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Posted on Aug 05, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! Pussy is a 100% Natural Drink

I didn’t know what to expect when I clicked the link, but when this came up I couldn’t help but to sit back in my seat.  I’ve been thinking about this for years now! “Man, if I could come up with a way to make money off of pussy juice I’d be fucking rich… I have so much of it right now… how do I tap this well before it runs dry in old age?”

Well, these bastards STOLE MY IDEA… sorta.

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Personality: Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. A moment when something happens and when things begin -– Pussy starts conversations. It believes in having a good time as often as possible.

Values: Pussy is the first truly premium energy drink. We have sourced the best ingredients to create a great taste and a natural lift. We believe in challenging the consensus –- and moving things forward. Pussy is about natural energy, it’s irreverent, sophisticated and a pleasure to drink. Pussy is NOT about being serious, chemical energy, having a corporate attitude or being predictable.

Pussy is unique. It is made with a blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs: Milk Thistle, Guarana, Siberian Ginseng, Sarsaparilla, Schizandra, and Gingko Biloba.

 

 

Source via: @mseech from Jezebel

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Posted on Jun 10, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! Guys Like Football… But Really Want to See Your Friends Naked!


Source: IMGUR.com

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Posted on May 20, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! Your Boss Doesn’t Want You Watching Porn At Work

They found that speech signals are normally low-pitched and musical clips have a wide range of pitches; both vary only gradually over time. In contrast, pornographic sounds tend to be higher-pitched, change quickly and also periodically repeat.

These characteristics allow software to distinguish smutty audio from other content. The researchers used a statistical model to classify sounds as pornographic or non-pornographic according to their spectral characteristics, and tested it on audio taken from online videos. The non-sexual audio clips included music, movies, news and sport.

So, even after you find a way around the system, and figure out how to beat your meat at work, now this thing screws with the sound? I don’t know about you but I would give up a lunch break for a masturbation break.  Mandatory hand washing after of course.  I think the work place would be more peaceful. How about you?

Via: @ItsGriffSI

Source: NewScientist.com

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Posted on May 06, 2011 by — Fact — 1 comment

FACT! ‘World’s First 3D Porn Film’ Opens in Hong Kong

Movie-goers flocked to see what is billed as the world’s first 3D porn film as it opened to packed cinemas across Hong Kong on Thursday, with some screenings selling out completely.

Loosely based on a piece of classical Chinese erotic literature, the $3.2-million Cantonese-language movie “3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy” features orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes.

Curious movie-goers from all walks of life — office workers, retirees and students — formed long queues outside cinemas in the southern Chinese city, eager to catch an eyeful of steamy 3D action.

Many in the crowd were women and were not shy about watching the movie.

“I’m not normally much of a movie-goer, but this one is just too good to miss,” 32-year-old Justin Lai told AFP as she waited at a cinema in Causeway Bay, one of the city’s busiest entertainment districts.

“I’d like to see what 3D porn is like on the big screen.”

College student Yan Shek, 21, was also among the first to see the movie in a morning screening. The 113-minute film has been rated Category III in Hong Kong, which bars anyone under 18 from watching it.

Source: http://www.breitbart.com

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Posted on Mar 25, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! 2nd Graders Are Performing Oral Sex

A second grader at Markham Elementary School in Oakland told school officials she saw some of her classmates doing a lot more than sitting in a tree and K-I-S-S-I-N-G. The 7-year-old girl spoke of two incidents, ABC News reports, one that included some of her classmates stripping and another where two kids allegedly had oral sex.

Sometimes my facts are funny, others are just a fact about sex, other times, like this one, is to shine light on things that people refuse to see.  Things people would rather shove under the rug and ignore.  Very literally this is one of those “not my child” situations.  I think it is high time for proper sex education for all, what do you think?

This info has been brought to my attention by my friend Kith.  Children have no self control, their inquiring minds and bodies “must do” and impulses need to be taught by their parents.  These children have discovered how great sex feels.  How, we don’t know.  But, for now, that is all I’ll say.  We’ll be discussing this again soon.  For now, here are the facts.

Read the full story here: www.parentdish.com

And another about 5th graders arrested for having sex in school.

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Posted on Mar 17, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! The Russian Bomb Squad Takes Vibrators VERY Seriously

There was an explosion of laughter Tuesday after a Russian bomb squad tore open a ticking package at a post office – and found a vibrator inside.

Read More at the Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world

From: My Pervy Friend “Bob”

I guess they missed my memo on how to travel with sex toys.  Same rules apply when you send a vibe, take out the batteries!

June 2011, Vibrators “ok”, according to TSA

“They sell vibrators at Walgreens,” said Good Vibrations salesman Mike Korcek. “You can’t get more mainstream than that. Remember, vibrators have been around longer than airplanes.”

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Posted on Mar 04, 2011 by — Fact — 1 comment

FACT! Anne Frank Had A Clitoris

My infamous Pervy Friend sent me* something really cool this week, apparently The Diary of Anne Frank was edited more than we thought.

She wrote about everything in her Diary, including what she was discovering about her body.  Check out the blog post [about it] here: The Expurgation of the Clitoris.

In November 2009, the unabridged version was pulled from the library shelves and classroom bookcases at Culpepper Middle School in Culpepper, Virginia after a parent complained that the diary contained explicit sexual content inappropriate for an eighth grade readership. “While these pages could be the basis of a relevant discussion,” remarked school superintendent Bobbi Johnson, “they do not reflect the purpose of studying the book at the middle-school level and could foster a discussion in a classroom that many would find inappropriate.”

When I learned of the censorship of Frank’s journals, I decided to resume the Feminaissance project I had started so many months ago. It seemed that now, as ever, we still need Feminaissance(s), the tiny revolts—to engage with and practice feminist (however one chooses to define it) ways of reading, thinking, seeing, and moving through the world. It was in this spirit that I asked writers Allison Carter, Evelyn Hampton, Claire Donato, Amy King, and Tisa Bryant to contribute their own response. I wanted the conversation to continue and to continue in the writing itself.

Follow Up: http://htmlgiant.com

Source: LesFigues.blogspot.com

*If you see something cool, funny, or thoughtful (and sex related), send it to me and either say you want to be credited then pick a nick name if you want to be a special anonymous guest.  I don’t care if it is a joke or something serious… I’ll love it anyway and possibly post it if I can spin it in a bloggy direction :)
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Posted on Feb 18, 2011 by — Fact — 1 comment

FACT! Borghild Was the First Sex Doll & Was Created By Nazis

The Nazis invented the worst thing ever: the assembly-line death factory. But they also invented something else, perhaps the only legacy of theirs that endures to this very day. During World War II, Hitler’s war machine created the world’s first sex doll: Borghild.
From Blog Critics, via My Pervy Friend

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Posted on Feb 14, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

Time to Play FMK: Hot Men & Porn Stars

Women:

Belladonna

 

Caroline Pierce

Gianna Michaels

Men: Compliments of @AllyCat813

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Posted on Feb 11, 2011 by — Fact — Comments Off

FACT! Doc Johnson Dildos Can Help You Sell Your House

 

Is there something subconsciously that makes you really, really want this house? This bathroom photo appeared in a reality listing for a Houston-area home. For some reason, it has since been taken down. Perhaps because the house was immediately sold.

HAHAHAHA… I know I can’t hide all of my sex “stuff” anymore.  It overtakes my apartment.  For example, I Just had a friend over for dinner and in her looking about, she was in arm’s reach of two toys. There’s stuff in the kitchen being cleaned or lined up in boxes to be tried, bathroom has a few items, bedroom houses most of them… but I have a couple on the computer desk in the living room too.  I just can’t contain my collection anymore, and forget all the porno I have, plus the signed glossies.

This person just plain forgot about their dildo.  From my experiece in the biz, I bet it is a Doc Johnson Realistic 8 inch with suction cup. 

Source: My Pervy Friend “Bob” Via Reddit

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