The Rodeo is when you’re fucking someone in the “doggy style” position, and you say something ridiculously outlandish.
Sexlopedia: The Rodeo
Nikki CoXXX Says: Breaking News: Men Can Be Stage Five Clingers, Too
We are on the verge of 2011, and our society is still flooded with double standards. The idea of what’s considered, “acceptable,” depending on if you have a penis or a vagina between your legs, kind of makes me want to laugh, cry and punch a hole in the wall all at the same time. For example: The Stage Five Clinger. Continue reading this post →
So, You Want To Work In A Sex Shop?
Now is your chance.
I was told to hire new employees. Usually they take applications till they are blue in the face, talk to the people for a little while, throw them on a shift or two to see if they can handle it and hire someone.
Well, that is basically what I’m going to be doing, but, I really don’t want to hire some drone who just thinks they are superior because they work in a freakn’ sex shop. They don’t get to know the products, and think it is cake work. Sure, being a body IS cake, but I don’t want another body.
I’ve never made needing coworkers at Nitecap Video such a public event before, but I’m tired of bodies and figure this is a good way to reach out to other sexperts.
“Nitecap Video, Open till 3am, This is Jane… … … 3am!”
I want someone like me, and any of my other “coworkers” out there in “my field”. I need a sex knowitall, someone who is into products and is hungry to learn more. Open to all sexualities, genders, and is a special kind of crazy. Be ready to deal with 3 bosses. Yes, three.
You have to be able to adapt, sell, be ready to do inventory, and do regular shop upkeep. The shifts are 8-9 hours long, and we’re open not only till 3am but also on holidays, and weekends. So remember, if WE are open – YOU are working. Tell grandma you’re sorry if you miss Christmas Eve.
Comments OffErotica: A “Break In” – Fantasy Part II
A Continuation of A “Break In” – Fantasy Part I
I heard multiple voices as I stood there for what seemed like an eternity. They would get louder and softer as the men seemed to walk around my room. Then without warning, I was shoved face first onto my bed. I was now laying face down on my bed with my feet still on the floor and my ass perched in the air.
Jane Says: The Relationship Cycle: Stages 1 – 5
I’ve noticed a pattern when it comes to relationships after listening and observing my fair share of people. Here is my explanation. If you like it, use it (giving me credit of course). If not, tell me your opinion and maybe it will adjust mine. If you want to map up a chart, I promise I’ll send you something awesome ;)
If you have a short attention span, this post could be TL;DR – but hang in there, it is totally worth it!
Pam & Jim; perfect examples of that fresh, new, awesome relationship.
Stage One: Meet and Greet
For stage one to be complete, you must go on at least 3 dates to get a proper assessment of a person. Although, some people require less time. It is true for the majority of people, they know if they want to sleep with someone within the first 15 minutes (usually less). The point of Meet and Greet is to figure out if you’d sleep with them, and to see if there is a connection. A spark, something worth pursuing.
Stage Two: Hideyhole
This stage is that span of time where you spend every available about of free time with your new person. You may have introduced them to your friends and maybe a family member but only if you happen to bump into someone you know or can’t get around having them meet the parents. Likely, you’ve just talked about them – if at all. At this point they might not be your secret, but they are your ‘precious’. You spend time actually bonding, and playing that Cat n’ Mouse game of sexual innuendo till someone makes a first move.
Stage Three: Bunny
When someone finally breaks the ice and makes a first move, is when Bunny Stage begins. This period of time is a sex free for all. Every date starts and finishes with sex, if you care to keep up with the pretense of going out on a date. Bunny Stage can last anywhere between three weeks and three months. This stage is also where you find out who your friends are, they will get separation anxiety if you were their single pal. Your friends already locked into relationships will be waiting for you after this is stage levels out.
Note: If Bunny stage lasts more than three months, you need to either marry your partner or demote them to fuck buddy. Relationships solely based on sex never work. There is a difference between love and sex, despite some people’s inability to separate the two.
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FACT! New Sex Manual Written By Sexless Virgins
There’s a new book, just out today, that’s going to change the way you fuck. It’s called Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk and it’s written by The Association for the Betterment of Sex, a “scholarly” organization made up of a mix of current and former writers for The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Vanity Fair, and The Onion. The book is an uprorarious take on the sex manual, replete with embarrassing illustrations, shameful confessions, and contortive positions that could be achieved only by a trio of Thai ecdysiasts. In celebration of SOBOJ’s release, I decided to interview two of the book’s authors: Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead. I’m not saying that these are the smartest or funniest or most representative of the quintet of writers, but they both happen to work with me at V.F.,and, like most people searching for sexual partners, I’m sort of an opportunistic feeder. Here’s the transcript of our conversation.
Source: www.vanityfair.com
Comments OffHow To Judge A Boob By Its Cover
Every now and then our friends are quite inspirational. Today I bring you a doctored up re post of Phil Unofficial’s DAPS.tv post about Bras and Boobs. He came to the last JBwebsite meeting and this came up in conversation. I couldn’t help but to ask him to add in anything else he has learned so I could repost it for you.
Bra’s are a wonderful and frustrating lie piece of material. They are designed with a sole purpose to make a woman feel better about her breasts (most women think bras are uncomfortable). Now, I may be stepping on JaneBlow’s toes here, but I think this is something for the men to write about… Jane, feel free to critique my observations. Oh, and a quick side note, I am not knocking anyone’s body types. This is merely an observation by a very horny man!
Lets start with the average drop. A woman’s breast will drop approximately 2-4 inches when the bra is taken out of the equation. This drop pertains mostly to women with natural breasts and will not be a factor on MOST women with breast enhancements. Fake breasts usually have good support from the skin being tightened. However, like everything else, there are exceptions. The bigger the implant is, the more these rules apply. On to the study!
Now when “top cleavage” is introduced, it gets a little more complicated. Top Cleavage is the line that outlines the top of a woman’s breast. The deeper the line, usually means the lower the drop. (See Fig 1 & 2)
The next thing to notice is the Side Boob Crest. The SBC can only be seen from certain angles but it is a good indication of a significant drop. The same rule for top cleavage applies; the deeper the line the father the drop. (See Fig 3 & 4)
Hershey Kiss Tits are small and petite, but they are the least deceiving (Unless they have an outrageous pushup bra on). In this case you’re probably getting what your bargaining for. In rare cases you will get a below average drop, but there isn’t much room for deception in these cases. (See Fig 5 & 6)
This is where Phil gets NSFW due to little boobies and nipples.
Comments OffReview: Rhythm O Triple Kiss
Ok folks, it is time I try to vlog. This is my first one, it was a little frustrating, I learned a lot, and from here on in – they will get better.
Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.
As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator. I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it. Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.
Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it. THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it. If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements. If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.
The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.
The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer. This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel. TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone. It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy. So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.
Facts:
- Made of TPE
- 4 AAA batteries
- Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
- 90 Pleasure Beads
- Hot button for random function selection
- Waterproof
- Easy On & Off button
To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water. Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.
To see the product out of the package & see what it could do….
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Have You Seen Flam?
If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group. We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.
When anyone in the DAPS team meets up with an amazing individual, we keep them locked in the basement so no one else can have them (er, I mean, we hold onto them and nurture them) – other times they take off on their own because they’re awesome. FLAM is one of those awesome people; he works for MTV, writes for DAPS and Emilio Sparks, takes pictures with Hot Chicks, lives in Pipe City, will tell you what FAILS in fashion and … word on the street has it he wears magnums BONG BONG!
Flam and the Hot Chick, Halima.
If you’re a Hot Chick and want to expand your portfolio, contact Flam; you wont be disappointed.
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Comments OffDear Jane: How To Hair Pull?
Dear Jane,
My partner really likes their hair pulled, and I think I’m good at it. Are there other ways? Better ways? I usually just tug on their hair, nothing special. They tell me to do it harder though, is that a good or bad thing?
oOOooh hair pulling, one of my favorites!
If your partner has long hair, you could tug from the length of their hair by making your own “Pony Tail”, or grabbing their already done pony tail. It is the quick way to make yourself some “reigns” and tug their head around or give them a little pain with pleasure.
I’ve found it is better to get your hands in there though, deep into their hair from the scalp.
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Jane Blow Website is an awesome team of sex positive writers. Jane Blow and her team of Chanel Covington, Nikki CoXXX, Silo Johnson, Justin LiGreci and Dr. Slick have joined together to help you with life’s sexual mysteries and mishaps.