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FACT! If You’re Gay, You Are Not Sick!

Ok, now bend over and smile ;) !

While this fact is neither entertaining nor humorous, it’s shocking to note that homosexuality remained on the American Psychiatric Association’s list of mental illnesses until 1973.

Source: SheKnows.com

FACT! You’d Rather Have Sex Instead of Going to the Gym

Hate the gym? You burn about 200 calories during 30 minutes of active sex.

(I think about the orgasm I COULD be having every time I step on the elliptical… gr)

FACT! Toys Smile Back At You

The iconic “Rabbit” sex toy is renowned for two things: excellent results and… excellent results.  It also happens to have an odd smiley face on its tip. The smiley face was actually a result of conservative Japanese customs. Apparently, Japanese consumers frown upon “the production of sex toys that too closely resemble phalluses,” so the smiley face was added.

FACT! Chocolate Makes You Horny

tehe, ok, kidding aside:

Phenylethylamine (PEA) in chocolate releases the same hormone released during sexual intercourse.

Source: Women’s Heath Mag

FACT! Real Halloweiners Have Their Costume Already

My pervy friend picked out his costume this year, a Blow Up Doll!

What are you going to be?

FACT! Geeks are Perverts; or is it Perverts are Geeks… ?

Either way, a very geeky pervert created this (that is a FACT!), and I wanted to give them props to their props!

Can you pick out all the fun details this person included in their Lego BDSM Scene?

Special thanks to a pervy friend of mine who loves to send me awesome stuff like this; he found it Here.

FACT! The Best Medicine…

According to the Museum of Sex, the vibrator was originally used as a medicinal treatment for female “hysteria” during the 19th century. The vibrator-induced orgasms helped doctors dissipate hysteria’s anxiety-related symptoms.

Id be “anxious” too if I never came!

FACT! You Want To Bang A Zombie

Yep, that’s right folks.  Whether it is for novelty purposes or a living dead fetish the people at Kink Engineering have you covered!  PS. Haha, get it… “bang” … I’m so funny.

PPS. If the “Mythos” dildo was an Illithid, I’d have to get it. /geekspeak.

Special thanks to Phil Unofficial and Sham the McGyptian for sending this to me!

FACT! New Sex Manual Written By Sexless Virgins

There’s a new book, just out today, that’s going to change the way you fuck. It’s called Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk and it’s written by The Association for the Betterment of Sex, a “scholarly” organization made up of a mix of current and former writers for The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, Vanity Fair, and The Onion. The book is an uprorarious take on the sex manual, replete with embarrassing illustrations, shameful confessions, and contortive positions that could be achieved only by a trio of Thai ecdysiasts. In celebration of SOBOJ’s release, I decided to interview two of the book’s authors: Mike Sacks and Ted Travelstead. I’m not saying that these are the smartest or funniest or most representative of the quintet of writers, but they both happen to work with me at V.F.,and, like most people searching for sexual partners, I’m sort of an opportunistic feeder. Here’s the transcript of our conversation.

Source: www.vanityfair.com

FACT! You Should Own A Sex Toy

A collection of Fun Factory toys

Women who use sex toys report experiencing more frequent orgasms and greater satisfaction with their partners than women who don’t use sex toys.

Source: Geekologie / TheirSexToys.com / Berman Institute

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