!

He pressed her against the cold hard glass of those windows, instantly perking up her exposed nipples. He lifted her hands in his and pinned them to the window.

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Posted on Apr 30, 2010 by — Fact — Comments Off

Fact! I’m Moving to Polynesia

Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

Source:  Human Sexual Behavior: Variations in the Ethnographic Spectrum.  Book by Donald S. Marshall, Robert C. Suggs; Basic Books, 1971. (Students can find it here on Jstor.org)

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Posted on Apr 29, 2010 by — Lubes & Lotions, Reviews — Comments Off

Review: Wet Together Ultimate

@WetTogether sent me Together Ultimate to review for them, and I’m excited to report back to you!

The XXX industry seems to have taken the smart turn of marketing for couples just as strongly as they market products for the genders separately.  This smartly packaged product is no exception.  First off, it is gold, people like seeing gold.  The picture is tasteful, easy to read and to the point of what the products do.

I really dislike looking for the little key words on lubricant bottles to figure out what it does especially if it isn’t color coded either.  Usually a red lube bottle, means it warms; but not always.  Together Ultimate puts everything important in a bold font.  One pleasure gel for her, one enhancement for him. Nice and easy, but you do have to decode “pleasure” and “enhancement” a teeny bit.  Allow me to explain.

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Posted on Apr 29, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Cyberskin Stroker Triplets

My Stunt Cock “Mikey” strikes again!  Special thanks to @TopcoToys for sending me this “tester” package.  Guys, here is a trio to think about adding to your arsenal.

When Jane gave me this package, I did a double take.  Three of the strokers came in one package, they’re bright blue, and they look to be kinda small.  I was borderline insulted and completely curious.  She laughed and told me “Don’t worry, they stretch, use this lube and trust me.” I stuffed the package back in the bag and went home, trying to keep an open mind.

My hand has always been enough, she already gave me lotions.  They turned out to be cool, I guess I had to trust these thingies too.  The packing was easy to get into, I like how they have their own “space”, easy to store.  That was something I thought when I got them.  Where was I going to hide them?!  Back in the box is the answer, tucked under jeans or in the back of the closet is my answer.

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Posted on Apr 28, 2010 by — Dear Jane — 2 comments

Dear Jane: Your Short Q’s Answered

I get a lot of questions that are quick two sentence answers, here are a few examples!

Dear Jane,

Q: What is your favorite oral sex trick on a guy?

A: I like to slow down.  I love to give an amazing all hands involved, nothing goes untouched, full of eye contact, wet n’ warm bj… perfectly intense… and then slow down.  The sound you guys make when I do that, is so hot. That begging “please don’t stop..ook that’s good too” groan.  Yummy.

Q: I never got the male obsession with lesbianism.  Whole area of sex with nothing for them to do.  Explain it to me Jane.

A: I’m pretty sure it is because of two reasons. 1. In their state of lust, they forget lesbian doesn’t equal “bisexual”. 2. In their state of lust, they forget lesbian doesn’t equal “bisexual”.  So look for two BISEXUAL women, not two lesbians.

Q:  Why do I get erections so easily?  I’m 30 years old, but I have the reaction time of a high school boy!

A: Congrats! You’re very healthy! I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you probably don’t watch a lot of porno.  Or, if you do, your imagination is still very healthy as well.  Both are amazing feats, so keep tucking it up under the elastic of your boxers or tucking it between your legs and adjusting your seated position.

Keep’m coming!  Http://www.Formspring.me/SexpertJaneBlow

If you want to hear from other members of my team, check them out!

Justin LiGreci

BarbiexHardcore

Should the rest of the team have a FS?

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Posted on Apr 28, 2010 by — News — 1 comment

Weird & Stupid News: Naked Haircut

Some men just don’t know where they can and cannot wear pants these days.

Last week we ran a story  about Naked Coffee, we think he inspired Naked Haircut Guy.

Over in Salem, New Hampshire there is a salon called Lather & Lace, in which very attractive female stylists do hair cuts and styling in lingerie.  As much as they prance around half naked it is kind of the unspoken rule that you should only let the women get naked.  That is not 48 year old Kevin Bean’s idea of a good time!

Mr. Bean went into the bathroom and emerged in his underwear, when the stylist told him to put his clothes back on, he thought it was a bad idea.  Well he must have thought it was a bad idea because then he just got COMPLETELY naked.  The employees at the salon kicked out Mr. Bean butt naked, locked the door and called the police.  Bean was charged with indecent exposure and lewdness, must be fun to explain to your family.

Picture it now, “Honey, I wanted to get a haircut and my balls shaved, I thought they did it.  Not my fault.”  At least now we know the rules at Lather & Lace, he did a service to all of us.

Stay smart and out of the news!

<3 Barbie

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Posted on Apr 27, 2010 by — BarbiexHardcore Says — Comments Off

Barbie Says: Women Aren’t Just Boobs! (Part 2)

Welcome back to the final installation of the “kiss me here” spots. If you haven’t learned anything from the other parts here’s your chance to learn more.

Last week I gave you 5 hot spots to arouse a woman and I’m hoping you gave them a shot and saw what came from it, if not I’m here to deliver the TOP 5 hot spots on a woman.  So sit back, relax and just imagine of hitting ALL 10, cause we know we imagine it.

5-Feet- We’ve talked about feet before, and the response we recieved wasn’t too powerful. So for those of you who do not want to wrap your lips around a cute little pink toe what I can suggest is taking a nice bubble bath with your lady (that way you know the 10 little piggies are all clean), and giving a good foot massage.  Feet are a good way to start because as mentioned in the previous post behind the knee and inner thighs are good areas.  If you start at the feet you can work your way up into a nice smooth transition.

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Posted on Apr 27, 2010 by — Spotlight — Comments Off

Spotlight: Carli Banks (NSFW)

Carli Banks is a Girl after my own heart, not only is she a gorgeous Hustler babe, but she also serves some nice wings and beer up as a waitress at Hooters in Iowa.

Plus, she has a perfect pussy, I HAD to show you. Sorry, rest of the post is NSFW. ;)

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Posted on Apr 26, 2010 by — FLASH — Comments Off

FLASH: NOT JENNA JAMESON!!!

Sickeningly adorable couple and parents of two lovely twins Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are on the rocks now, and thats to say the least.

Jenna Jameson is the loveable adult actress who you might know from oh I don’t know JUST ABOUT A GAJILLION MOVIES, as well as being in Zombie Strippers! Back to the point at hand, long term boyfriend and father of Jenna’s twins Tito Ortiz  (the UFC fighter), was arrested early this morning  for domestic abuse charges against Ms. Jameson.  Police are quoted as saying that when they showed up Jenna has “visible injuries”.

This morning while Tito sat twiddling his thumbs in a jail cell, Jenna (sporting an arm brace) was busy filing a restraining order and moving his ass out of the house they share.  She reported that the twins are fine and doing well, she also hopes to work things out with Tito.

When questioned Jenna told the paparazzi that she is going through with pressing charges against Tito.  Which is all around bad news for Tito due to the fact that Dana White (the big name behind UFC) was quoted as saying “Other than going on a killing spree, being accused of domestic violence is the worst thing you can have going for you.”  Tito can actually be kicked out of the UFC organization should these reports be proven true (and we don’t doubt they will).  UFC is waiting for the dust to settle before they make a decision but as it stands it looks as though Tito is losing his home, his girl, his job and some custody of the kids.

In any case we’re pulling for you Jenna! You’re a big favorite to us and you’ll always be an idol!

<3 Barbie

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