FMK
Posted by JaneBlow on 11/30/09 at 3:18 pm
I don’t know when it was aired originally, but I watched the Scream Awards last night because I had it recorded on my DVR and had nothing else better to do. It was cool to watch True Blood win so many awards, New Moon took home a bunch too as did the new Star Trek and along with Megan Fox and the Transformers crew because the fans voted for the winners. The awards got boring, so I turned them off, but it got me thinking of other horror, sci-fi, fantasy, comic-y, cult classic flix thus inspiring me to post this FMK.
Figure out where all the exits are and don’t run up the stairs! – Time to Play FMK!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Alex in A Clockwork Orange, american psycho, Barbara Nedeljakova, christian bale, comic con, Crypt Kepper, cult classic, David in The Lost Boys, dvr, Evelyn Stockard-Price, Famke Janssen, fantasy, FKM, FMK, From Dusk Till Dawn, Fuck Marry Kill, Horror, House on Haunted Hill, Howard Stern, keifer sutherland, Malcom McDowell, megan fox, Movies, Natalya in Hostel, new moon, Patrick Bateman, Salma Hayek, Santanico Pandemonium, Sci-Fi, Scream Awards, star trek, Step Brothers, Tales from the Crypt, transformers, true blood
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Posted by JaneBlow on 11/23/09 at 9:10 am
We all have an obsession with child stars growing up and becoming hot, clear proof would be all the count downs till the Olsen Twins were legal. Don’t pretend to not know what I’m taking about. Next come the Celebrities bidding for domain names to make countdowns FOR their children, like the failed attempt at www.SuriCruise.com. We love to see child stars grow up and succeed, but we love to see them EPIC FAIL even more. Today, we’re just going to FMK them!
Grab your Juicey Juice Box (and your shot of Vodka) – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: blossom, Celebrities' Kids, Danica McKeller, epic fail, Family Matters, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Home Improvement, Howard Stern, Jaleel White, Jenna von Oy, Jerry Maguire, Johnathan Lipnicki, Juicey Juice and Vodka, olsen twins, Punky Brewster, Soleil Moon Frye, Step Brothers, Stephanie Tanner, SuriCruise.com, Susan Sarandon's Daughter, Wonder Years, Zachary Ty Bryan
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Posted by JaneBlow on 11/16/09 at 2:09 pm
It is that time again, teens and adults alike getting anxious for something TWILIGHT to come out. Personally, I feel the same way a fellow DAPSer Mike does:
“Only a few more days ’til a mormon zealot serves up another big dish of mind poision and the mindless females of this country lap it up like obedient dogs.”
I wonder if he was trying to be funny because there are a lot more werewolves in New Moon. Eh, either way, I agree. Just another thing to capitalize on teenage awkwardness.
Grab your Glitter and ice cold Dildos – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Alice Cullen, bella swan, edward cullen, Emily, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, Jacob Black, James, Mormon Zealot Propaganda, new moon, Sparkles, Step Brothers, twilight, Twilight Dildo, Twilight Saga New Moon, vampire, Vampire Dildo, Werewolf
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Posted by JaneBlow on 11/9/09 at 9:10 am
A couple days ago a good friend told me that my favorite local Comic Book Store is having a Grand Opening Party. Yeah, I thought about that too but they offer THIS explanation:
“JOINT GRAND OPENING PARTY FOR COMIC BOOK JONES AND BOUND FOR GLORY TATTOO SHOP!
Yes, I know Comic Book Jones has been open for almost two years now but we actually never had a grand opening party! So, we’re gonna finally get it done and do it right alongside our buddies at Bound For Glory Tattoo. We’ll have tattooed go-go dancers, sideshow freaks and other assorted wackiness and it all takes place down at Cargo Cafe on Bay Street on Friday, November 13th starting at 10:00 PM. We better see all you crazies there! If you need directions or any additional info be sure to shoot us an e-mail or call us at the store.”
Don your Spandex and grab your Capes – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: batman, Black Canary, Bound For Glory Tattoo, Brodie, Cargo Cafe, Catwoman, Comic Book Jones, FemDom, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Green Lantern, Howard Stern, Kryptonite Condom, Mallrats, Step Brothers, Super Woman, superman
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Posted by JaneBlow on 11/2/09 at 11:37 am
Personally, I don’t care much for Baseball, but I must admit there are some pretty hot players! This week’s FMK is a mix of Yankees & Philly players and some of their hot ass wives & girlfriends.
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Categories: FMK
Tags: A-Rod, Alex Rodri, Alex Rodriguez, baseball, Chase Utley, CrackerJack, Derek Jeter, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Heidi Hamels, Howard Stern, Laura Posada, Minka Kelly, MLB, Phillies, PLAY BALL, Step Brothers, World Series 2009, Yankees
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/26/09 at 11:57 am
For this week, I couldn’t think of anything more appropriate than a Halloween Horror themed FMK, I know you might be tempted to kill everyone but think of how sweet it would be to (revenge) fuck or (blackmail) marry a couple of them too!
Let the blood bath begin!! – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Amanda, baby, Craig Conway, David Drayton, Doomsday, FKM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, halloween, Halloween Horror, Horr, Horror, horror movies, House of 1000 Corpses, Howard Stern, Hung, Jason Behr, Katie, Paranormal Activity, rob zombie, Saw, Skinwalkers, Sol, Step Brothers, Steven King, The Mist, Thomas Jane, Varek
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/19/09 at 3:21 pm
Thanks for all the feedback everyone, BACK by popular demand today’s FMK is going to be BATTLE RED HEADS! I really enjoy getting feedback especially since my inbox gets stuffed with hot hot people to (fantasize about doing threesomes with) put in a new FMK trio for you!
I was thinking, since I’ve been getting emails about Red Heads and this lovely autumn season, to go along with the color scheme that I really should do a Ginger FMK this month!
Allow me to roll out the Red Carpet – Time to Play F M K !!!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: dexter, Emma Stone, FKM, FMK, Fuck Kill Marry, Fuck Marry Kill, Gingers, Halo 2, Howards Stern, Kevin McKidd, Laura Prepon, Michael C. Hall, Moulin Rouge, Nicole Kidman, Paul Bettany, Red Heads, Rome, Six Feet Under, Step Brothers, superbad, Wimbledon
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/12/09 at 9:54 am
monday Monday MONDAY! There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!
LIGHTS! CAMERA! FMK !!
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Categories: FMK
Tags: AMber Heard, Cheers, Couples Retreat, FHM, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, jennifer garner, Kali Hawk, Myspace, Rob Lowe, Step Brothers, The Invention of Lying, vince vaughn, Vince Vaughn is 6'5", Woody Harrelson, Zombieland
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Posted by JaneBlow on 10/5/09 at 3:19 pm
OK, I tried to come up with a funny odd FMK for you this week, but I’m sorry, I just can’t this time around. I’ve been soaking in porn stars for two weeks and I can’t get the hotness off my brain. Last weekend was Exxxotica, and this weekend was East Coast News’ (its a HUGE distribution/wholesaling company) 25th Anniversary and I had the honor of being invited! Porn stars, new toys and drinking on the boss’s dollar? You bet your sweet ass I had to be there!
With no further adeu…. IT IS FMK TIME !!
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Categories: Coverage, FMK
Tags: Adam & Eve, AJ Bailey, Ashlynn Brooke, Burning Angel, Digital Sin, ECN.com, Evan Stone, Evil Empire, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Howard Stern, James Deen, Joanna Angel, Kayden Kross, Nacho Vidal, New Sensations, Rocco Siffredi, sean michaels, Step Brothers, Sunny Lane, Tom Byron, youjizz.com
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Posted by JaneBlow on 9/28/09 at 1:38 pm
This is usually where I say “There is almost nothing better than thinking about hot hot people to fantasize about doing threesomes with put in a new FMK trio for you!” But I decided to switch it up. I’ve been too easy on you. This week in honor of Dexter’s Premier …
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Categories: FMK
Tags: Aileen Wuornos, Belle Gunness, blood pudding, Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, David Berkowitz, dexter, Ed Gein, FMK, Fuck Marry Kill, Hannibal Lector, Howard Stern, Mary Ann Cotton, monster, nursery rhymes, serial killer, Silence of the Lambs, Son of Sam, Step Brothers, ted bundy
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