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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/19/10 at 9:23 am
Normally in the news section I show you the idiots in the news doing some random stuff, mostly being naked. But this time my friends I am preparing to keep you OUT of the news. While being a random internet fiend I stumbled across a lovely law in Washington that states “It is against the law to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).”Now guys, if you are EVER in Washington state, take them across state lines and fuck those chicks stupid!! That is the promised land!!! A place where almost every chick a virgin, theoretically.
Also doing some other research just to make sure no one can get in trouble I also stumbled upon this little tid-bit of a law, in Connorsville, Wisconsin “No man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.” That just seems unfair! What if he wants to celebrate making his girl cum like the dickens?! Really these laws today are severely getting out of control. Nothing turns me on than someone firing off a Smith & Wesson while I am busy screaming “OH FUCK YES!”
Here is your official warning people, stay smart and out of the news, because I won’t think twice about plastering the internet with your picture.
<3 Barbie
Categories: News
Tags: gun, laws, News, virgin, washington, wisconsin
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/18/10 at 12:34 pm
Giving girls an orgasm, awesome stuff. Giving us more than one, we’ll be bragging all the next day.
Welcome back to my A-Z series of good sex, or what Jane Blow likes to call “the cheat sheet to getting me off”. We’ve covered some anal and blow jobs, now we are on to Counting.
I’ll give men credit (I don’t do that often so seriously enjoy this pat on the back guys!), you have come a long way since a few years ago where men were just doing the hump and grunt routine (some still do that but I won’t label all men for it). Most guys want the ladies to orgasm first, which is nothing to whine at. But most women -like me- want to start being selfish. We want more that one, it doesn’t have to be done all the time, just mix it up once in awhile for us. Trust me, there are PLENTY of upsides to giving us that much joy.
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Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: orgasms
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/18/10 at 10:20 am
Honestly, I know we tend to reserve the Spotlight posts for the female porn stars, BUT SCREW IT!!! This man gets me all kinds of riled up!!
Jack Lawrence, ohhhhhhh boy! Where do I even begin with this gorgeous display of manhood? (Well besides the fact that his wikipedia page should be updated hardcore, seriously I know more about this guy!) Ever since I watched the wonderful Jack in Chemistry he stole my heart and had me racing to get home to relieve the ton of tension he put in me.
The thing about Jack Lawrence unlike most male adult film stars is that he LOVES to eat out a girl AND he does it right. Most guys just give off the look of Scooby Doo trying to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. This ex-cop (another reason I adore him) shows balls to the walls commitment for his job. Seriously though, in a shoot for “America Loves Bush” Mr. Lawrence wore a George W mask that encased his whole head, the bad thing here is that the breathing holes were pretty small. So during a scene in which Jack is going heavy and hard doggy style he actually managed to pass out! Good thing he was with a true professional and life saver cause the beautiful Penny Flame continued to go to town while he was passed out on the bed.
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Categories: Spotlight
Tags: chemistry, Jack Lawrence, jack lawrence xxx, penny flame, Scrubs xxx
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/12/10 at 8:58 am
Ever wonder what your coworkers think of you? If only you were as lucky as this lady…
Who hasn’t been sent some kind of porn from their boss at work? A regular giggle fest! OK, maybe I’ve worked at some different places, the kind where I could show 2 girls 1 cup to my bosses and they thought I was hilarious! Karen Lo struck gold though, her boss sent her a video of someone whacking off (complete with the end explosion scene). Too bad Karen got all bent out of shape and proposed that the whacker man (who’s face is off camera) is her boss.
Typical! She just thinks a guy sends her a video of some male masturbation and she’s gotta assume the man is jerking it just for her. Her ego must be built like a brick shit house! Well in any case I hope the fapping man gets to spend more of his time choking the chicken on the internet (Chatroulette!). Little Miss Karen Lo is taking her boss to court, and let’s hope she loses and get brought up on sexual harassment for picturing her boss’s head on the body of a naked internet jack off!
Stay smart and out of the news!
<3 Barbie
Categories: News
Tags: boss, choking chicken, fapping, internet, jerking off, Karen Lo, masturbating
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/11/10 at 8:49 am
I am a huge believer in blow jobs. Face it ladies (and gents) men have to do a lot for us, they have to figure out our likes/dislikes, emotions, pay for us if you’re a traditionalist, etc. The least we could do is go south of the border and give them a little loving. A blow job for a guy is kind of like giving flowers to a girl, its a great gift and there is never a wrong time for it. It’s something a man will (rarely) never turn down and will never go un-returned. (OK, it might go un-returned for an hour or that night, but the next time you go at it, TRUST me!)
Personally nothing gets me revved up to go more than actually getting down and giving a blow job. Something about the power of holding someone’s orgasm in your hands (or mouth) is such a turn on. During sex it is a give and take situation but while giving a blow job the I am the only true reason someone is going to get off.
There is tons of fun to be had while giving a good old BJ if you’re like me and like the power. You can speed up to make him go quick or slow down to make it last a good long time, OR my personal favorite the speed up until he’s right there and SLOOOOW down. Give it a shot, he might want to punch you in the teeth for like 5 minutes but then he’ll thank you for it later.
Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: Blow Job
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/10/10 at 9:43 am
This weeks word is a bit of an anatomy lesson, but hey at least you know what and where it is!
The Gooch:(noun) [gu-ch] Also know as “The Grundle” and more scientifically The Perineum. The area of skin found on a male which can be found between the balls and anus.
Now that you have the definition you can know why this info is useful! The penis is really longer than you think! Seriously, it is! It isn’t just that fun part we see on the outside but its also deep inside as well. The erectile tissue actually goes back towards his anus. When a man gets hard that whole thing gets hard! You haven’t noticed, because you didn’t know what to feel for.
This is where it can get fun, the gooch is just as nerve packed as the rest of the shaft; possibly even more so because right behind it is the guy’s prostate. While giving a blow job what you can do to give a little more stimulation is take your knuckle and rub up against it. You have more control in that area with a knuckle instead of a finger. Now be aware not to go too far, some men might perceive it as you going to shove a finger in his bum. That is another issue in itself- but if he is uncomfortable with you being that close to his asshole then let him know you aren’t interested in getting to the fudge factory and stick to the massage. Keep giving things a try!
Happy rubbing loves!
<3Barbie
Categories: Sexlopedia
Tags: anus, balls, gooch, grundle, perineum, Rubbing, Sexlopedia
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/7/10 at 8:46 am
The average number of calories in male ejaculation is 5 … which is the same as 2 m&m’s! Fun, tasty and LOW FAT!!
Source: Dr. Belisa Vranich, Clinical Psychologist.
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Categories: Fact
Tags: Calories in Cum, Calories in semen, M&M's
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/5/10 at 8:42 am
No one loves cheesy pick up lines like I do, but at least make it funny. That goes to you Tiger Woods!!!
Tiger Woods the cheater of all cheats managed to get laid with the WORST pick up line ever! Sometimes you have to wonder exactly how big he is packing in the pants or what he buys these women. According to news reports it went a little something like this,
“What’s this?” he’d ask, rubbing the tips of his shoes together. “A black guy taking off his condom.”
Apparently he used that line on a stripper, who later became his mistress. Back when I worked in a porn store I heard better lines than that at least every 2 hours, and I sure as hell wasn’t someone’s mistress. Someone was definitely throwing more that singles at that stripper.
Stay smart and out of the news!
<3 Barbie
Categories: News
Tags: black jokes, Pick up lines, Tiger Woods
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/4/10 at 9:41 am
Welcome to the first in a series of 26 things (following the alphabet) that I couldn’t agree more with!
Anal, some say it’s taboo or dirty or even just plain wrong. Now I am aware you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and there is no converting someone who is already set in their ways BUT hopefully I can get to all you fence sitters about giving anal a try! The more you keep an open mind about anal sex or even anal foreplay, then the more you discover about yourself.
Also don’t let one bad experience dictate everything, Ladies you all know the first time you have sex is the WORST, but yet you try it again after that. Why don’t we work the same way with anal?
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Categories: Jane Says, BarbiexHardcore Says
Tags: Anal, barbie, boat, first experience, foreplay, Lube, lubriderm, small dick
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Posted by BarbiexHardcore on 5/3/10 at 1:04 pm
It sounds very mechanical but I promise you it’s as easy as 1, 2, LICK!!
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Categories: Sexlopedia
Tags: Anal, Analingus, licking, Lube, rim job, rimjobs, rimming, Sexlopedia, sphincter
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