Dear Jane: How Can I Get No Strings Ex Sex?

Dear Jane,

What’s the best way to tell an old ex, you’re interested in a causal hookup?

Pam and Tommy tried to revisit, but even they couldn’t handle it.

How “ex” are we talkin’ here? Last month? Last year? Last 3+ years?

How did it end? Terribly bad? Just grew apart? Cheating?

Before approaching an ex, think long and hard about those factors.  They are an ex for a reason, and to fuck them again could open Pandora’s Box.  If you feel you’re both adult enough to just have sex, it only works for 8/10 “couples”.    The emotional baggage usually gets in the way.  After a long enough period of time you can heal from all the bad that happened, and start longing for familar, awesome sex.

It is natural, it is moving backwards, and sometimes… SOMETIMES… it is amazingly hot for a revisit.

Here are my 3 tips for getting an ex in bed again, without knowing more about your specific situation, I don’t want to get too long winded.  If you want a follow up, keep asking questions!

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Sexlopedia: The Z Jay

If you look this one up on the vast internet, you’ll find that the main two answers to this is a bit impossible, the third is just stupid.

1.  To make a sleeping person give you head, without waking them up.

2. References all the “Z” words, products and body parts necessary to get a sleeping person give you head.

3. Someone decided to rename the “Hummer” a Z Job.  Lame.

I’m reclaiming this one from the stupid things it has come to mean!

Simply, this one is the head you get before bed.  The good night oral sex that helps you get to sleep.  They are underrated, fun, and helpful.

Take back the Z Jay with me, and preform one tonight!  Don’t forget to tweet about it!

Pleasurists # 96

PEEL by MackTheDeuce

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #95? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #97? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday September 26th at 11:59pm PDT.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

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Want To Play Twister?: Basset Hound

Since we’ve covered Doggy Style, I’m going to make it more interesting for you and start doing the variations of the simple pooch position.  Imagine if you will, a Basset Hound.  For you unimaginative folks, and because I can’t show people fucking due to you “at work looking at sex stuff anyway” people… here is a Basset Hound.

Notice how close to the ground he is, he is a squat dog breed, not one of those tall ones like a Grey Hound.

So keeping in the mindset – to do the Basset Sex Position Twister move, you need to spread your knees and get lower.  Instead of the fuck-ee on all fours, you have to get down on your forearms, and slide your knees out so your ass isn’t perched in the air anymore.  The fuck-er needs to open their thighs and scoot closer; your pelvis should cup the ass you’re behind.

The benefits of this position is that the penetration is going to be deeper, you’re working different muscle groups, and there is less thrusting and more hip grinding/rolling movements.  This position also works really well with the Peanut Butter Swipe.

For an animated cartoonish version of this position for a visual explanation

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Nikki CoXXX Says: Pussy Power Part III, I’m Not Sorry For What I Did, I’m Sorry That I Got Caught.

Ladies and gentleman, the jig is up.  Mr. “I used to mind fuck the shit out of the girl that was willing to rip her heart out of her chest for me, actually grew a set of balls by taking control of a situation that consumed her mental well being,” found my blog posts.  Since I didn’t receive the proper opportunity to defend myself, I’m using up these 500 characters, (Yeah ok, I don’t think I can express my hatred in 500 words or less), to wrap up the end of an era.

Trouble is, the most destructive and unhealthy habits are usually the hardest to break. “Certain people can become like a drug to you, literally,” explains Janice Levine, Ph.D., author of Why Do Fools Fall in Love? “They can elicit a chemical reaction in the brain, releasing endorphins, adrenaline and oxytocin. You become physically and mentally addicted to them.

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Time to Play FMK: Famous & Not So Recognized Celebrity Siblings

A Family Who Plays Together – Stays Together!

Just Kidding

This FMK is about siblings we’ve all lusted for, now it is time to choose their fates!  I started with a famous pair of siblings and am ready to blow your minds with the last bro/sis set!  You can FMK them as a duo, or singularly, doesn’t matter to me.

Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal

A pretty famous pair of siblings; Secretary, Brokeback MountainDonnie Darko, all MUST SEES!

Kate and Oliver Hudson

Here is a lesser known set, but still undeniably hot! <Insert Almost Famous joke here>

Jesse and Hallie Kate Eisenberg

And, my pièce de résistance! You might remember her from a Pepsi Commercial - and him?

None other than the creator of the Double Tap and Facebook!

Erotica: It Was All A Dream – Part I

…Then his hands traveled further down my body. First exploring my breasts, reaching under my bra to find my nipples standing at attention waiting to be pinched. As he pressed his thumb and forefinger together and twisted this caused an audible hiss…

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What Would You Do For A #form3? @My_Pleasure Wants To Know

[MyPleasure.com]We’re so excited about the JimmyJane Form 3 and we wish we could give everyone one just to see how fun and innovative it is. Unfortunately that’s just not possible if we want to stay in business. But we can give one away to one extremely lucky person.

Excuse me? A FREE Jimmy Jane Form 3? SIGN ME UP!

According to the contest I have to join the newsletter (check), join the twitter and facebook (double check), tweet about it every day (24/7 check) and write a blog post (check!) and say what I would do for a Form 3; I can comment as much as I want but I’m going to limit myself to 10.  So, here are the 10 things I would do for a Form 3 with some reasons WHY I NEED a Form 3.

1.  I would write a toy review and make sure I submit it to the Pleasurists; this way news gets out that I have a Form 3, and it goes into a community of sex toy lovers who will hear about me winning (hopefully/ jealously) and will want to buy one for themselves.

2.  I would make a 6 course meal dedicated to the Form 3 and invite my favorite toy connoisseurs.  Because a 3 course just isn’t enough, and there would be truffles and gold flake involved.  I promise it will be spectacular. Pics to come?

3.  I need this toy because it brings me back to when I would buy silky panties and lightly finger my clit over them, there is just something about a single, thin, tantalizing layer between my own finger and my clit.  For whatever reason, I stopped masturbating like this and I would LOVE to try it with the Form 3.  So, until I win, I’m going to resist buying myself the perfect pair of panties to bring this old habit back.

4. I vow to only use the Form 3 to masturbate for a solid week straight.  Those of you who know about my collection, and my obsession with certain toys will find this VERY hard to believe.

5.  I like the idea of this toy so much, if I win, I’d let @My_Pleasure send it to me in… pink.  Those of you who know my hatred for pink toys will scoff and call me a sell out.  BUUT I’ll have a Form 3, and you wont. :p

6.  If I EVER grow tired of the Form 3, which, I highly doubt.  I promise to pass my fortune forward using the Toy Swap Network. There is no need for this toy to end up in the misfits drawer of my collection, it should ALWAYS get lovin’.

7.  I would create one of those fun ” how many times can you find the sex toy” pictures using the Form 3.

8.  In my collection, there are some pretty cool sex toys, but I have yet to get a JimmyJane.  I wasn’t impressed with the company till the Form 6, and 2 came out… I think the Form 3 would be an excellent start.

9. I would dye part of my hair to match the Form 3, I’ve been itching to do something different, this could be a good reason!

10. I would take pics of the Form 3 in all sorts of fun places like the SI Ferry, Manhattan, the gym I go to, and other famous or fun places.  In a Flat Stanley sort of way :)

Since I’m sooooooo cool, I’m going to share with you how to enter the contest for yourself! After the cut of course!

Edited to Add: I WON !!! YIPPEE !!!!!

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FACT! Geeks are Perverts; or is it Perverts are Geeks… ?

Either way, a very geeky pervert created this (that is a FACT!), and I wanted to give them props to their props!

Can you pick out all the fun details this person included in their Lego BDSM Scene?

Special thanks to a pervy friend of mine who loves to send me awesome stuff like this; he found it Here.

FLASH! Human Centipede Porn Parody, Thanks Tom Byron!

Just what we’ve been waiting for!  Well, some of us!

Horror / Comedy / Parody fans unite, for I feel another contest coming soon!!

Source: DAPS and Fleshbot

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