WE’RE NOW ON THE F INSTALLMENT OF THE A-Z GUIDE TO BANGING!!
For those of you guys out there who haven’t given a lady the kind of sex she needs, you guys should be aware that when we like what you’re doing a whole lot we let out the nice big “OH FFFFFUUUUCK!“ You’ll know it when you hear it cause we kind of drag out that f’s and the u’s. This trick of getting us to say that is to listen to us, know the difference between an “ooh” and an “ahh”, know which noises are good noises and bad hurty noises. The big difference is knowing the “RIGHT THERE!”
I know this an issue for you guys. Seriously, I’ve asked around and every single girl I have ever met who isn’t a virgin, had encountered this problem. It’s a fierce plague encroaching on all males around the world. This plague is known as sexual directional disability, or at least that’s what I like to call it. It exists only during sex when a woman yells “RIGHT THERE!” Something changes in a guy’s brain when he hears those words, all the sudden his dick is completely in shock and has a phobia of hitting that spot which was ohh so lovely. You could have been pounding on it for 10 minutes straight but as soon as we admit to liking it, you have got to find a brand new parking spot for you cock.
Sadly I have no cure for this yet besides calling all men dumbasses and beating them for it. I will admit to having slapped a guy for gypping me out of an orgasm. The only thing I will suggest is for us ladies to no longer tell men what we enjoy for fear that we will never cum again (but only this one time! Talk about it after so you don’t scare him away from the orgasm). Also men, can you really just even try to keep at it? It’s so sad when you get so close to a toe curling, white knuckle fist clenching fun and it just slips away so quickly. Even thinking about it now just makes me give the sad puppy face.
I would like to start a campaign now; men tell me please how to remedy this problem!!! I’ve done tons of research, well practice really, and I’m drawing a mental blank. THE WORLD NEEDS HELP!!!
<3 Barbie
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