Pleasurists #109

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Dear Jane: My Brain Has Never Taken A Sick Day

Dear Jane, <– Ask me a question of your own!

 

My brain has never taken a sick day.  

Let’s just talk about the mind issue first since it may be the root of all my problems. This high caliber buzzkill runs 24/7, even when I am falling asleep, watching a movie, doing yoga, and making out.  The last time my boyfriend and I were kissing, my mind just couldn’t focus on what my body was doing and instead began entertaining itself with absentminded thoughts like what Christmas shopping I needed to get done and/or how stupid the new Smurf movie looked.  I just couldn’t, for the life of me, get it to shut off.  This is nothing new, I have kissed other guys and pretty much the same thing happened.  This is the first time I was actually angry that it was happening. 

How can I give control to my emotions/sensations?  

You likely do this with everything, yes?  Looking 10 steps ahead instead of being in the moment.

Practice on not doing that.  You can make your list, but cover up steps 2 – x and only look at #1.  Take a Taoist approach to life – one thing at a time. 

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Sexlopedia: Topping from the Bottom

The idea of Power Exchange has come up several times in other BDSM related posts, I’ve had questions (live and email) about what Topping from the Bottom is.  Yes, the submissive has the ultimate power in the way that without one you cannot have the other.  A Top is nothing without their bottom and vice versa.  The bottom gives up their power and trusts their Top with it.  Trusting that the Top will not cross any previously laid down boundaries, trust in protection if playing in public, and trust that a good time will be had.

What happens when the submissive starts to manipulate the situation to their favor and steps on the Dominant’s toes?

When they are pushing to get what they want by trying to take the lead?

This is Topping from the Bottom.

If Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary wanted a spanking, she could have asked for one.  But say she made typos on purpose because she wanted a spanking instead of communicating with Mr. Grey.  That would be manipulation of the Power Exchange, that would be Topping from the Bottom.

When they take the power of suggestion and make you do what they want – the Power Exchange is off balance.  Time for punishment ;)

Time to Play FMK: Porn Stars III

Masturbation is pretty cool.  Masturbation is even cooler when there are links already in your history so you don’t have to go looking.  I found these three ladies in a folder labeled “porn” on my computer.  I love when “hunting down stuff to masturbate to” me, puts links aside for “lazy but wants to masturbate” me. Yay me!

Knowing porn stars names seems to be a lost art, I make sure that when I hunt for clips I try to figure out the ladies names.  You should do the same.  I can easily list off ten porn stars (if not more) in a minute or so if you ask me to.  I’ve asked the same of other people I know, but I only asked for 5 names and they give me a list that reads like 80′s and 90′s porn stars.  No one current, no one new (except Sasha Grey, because she was on Entourage).  Totally lame people.

Class is in session.  FMK… and GO!

Women: Gabriella Fox, Kayla Carrera, and Kylee Strutt.

Erotica: After Work pt II

Continued from After Work pt I

You allow them both to relax, but not for too long, kissing your way up the girl’s body you kiss around her face, savoring your girlfriend. You tell your friend to move the pillows so your girlfriend could see who she was, and then to kneel facing the door. You crawl up your girlfriend’s body and softly kiss her, asking her if she likes her surprise so far, she purrs a “yes” to you, her body shaking pretty hard from the pleasure radiating from her body.  You slap her ass for good measure, she yelps and smiles, ready for whatever is next. You slip yourself between her legs with your hand, and rub against her, getting yourself slick with her juices, she whimpers and pouts and tries to move you closer to her, but you don’t allow it. Kissing, and crawling away from her body you are now uniting her hands from her ankles, you stretch her arms out to the corners of the bed, and secure her bonds once more, so that her ankles are still tied, and she can now hold herself slightly up on her elbows if she tried. Then once again telling the woman what to do for you both.

The woman leans down and kisses your girlfriend softly, trying to stay away from her mouth though, and then scoots her body down so that her pussy  is in front of your girlfriend’s mouth, your girlfriend needing no other cue, reaches for the woman … but you tell her “no … not until I  said so”. She pouts, and begs you- “Please, please may I, I would really like to, I want to return the pleasure, I want to, please…”.

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FACT! I Wont Pay 2k for an 18k Gold Jizz Necklace

Did you see this shit? Artist Leah Piepgras has created a necklace inspired by actual Pearl Necklaces … aka… jizz around the neck.  I thought it was a funky cool idea, and surfed my way over to her page to find out a price to gift it to myself, that is, until I saw the prices.  Sorry chica, I’m all for creativity, art, and sex jewelry, but no thanks… I can get one made with authentic male ejaculate for free and snap a pic for memories if I wanted to FOR FREE.

Pleasurists #108

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Dear Jane: I Just Found Out That My Boyfriend Has a Submissive Kink/Fetish

Dear Jane, <— Ask me your own questions anonymously!

I just found out that my boyfriend has a submissive kink/fetish.  As we talked about it, he mentioned he liked being tied up and dominated.  It terrified me.  I don’t know what my kinks/fetishes are, but I don’t think I am into safety words and such.  I haven’t done “it” nor do I really watch porn (dunno why, just never appealed to me.)  I know, total prude, right?

So how do I deal with this and embrace my own sexuality without getting flustered or uncomfortable?

I do like my boyfriend but this recent confession has my mind reeling.  Help?

Signed, Bewildered in Bed.


Dear Bewildered,

First, keep talking.

There are many facets to BDSM. When people (like you) hear “tied up and dominated” you think the worst, and because he might not have the vocabulary/vernacular to ease you into it, I don’t know how much he told you other than that. Thus adding to your shock.

Bondage, being restrained can be an incredible bonding experience, as can domination. What he also told you without saying it, is that he trusts you… a lot!  He might have had this fantasy for some time now, and he trusts you enough to tell you.

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Sexlopedia: The Great White

Is there anything between a Pearl Necklace and Bukkake?

Yes, it is called The Great White.

I was at a friend’s birthday party and walked in on a conversation that ended with “…and that’s what you get when only two guys come all over a girl.” When they rewound the conversation for me, they called it The Great White.  I of course thought this was hysterical and am now handing it off to you all.  Use it, love it, but don’t swallow, ok?  Then it doesn’t count.

Erotica: Desperate Housewife – Part I

She dropped the cupcake she was icing on the floor almost as quickly as she dropped her jaw. She closed her mouth only to swallow hard as she tried not to let her husband see her excitement at the sight of another man with broad shoulders, defined arms, and rock hard abs standing nude at the top of her stairs.

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