Males have been found to make up two thirds of users of sexually explicit Internet sites and account for 77% of on-line time.
Source: The Kinsey Institute
FACT! Men Watch Porn on the Internet
Categories: Fact
Tags: chatroulette, Internet Porn
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Review: Goodhead (mint)
Goodhead is sold at every xxx store I’ve ever been in, and has been featured at every home toy party I have ever been to (or done myself) with good reason! It can easily be said that it is the number one selling flavored oral sex gel. Doc Johnson is considered one of the founding adult novelty companies and has lasted the test of time, due to standing on the backs of products like this one.
Facts:
- Comes in 5 flavors: Mint, Cinnamon, Cherry, Strawberry and Passion Fruit.
- Mint has an extra “cooling” effect because of the Menthol ingredient in it.
- Cinnamon has an extra “warming” effect.
- Ingredients (mint): DI Water, Clycerin, Algin, Acesulfame K, Artifical Flavor, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, FD&C Blue #1, FD&C Yellow #5.
- Gently numbs your throat to reduce gag reflex.
- Wont break your bank in price, most places sell this product for under $15 for a 4oz tube.
- Every 4oz bottle comes with a fun ‘oral sex’ information scroll that includes fun facts about “gobbling”.
I’ve tried the other flavors of Goodhead, and mint is my favorite. The others are fruity and fun, the cinnamon even warms a little, but I like the extra cooling effect I get from using the mint flavor.
It is sort of like that winterfresh mint toothpaste feeling; even though I’m giving head, it smells like I’ve brushed my teeth. I personally have no problem with the way my partner tastes, but if on occasion you get someone with funky spunk Goodhead can help mask that grossness.
When showing people this product, occasionally I’ll meet a person who says it tastes like medicine (usually I get this reaction to cherry) but that person is 1 out of 100, most others feel it tastes like Jell-O.
Fun:
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Categories: Reviews, Lubes & Lotions, Reviews
Tags: ++++-, doc johnson, Goodhead, oral sex
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FLASH! Elementary School Condoms…??
So I’m sure by now you’ve all seen the “Single Ladies” Video with the seven year old girls?
Well , whether you have or you haven’t , let me refresh your memory.
Well, with the kids dancing so sexy, it seems that the one town in Massachusetts has decided that it’s time to equip their students with condom’s. In Elementary school.
That’s right, kids will now have access to condom’s as young as kindergarten! According to the policy, students will have to speak with a school nurse (or other trained counselor) before recieving the birth control.
The big shocker? Parents will not be able to opt out of this for their kids.
How do you feel about this?
Tags: condoms
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Dear Jane: Three Questions About Jizz Taste
Dear Jane,
What does Jizz taste like, and is there any way to change the taste?
Is it true that if you eat a lot of pineapples and then get a suckoff that your ding-dong juice taste like pineapples?
Jizz… tastes like… you just hacked up phlegm and snot into your mouth. Sometimes it is sweet and salty with a tang, other times it is tasteless. Watch out for funky spunk though, it just tastes like the snot went rancid.
To change the taste you can eat a lot of fruit like apples, pineapples, melons, strawberries.
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Categories: Dear Jane
Tags: funky spunk, jizz taste, oral sex, sweeten69, yummy cummy
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You Must Be THIS Long To Ride
Fellas! If you’re not big enough to fit into a Magnum…..DON”T USE ONE!
The story goes:
Joey is fooling around with Sally (kissing, rubbing, etc.) and the signal to escalate things is given, “do you have a condom?”. Joey, with a big grin, pulls out that shiny golden wrapped MAGNUM condom and sees Sally’s eyes light up. She lays back and waits for her prize. After 5-10 minutes Joey ejaculates, pulls out, and realizes his penis is bare. “Oh no! Where’s the condom?”. That’s right, it is inside Sally.
Sally runs out of the room in a panic and performs what looks like “a little girl’s pee-pee dance” for Joey’s roommate. Over and over she repeats “It’s stuck! It’s stuck!”. She runs into the bathroom, slams the door, and after a few minutes the sound of a tire deflating is heard. She strolls out a much relieved girl.
Why did the condom get stuck inside her you ask?
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Categories: Just Because
Tags: condoms, magnum, snug fit
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Spotlight: Audrey Hollander
My boss and I have been playing a game at work lately called “The Biggest Whore in Porn,” and I have to tell you, it has been super fun. We use IAFD.com as a guide and we pick two women in the xxx industry who we love, and we figure out who is a bigger whore on a point system.
Today a coworker of mine brought up that she loves Audrey Hollander, my boss told us about how he met her at an IVD warehouse show in NJ.
Audrey, Otto Bauer, and a bunch of other porn stars were there to do a signing. In he beginning of the day she pulled out a metal jeweled butt plug from her ass and handed it to someone while asking him “do you want to feel something hot?” and, during lunch Otto threw her food off the table, and then smacked Audrey in the face. A really good full armed backhand smack, grabbed her by her hair and walked her up a warehouse staircase (the crowd was stunned). Then proceeded to fuck her… hard… anal too… for the whole lunch crowd that then was gathering (cheering on) underneath for a better view. Otto pulled out ready to cum on Audrey, and the whole crowd did one of those jump back, shield their faces, ‘woah’ group back away moves. True Story!!
Her WHORE SCORE™ is 1,383!
For more NSFW pics and how to play the Biggest Whore in Porn
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Categories: Spotlight
Tags: Audrey Hollander, Ginger, Iafd.com, Otto Bauer, Whore Score
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Is Riley Steele the New Sasha Grey?
Are you kidding me GQ? One is a blonde, the other is Brunette!
Sasha is her own entity, the only things they have in common are that they are porn stars, they’re hot as hell, and that they went mainstream. PLUS, there have been SO MANY OTHER porn stars have gone mainstream besides Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy… way to go for SEO. You could have referenced such great “guy” movies like Boondock Saints or Boogie Nights or even Blade!!
If you wanted to be smart, before you said “so few have crossed over”, and too really kick the porn fans in the lube, you should have said Traci Lords and Scott Schwartz. But no, you said Sasha because she is the hot ‘new’ starlet and is going to be on Entourage, I bet your readers <3 that show!
You could have really dug deep and looked up other porn stars who were in mainstream films… but alas, you kept it fresh.
For Riley and Digital Playground’s sake, I really hope Piranah 3d turns out to be a good film. :)
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Categories: Just Because
Tags: Boogie Nights, Boondock Saints, Digital Playground, Entourage, jenna jameson, Riley Steele, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey, Traci Lords
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Barbie Says: Hi, Let’s Fuck!
Sometimes when things seem mundane a surprise here and there can spice things up.
I might possibly be the biggest fan of surprise sex. Relationships tend to repeat sexual moves and become boring. Let’s face it here, seriously people, after so long the men start doing what I like to call “the hump n grunt” and women just kinda moan through it. We move a leg here, tilt our asses that way and it’s good enough to deal with. The sad thing is after this you start not wanting sex. Well actually women stop not wanting sex and men never stop wanting to a bust a nut.
I worked in a nursing home and those dudes were always trying to get their dicks wet.
Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: hump n grunt, Ninja Sex, surprise sex, true blood
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It is Time to Play FMK: Politicians
Look – I know a lot of people don’t vote.
If we all did, just think of the legalized prostitution and marijuana we would have. Not to mention, things like gay-marriage and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell wouldn’t be issues. Oh and a women’s right to choose? Yeah it makes a good sound byte if you are pandering to your base, but seriously, no one is going to attempt turn overturn Roe v. Wade. Anyway, here is your FMK!
Women: Sarah Palin, Kristen Gillibrand and Gabrielle Gifford.
First up, she’s the pit-bull with lipstick, a main force behind the Tea Baggers (Seriously baggers, how did you manage to name your political movement after a sexual move?). Sarah Palin is one tough woman. The former VP candidate and Alaska Governor not only possesses’ a strong uterus to support popping out 5 children, but she hunts wolves from a fucking helicopter. How awesome is that? People make fun of her for not being bright, 5 colleges for a degree in journalism, really? But hey – she makes $100,000 per speech, and her promiscuous spawn, ::cough Bristol cough:: makes $30,000 per speech. She is definitely doing something right, even if it is exploiting her base.
Next up! Kristen Gillibrand. This Jr. US Senator from NY is certainly a hottie. She is much easier to look at then Hillary Clinton, and while she identifies as a Democrat, coming from rural upstate New York, she can be in the middle when it comes to conservative passions like guns and illegal immigration. She is awesome because despite where she comes from, she supports LGBT issues and fights for civil rights of all people. A legislator that is fighting for equality? Yeah, that makes her even hotter.
Gabrielle Giffords. This young hot democrat from the House of Representatives & Arizona is a total 10, and although she supports the controversial Arizona law on illegal immigration, she also wants to move forward with major funding and legislation for renewable energy sources. The environment affects all of us, and so does Giffords sexiness. She is also the youngest female politician at 40 for this week’s FMK.
Guys: Barrack Obama, Matthew J. Titone and Scott Brown
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Categories: FMK
Tags: FKM, FMK, politicians
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Sexlopedia: The Dirty Pirate
The next time your partner scrapes your dick with their teeth during a blow job, it is totally ok to give them The Dirty Pirate. (Translation: don’t actually do this, but if you do, tell me about it, k?)
Arrrrrrr!
To give your salty lass the dirty pirate treatment you have to bust a load in her eye after she gives you head, and then kick her in the knee/leg so she is hopping around screaming “ARRRR WHAT THE FUUCK!!!” with only one eye open.
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Categories: Sexlopedia
Tags: Sexlopedia, The Dirty Pirate
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