Barbie Says: Hi, Let’s Fuck!

Sometimes when things seem mundane a surprise here and there can spice things up.

I might possibly be the biggest fan of surprise sex.  Relationships tend to repeat sexual moves and become boring. Let’s face it here, seriously people, after so long the men start doing what I like to call “the hump n grunt” and women just kinda moan through it.  We move a leg here, tilt our asses that way and it’s good enough to deal with.  The sad thing is after this you start not wanting sex.  Well actually women stop not wanting sex and men never stop wanting to a bust a nut.

I worked in a nursing home and those dudes were always trying to get their dicks wet.

But us ladies, well if we aren’t getting anything out of it we just resent having to do it.  There are A TON of ways to spice up a sex life to recover from this deadly cycle, one of them just so happens to be surprise sex.

There is nothing sexier than someone sliding up against you knowing they want to fuck you.  We’ve all seen it done by some sexy vampires on True Blood (really they do it like every 10 minutes), so why wouldn’t it be good to give it a shot in real life. Go back to those honeymoon phase days, where you couldn’t get enough of each other. Think back and remember some of those little touches or moves they used to love and do it all over again.  Open the door back up to trying to have more fun adventurous sex.

Long story short, the more you try and bring back your sexual spark the better things get. If you’re fine with the hump n grunt, then by all means go for it.  As for me I’ll keep having my surprise sex.

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