Haha, get it? Die Hard… Death… Vampires… ? ANYWAY!
The toy engineers over at Tantus have something AMAZING for you coming out exclusively through their website on 9/1/09… and it SPARKLES! Tantus even boasts being able to put it in the freezer for that “authentic experience”.
OH YEA – SPARKLY VAMPIRE DILDOS FOR EVERYONE !!
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN! Who doesn’t love those dark and mysterious vamps on the screen and in the books we all thumb through lustfully? That’s what we thought. For those of us who fantasize about being spellbound and tantalized by the forbidden comes The Vamp. We promise this vamp won’t be the only thing coming for you in the night.
The Vamp is a realistic form dildo based appropriately on our Sire’s design but with a deathly pale flesh tone reminiscent of the new moon’s glow. Don’t be surprised if this toy seduces you, its long sleek shaft and deliciously ridged head calling to you in the twilight. But don’t save this for just nocturnal escapades, try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him SPARKLE.
Don’t let this eclipse pass into the breaking dawn, place your order today!
Tantus suggests the following movies if you enjoy The Vamp… and because you know we’ve all had a fantasy or two… I changed up the list!
- The Lost Boys
- Twilight
- Interview with the Vampire
- Queen of the Damned
- True Blood TV Series
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Series
- Angel TV Series
- Van Helsing
- Underworld Trilogy
Tantus is an American made toy company. They use platinum grade silicone which means it is nonporous. You can boil it and put it in the dish washer if you wanted to clean it and disinfect it, just don’t use silicone lube, that will destroy the toy.
The Vamp’s dimensions are : 6.5″ in Length and 1.55″ in Width, it is also compatible with all ring type harnesses, not just Tantus’ harnesses.
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