Posts by Chanel Covington

Erotica: A Sextual Fantasy – Part I

As Ive done once before, the following erotica will be the submission of a fan/follower/friend…

I hope you enjoy his work, because I know I did!

Feel free to offer feedback below or to follow him on Twitter @itsgriffsi

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Erotica: Desperate Housewife – Part II

He slowly walked over, never taking his eyes off her, or his hand off his dick and as he approached her she coyly bit her lip. Linda didn’t speak a word as she laid back on the bed spreading her legs out, bent at the knees, and the soles on the top of the blanket.

Continued from: Erotica: Desperate Housewife – Part I

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Sexlopedia: SMUSH

I write for a Sexpert blog, not a Shore blog, so therefor it can be concluded that I am by no means an expert on ANYTHING Jersey Shore. However it has come to my attention that somehow these two worlds have collided. *gasp*

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Erotica: Desperate Housewife – Part I

She dropped the cupcake she was icing on the floor almost as quickly as she dropped her jaw. She closed her mouth only to swallow hard as she tried not to let her husband see her excitement at the sight of another man with broad shoulders, defined arms, and rock hard abs standing nude at the top of her stairs.

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Pleasurists #107

Ooops the Pleasurists pic was NSFW!

Something about you is so addictive

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #106? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #108? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday December 12th at 11:59pm PST.

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

e[lust] #21

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

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NEWS: 11 Wierd Facts/ Pervy Laws

Part three (of 3) of: Sex News From Around The World & Sex Statistics From Around The World

This makes you want to lay down the law….

PA frowns upon truck drivers having sex in tollbooths, and the state of Utah is cool with bestiality (as long as no one’s trying to make a buck, that is).

The bizarre and specific nature of these laws have us wondering just how — and how often — they are actually enforced. And if there are any Wyoming residents planning on have standing sex in a walk-in meat freezer tonight — make other plans.

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Sexlopedia: MVP

To many of us, MVP is a commonly used term in the sports world.

Sorry to disappoint you, but this isnt a Sports Expert site, therefore we are here to provide you with the pervy definition for MVP.

*Please note that both have very similar meaning.

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Time To Play FMK: Famous Hockey Couples

In the spirit of the start of the 2010/2011 Hockey season I thought it might be fun to Fuck, Fuck, Fuck Fuck, Marry, Kill hot hockey players and/or their wives and girlfriends.

Our First Couple Up:

Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood

We all know Carrie Underwood as the Grammy winning Country Music star.

Mike Fisher plays Center and is an Alternate Captain for the Ottawa Senators.

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NEWS: Sex Statistics From Around The World

Part two of: Sex News From Around The World

If you liked the material I so blatantly abducted obtained from Marie Claire Magazine a couple of weeks ago, then you should find this interesting too!

Sex Stats From Around The World:

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FLASH! Lady Humps Door

Thanks to Phil Unofficial for this little nugget of crazy…

We’re not judging, but hot damn does she have some great upper body strength!

(Personally I really enjoyed the wedgie pick in preparation for round two.)

Enjoy!

~xoxo~

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