Now the “Sexy Parties” make sense! I always knew gay strippers had the best bodies. Ok, seriously though.
I was at my brother’s house this week and was informed of Dancing Bear Orgy porn that has been popular lately on tube sites. I had no idea! I looked it up, and it is a dude, in a bear head… stripping. Then the place breaks out in this wild jerking off on people, getting head, orgy, party thing!
The first connection they thought of was Rupert the bear from Family Guy! Graphic porn clip after the cut. NSFW, etc…
I believe by now you’ve all seen this picture. If not, I’ll give you a minute.
*looks at watch*
Got it?
Yeah, it’s a LIE
It should read “The Female Reproduction System” is shaped like a Shark Brain… I suppose “Vagina” was more catchy. The word Vagina actually refers to the fleshy inside canal NOT anything else. NOT the mound, labia majora/minora, clitoral, genital “Vulva” outside, and certainly not anything beyond the cervix like the uterus, fallopian tubes, or ovaries deeper inside a woman’s body depicted in the picture.
Porn mogul Berth Milton Jr. is pushing hotels to offer free board to sexual exhibitionists. Ladies and gentleman, this is a glimpse of our future, as the digital age leans more on the content creation of the consumers themselves. Milton’s idea just might work, too.
Did you see this shit? Artist Leah Piepgras has created a necklace inspired by actual Pearl Necklaces … aka… jizz around the neck. I thought it was a funky cool idea, and surfed my way over to her page to find out a price to gift it to myself, that is, until I saw the prices. Sorry chica, I’m all for creativity, art, and sex jewelry, but no thanks… I can get one made with authentic male ejaculate for free and snap a pic for memories if I wanted to FOR FREE.
I’m in a musical mood this week, and I’ve decided to burst some bubbles. I love this song, and I don’t know if I love it more or less since I found out years ago that it is actually about wanting oral/sex.
Ya see, “Saying I love you, is not the words I want to hear from you…” think about it. ”How easy it would be to show me how you feel… more than words, is all you have to do to make it real, then you wouldn’t have to say, that you love me – cuz I’d already know.”
Forget burgers and fries, this drive-thru window serves up sex toys.
Pleasure-seeking just got a lot more convenient for Huntsville residents thanks to an Alabama sex shop that’s now selling sex toys through a drive-up window.
Owner Sherri Williams says her shop is the first adult store in the nation to offer car service and it’s all a part of her crusade to take the stigma away from sex shops.
“The real essence of what I’m trying to get across is adult stores don’t have to be hidden in back alleys,” Williams told The Huntsville Times. “Obviously we wouldn’t be doing as well as we are if no one enjoyed shopping here.”
The Huntsville store has three drive-thru lanes and could easily be mistaken for a suburban bank if not for its name: Pleasures. In fact, before Pleasures moved in and installed its sign with the tagline “one stop romance shop,” the building housed a bank.
The first vibrator was a wind up vibe invented in 1734, the first steam powered vibe was invented in 1869, and the first electric vibe was invented in 1880.
Vibrators were originally used by doctors to cure hysteria in female patients which was believed to happen when the uterus would wander throughout the body. The resulting orgasm would bring the uterus back to the position it was supposed to be in.
There is no evidence that vibrators effect sexual sensitivity. If anything, they may make some people a little less patient because they know that a vibrator can get the job done quicker.
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