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FACT! You Want To Bang A Zombie

Yep, that’s right folks.  Whether it is for novelty purposes or a living dead fetish the people at Kink Engineering have you covered!  PS. Haha, get it… “bang” … I’m so funny.

PPS. If the “Mythos” dildo was an Illithid, I’d have to get it. /geekspeak.

Special thanks to Phil Unofficial and Sham the McGyptian for sending this to me!

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FACT! New Sex Manual Written By Sexless Virgins

There’s a new book, just out today, that’s going to change the way you fuck. It’s called Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk and it’s written by The Association for the Betterment of Sex, a “scholarly” organization made up of a mix of current and former writers for The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Vanity Fair, and The Onion. The book is an uprorarious take on the sex manual, replete with embarrassing illustrations, shameful confessions, and contortive positions that could be achieved only by a trio of Thai ecdysiasts. In celebration of SOBOJ’s release, I decided to interview two of the book’s authors: Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead. I’m not saying that these are the smartest or funniest or most representative of the quintet of writers, but they both happen to work with me at V.F.,and, like most people searching for sexual partners, I’m sort of an opportunistic feeder. Here’s the transcript of our conversation.

Source: www.vanityfair.com

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FACT! You Should Own A Sex Toy

A collection of Fun Factory toys

Women who use sex toys report experiencing more frequent orgasms and greater satisfaction with their partners than women who don’t use sex toys.

Source: Geekologie / TheirSexToys.com / Berman Institute

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FACT! South Korea Has A Sex Park

On Jeju Island, there is a park called Love Land.  There are sculptures, interactive art, and sex edu films playing for visitors.  Pretty cool eh?

Source: Wiki via a friend sending the link to me!

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FACT! Off With His Head!

Did you know that the penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation?

Source: RationalWiki

(Oops hope they don’t confuse which head to chop off!)

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FACT! Women Get Paid To Fap For You (But Anal Pays Better)

For female porn stars, masturbation and girl-on-girl scenes pay the least, while anal sex and double penetration scenes pay the most.

Source: @WTFSexFACTS

Photo: Sasha Grey and Clara G

If you thought porn stars got a flat rate per scene, you were wrong.  This is a true FACT!

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FACT! You Don’t Have Ithyphallophobia If You Fap

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Source: ithyphallophobia

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FACT! Sex helps you lose weight

Vigorous sex for half an hour burns anywhere from 15-350 calories.

Source: Associated Content

So that’s it folks, if you want that great body?  Get into the bedroom (or wherever else strikes your fancy!)

~Amy Chesis~

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FACT! You Probably Fapped Today

35% of American men aged 18-39 do not masturbate while 37% masturbate sometimes, and 28% one or more times per week.

Source: The Kinsey Institute

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FACT! You Know You’re Gay

In a national survey, 90% of men aged 18-44 considered themselves to be heterosexual, 2.3% as homosexual, 1.8% as bisexual, and 3.9% as ’something else’.  Among women aged 18-44 in the same survey, 90% said they were heterosexual, 1.3% homosexual, 2.8% bisexual, and 3.8% as ’something else’.

Source: The Kinsey Institute

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