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Do You Want To Be FUCKED?

OK, now that I’ve got your attention, I’d like to introduce you to Topco’s newly unveiled surprise at the ANME Founders Show.

I wasn’t able to go, but I’ve been seeing all kinds of teasers on twitter and talking with my company contacts as well as my like minded peers in the blogging and reviewing industry… and found out all KINDS of new info to share with you all.

Sure, there are new toys coming out of every line possible… Doc Johnson, Jimmy Jane and NassToys NOT excluded… but it seems Topco has stolen the spotlight this year with their Side Show tent and their display of FUCKED toys.

Inside the creepy circus tent, in the brightly lit room, held secrets only whispered about before the ANME doors opened.  Where toys meet fetish, meets paraphilia, FUCKED shines.

You remember what paraphilia means right? We went over this… “a condition wherein a person’s sexual arousal and gratification depend upon fantasizing about and engaging in, sexual behavior that is atypical and at times, controversial.”

If you have the desire to have sex with a woman while she was on her period — If you have the desire to have sex with someone with an STD — A Hermaphrodite –  Or are into Coprophilia

STEP RIGHT UP !!… enter the tent.


NSFW pics of the new FUCKED sex toys.

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TIME TO PLAY F**K – MARRY – KILL: PORN STAR MONTH EDITION

OK, I tried to come up with a funny odd FMK for you this week, but I’m sorry, I just can’t this time around.  I’ve been soaking in porn stars for two weeks and I can’t get the hotness off my brain.  Last weekend was Exxxotica, and this weekend was East Coast News’ (its a HUGE distribution/wholesaling company) 25th Anniversary and I had the honor of being invited!  Porn stars, new toys and drinking on the boss’s dollar?  You bet your sweet ass I had to be there!

With no further adeu…. IT IS FMK TIME !!

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Adventures at Exxxotica 2009!! {NSFW for T&A!!}

Who: Myself representing DAPS and Nitecap Video, a few friends, free passes, lots of Porn Stars and Assorted Sluts.

What: Speaking our minds, taking pictures with porn stars, heavily discounted sex toys (like The Fleshlight buy one get one!),  several stage shows (including Strip for Pain) and several informative seminars (including a sex position workshop).

When: 25th-27th of September.

Where: NJ Expo Center

Expo

Why: Because I love my job and Porno fucking rocks!

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Attending a Nina Hartley Workshop !!

I was sitting at work one day, putting prices on dildos and ordering movies when the phone rang (as it does).  I knew who it was just by looking at the number; it was my favorite movie distributor Tracy Sales.  She calls me special for new releases, most of her other customers get a lousy email, needles to say Jane Blow is loved.  We do the special orders

“Yes, sure I’ll take 4 copies of Big White Asses #7, but not the Jules Jordan Semen Sippers #19.”  I like doing orders when clients are around, the funny looks are the best.  Tracy also tells me about all the porn stars coming through.  She has ties with Alexis Texas, Belladonna and Jesse Jane to name a few.  Usually my bosses wave off the store signing because we don’t have enough time to advertise and I don’t usually go because I’m working.  This time around she had a special treat for me.

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