“I can’t figure out if that look on your face is pure joy, or if you’re trying to remember where you left your hammer so you can pound this into your basic, everyday hard on. “ She laughed out loud and licked her lips.
“You know, suddenly “straight” seems really really boring. Gimme.”
Valspeak aside, we’re discussing The Gag Reflex!
Gagging is USUALLY associated with Deep Throating, but not always – for those who find brushing their teeth a difficult task – I bet you have trouble giving head too? Stupid Pharyngeal Reflex.
Deep Throat…Before it was a famous porn title, and before you freak if you can’t do it right away – I will tell you that it isn’t necessary for an awesome Blow Job experience. So go home and tell him that pornography isn’t illustrating how many women cannot deep throat, and don’t like anal sex or huge toys jammed into their Vajay. (Sorry guys, you still love me, right?)
Not everyone is going to be able to control their gag reflex, in all honesty almost no one can control it right from the get-go. Gagging is a natural reaction, it is what your body does to keep you from choking; don’t be embarrassed by gagging.
The most important thing about deep throating is control. Being in control is your best asset in the situation, without control an over excited guy; he can thrust while you are not ready and damage your throat or vocal chords. For your own safety I’m going to translate what you see in porn – and what they are actually doing.
TIPS:
Have him start out soft, so you can let him grow in your mouth. This helps you get accustomed to his size slowly.
Breathe out as he pushes into you; breathe in as he pulls out.
A Porn Star holds her breath and the guy goes wild with her. What you don’t know, or see is a little tap out move they do. The women hold their breath and when they need to come up for air they tap a leg or have a certain safety move.
The best way to get past a gag reflex is to start SLOW! Use a good amount of lube, or saliva and slowly push each inch of his penis into your throat. From there you control the pace and practice your breathing, keep going as you get accustomed to each inch. If you feel the gag you can back up a little bit and try again.
Another Porn Star move is when the women have a small gag reflex to get past – they swallow. They pretend they have food in their mouth…and give a little swallow. This move pushes him back further and tricks your body into thinking that there is nothing in your throat. After you get past the gag reflex it should be smooth sailing.
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Comments Off18-29 year olds have sex an average of 112 times per year. 30-39 year olds an average of 86 times per year. 40-49 year olds an average of 69 times per year!
Source: The Kinsey Institute
I’ve been using this product made by @TopcoToys for over a year now, and …. it works!
Pheromones are chemicals that come out of a specie’s body, used to trigger a response from another being of the same species. There are anger pheromones, food trail pheromones, and even sex pheromones.
Sex pheromones let others in the species know that someone is in heat and is ready for sex. Humans give off pheremones too, especially near ovulation cycles and when men peak in androgen. BUT we wear clothing, bathe regularly, and have gotten in the habit of shaving, so they don’t quite work as they once did when we were monkeys, or in The Garden of Eden… whatever you believe in.
In comes, Lure for Her and other pheromone sprays, soaps, colognes, candles, lubes and massage rubs.
Facts:
Fun:
Since I knew what this product was all about, I decided to give it a two month test. I would spray it on 2x a day for a week, and then take a week off. I didn’t make a spectacle out of wearing Lure for Her; I didn’t tell anyone, act differently or go out of my way to break my every day normal routine. Attended work as usual, didn’t wear anything different – went to meetings – out with friends… etc. Here are my observations.
Lure for Her got me laid. It wasn’t that my guy couldn’t keep his hands off of me and he was glued to me like a dog following a bitch in heat… but sex was more frequent in the weeks I wore Lure than those I didn’t. (PS Sorry hun, it was in the name of science, I promise I wont use it as a secret weapon!)
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We all have had to deal with people that rub us the wrong way. You know who I’m talking about – those people that bring up a certain “je ne sais quoi” in you, and you can’t wait to be rid of their company. These types of people exist through all social, political, religious, and ethnic circles. I want to single out one in particular – the holier-then-thou, sexually conservative, morally righteous, abstinent until married, virginity pledge taking, ignorant to THE FACTS, daddy-daughter ball dancing prissy prude.
Before you say, “But Justin, you write scienc-y pieces with facts, and numbers and crap, what’s this all about?” Well, people in general piss me off, and one of the worst offenders on that list are the aforementioned prissy prudes. If you have the unlucky circumstance of coming within 10 feet of one you need to know how to keep cool and repute all their bile with the things they fear most: Facts and an understanding of the human body and it’s sexuality and the difference between gender and sex, and being of the opinion that homosexuality is a choice, etc.
Are we on the same page now? You get who I am talking about? I’m not calling out educated virgins, or educated religious folk – you are cool with me, we are friends.
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Dear Jane,
I hate the hair around my anus. What can I do about it?
Get a friend to help!
Hair removal, fun times. This particular spot will make you feel like you’re preforming in Cirqu du Solei in your shower.
Grab a hand mirror. Clean your body, from head to toe. Use a body scrub to get rid of dead skin and tougher nasties. Be sure to limber up! The tips I give you can be done in or out of the shower. If you choose to do them out of the shower you will have to thoroughly clean your ass first, and make sure the area is damp with water and shave lotion – dry shaving isn’t a good idea.
Option A
1. Apply shave lotion.
2. Get into a squatting position and lean forward with your knees wide… like a crab… this helps to spread your butt cheeks so you can get between them.
3. Slowly, carefully run your razor in one direction swipes around the hair sensitive area.
4. Inspect your job with the hand mirror so you can see what you’re doing.
OR options B – E
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So… THIS is why there are so many of you in our News column… shucks. If we would’ve known sex was the source, we wouldn’t have gotten into this business.
jk, jk…
Ask Tiger Woods or Jesse James, who in response to “What were you thinking . . . ?” will hang their heads, dog-that-got-caught-in-the-trash-like looks on their faces, and in private will bash their heads against the wall wondering, “What was I thinking? I wasn’t.”
I wish they would pick on the ladies more in these equations; we get equally as retarded when we think the sex we’re looking for is also going to be a ‘relationship’ and not a fling.
The division we joke about – the brain above and below the belt – holds true to a certain extent, especially for men since more of the male brain is designated for sex. In one of my favorite studies, Canadian researchers showed men pictures of conventionally pretty or not-so-pretty women. The men were told they could receive either $15 the following day or $75 after waiting a few days. The men who saw the picture of the beautiful women were more likely to take the $15, proving, researchers say, that men stop thinking about long-term consequences once the lust chemicals kick in. (The same test was done on women, and it had no effect on their thinking process)….
Duh, women have been bending to show our asses, leaning to flash cleavage, and stretching out our legs for centuries to give men some misdirection to get what we want. Stop hitting the snooze button Fox.
Some ovulating women may be able to sympathize with men in feeling damn dumb, but only a few days out of the month: One study found fertile women more tolerant of one-liners. Another study of “sexual risk-taking behaviors” recorded that ovulating women found high-testosterone men more attractive; however, later in the month they considered more sensitive low-testosterone men to be better partners.
Sounds like SOMEONE needs to do a post about pheromones very soon … ;)
Fox News (snickers) says “Sex Makes Us Stupid“.
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Welcome back!!! This is part 4 of the 26 A-Z series, or the cheat sheet to giving a good screwing. We’ve been jumping around a bit from anal, to blow jobs, to counting orgasms and now we’re on some serious Decision making.
Women will tell you there is something oh so sexy about confidence, well its true whether it’s in just flirting or in the sack. There can be nothing more annoying and unattractive than someone stopping to think about the whether they should move left or move right. It’s kind of ridiculous to watch someone banging away at you and then notice them putting on a “thinking face”; Eyes up in the corner, pushing down the eyebrows and just about ready to stick that tongue out.
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Look who I found this week! The lovely Memphis Monroe.
She is a southern girl with a big personality who uses twitter , was the second ever contract girl for Hustler but is now working as an independent. Memphis used Hooters (boobies!) as a stepping stone into modeling and then into pornography and we love her (and her rack!) for it. Did I mention she had great tits? If you’re a “boob man,” check her out in Cheerleaders, she won best girl group scene at the AVNs for it.
oh look, more pictures! NSFW
Comments OffAs women, it is safe to say that when we were younger, we were naive enough to believe that having sex was some kind of an experience right from the pages of a Danielle Steele novel. You know, the rose peddles leading the the bedroom, the scented candles, and of course, a Ryan Phillippe look alike, waiting in the bedroom, naked and covered from head to toe with honey. Yeah, it sucks when reality sets in, and you realize that your version of Ryan Phillippe is going bald, has bigger tits than you, a small penis, and a ball sack that smells like a dirty gym sock.
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But, all ex-bashing jokes aside. Sex is all fun and games… until a girl has a pregnancy scare.
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Jane Blow Website is an awesome team of sex positive writers. Jane Blow and her team of Chanel Covington, Nikki CoXXX, Silo Johnson, Justin LiGreci and Dr. Slick have joined together to help you with life’s sexual mysteries and mishaps.