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It isn’t your tongue, boobs, or brain.  Certainly isn’t a penis or vagina. Nope, Nope, NOPE.

It is your SKIN!

With the coming of summer there are many people out there excited to start shedding the winter layers and baring some skin.  This is an exciting time of year for many, especially the sexually imaginative looking at your beautiful cleavage and wondering what you feel like in their bed.  I just hope you (guys) realize that we’re lookin’ at you too.

But how do you get people to want to touch you?  By having great skin.  I could tell you which store bought lotions have worked for me, and which are clinically proven to blah blah blah, I could even remind you that I just did an Earthly Body post BUT I’m not going to.

Instead I’m going to tell you how to make your own so feeling good doesn’t break your bank and leave you smelling like a strawberry.  Ladies love to feel a man’s muscles, and take in their man smell – if you smell like us it is a turn off.  Besides shopping for this stuff can be confusing, and embarrassing if you don’t have good skin.

Using scrubs on your body will exfoliate your skin (take away dead skin that simple soaping up doesn’t), thus polishing your body to a shine and helping to prevent from acne.  Exfoliating is the most simple routine to keeping the body you’ve been working on at the gym all winter, totally touchable.

My partners have told me I have amazingly soft skin; it often gets me laid because they can’t keep their hands off of me… and here is how I do it.

Recipe:

2 Cups of Sugar

Oil: Apricot is ideal, but hard to find.  Olive oil is great. Any oil that’s natural and from a nut or fruit will work. Baby oil (non-scented) will also work. Do not use cooking oil, like corn – you will smell funky.

If you want it to have a scent, go into a shop that sells essential scented oils and grab a smell that you like.  There are cologne scents, clean scents, fruit scents, flowery scents…  If not, skip this step.

1 Container with a lid that will hold the mixture.  I wash and reuse a quart wonton soup container.

Pour the sugar in the container, and fill it with oil till the sugar is saturated and then pour a little more oil in so that there is a little extra in there.

Substitutions, Directions, Tips…

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