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Dear Jane: Nice Ass, What is “MyBigJunk” ?

First, thanks.  You must be talking about this pic I posted on Twitter: http://plixi.com/p/66433284.

Second: www.MyBigJunk.com is a clothing line, “ Created by musicians, designed by artists, worn by original people”.  Check it out! Buy it for yourself! Or your lady, because a gift like the Big Junk panties is really a gift for you anyway.

Photos by @CobraJesus, Hair and make up done by @BarbiexHardcore, Chelseadagger5 and @CaptianxMorgan.

If you ask them, they’d say:

Big Junk is the brainchild of punk rock maestro Adam Tilzer and M.C. wordsmith ArieS, as created at the hands of guerrilla artist Johnny Oxen. Sick of emo-tinged, tribal-based clothing companies and even sicker of sitting on the sidelines, the idea to bring Big Junk to life was decided outside of a Cuban restaurant in Miami Beach. After a year of brainstorming, plotting, designing and revamping, the battle lines were drawn and the boys were prepared to go public. Only a few months later, Big Junk, like SkyNet, went fully operational and self-sustaining.

Source: Big Junk’s About Page

 

If you ask me, those of us who are lucky enough to know these amazing guys, are beyond proud that they are up and running and they are creating a brand and a BIG name for themselves.  I support because they are tallented, real people.  You’ve got picture proof, now check out the band @AvonJunkies and their 7th Junky @AriesOnSI  at www.AvonJunkies.com.  They released a track on  Facebook called Eddie Said from their next album - for FREE. I love free… its the other 4 letter “F” word. 

Besides – what is hotter than hot chicks in their panties with guitars?  All they need is a sandwich and be in my bed and we’re all set!

P.S If you have any questions, ask away.  They’ll answer anything, even sex related questions.  Sometimes they get more sex Q’s than I do haha /jealousy. Oh, and don’t forget to follow @MyBigJunk.

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Jane Says: Thank You!

Hey Fellow Perverts!

Thank you all for the Birthday wishes!!

Jane Blow turned 2 yesterday, and my social media streams and email box were bombarded with messages, well wishes, and naughty thoughts.  While I’ve been at this “sexpert” thing for much longer than 2 years – this “Jane Blow” blog is just a baby compared to the other sources for sexual health and fun on the internet.

I was a bit surprised to find myself so loved, and it made me feel awesome.  You all make me feel like I’m not just shouting into the darkness that is the vast internet.  I have a good niche locally and where I work, but the internet/world game is such a huge difference.

What got me to start blogging and taking on other writers here is the fact that there is so much misinformation readily available on the internet.  I would start researching, or have someone tell me a “fact” and the info was just wrong.  Terribly, scary wrong.  There are so many sites giving out info and toys with the idea of making money, or to make a mark for an ignorant standpoint… and I couldn’t take it anymore.

Yes, I started with the great people over at DAPS.TV, some of my stuff was cutsie, but I had to appeal to a certain audience and I made sure my info was the best for my 1x a week post; they gave me solid roots and a platform to learn from.  When they gave me wings (this blog) my game face was on!  I knew I could do more of the things I wanted to.  Outreach, toy reviews, etc… Yes, I still have some fluff – but hey – all work and no play makes us dull people :)

Trying to appeal to a vast audience can be tough at times, and I cannot thank you all enough for writing in to get my/our thoughts on a question or problem you have.  90% of what we write about is because you ask for it one way or another.  I’ll post pics of toys and you’ll ask questions.  I have my formspring if you want to be anonymous.  I’ll get a quicky question on twitter, longer ones on facebook, you are all even emailing questions in as well… and I don’t know how to encourage you to do it more… but PLEASE DON’T STOP.

You all literally keep me going.  I could write about random topics or pick themes, I could even do what Cosmo does and recycle info to the masses… but I try to keep that to a minimum.  My friends know if they say something note worthy or we have a convo… they are fair game. I’ll change their name, or write a Sexlopedia, a Fact, or even a Jane Says about the subject I decided to pick out.

They/You ask… I do my very best to deliver.  I’m a big fan of reciprocation, and communication… and it seems like many of you are taking notice!  It brings joy to my heart, and gets me more excited than some of the sex toys I receive.

So, thank you!

Thank you for helping me put an end to bedroom dysfunction, thank you for getting my gears going, thank you for the support, friendship, and allowing me to be me.

I hope you can all help me get through my terrible twos xoxox !!

I’d be lost without you,

<3 Jane

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Pleasurists #98

Reach Out by Vampirainbow

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #97? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #99? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday October 10th at 11:59pm PDT.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Product Review: BonBon by Liberator by Rayne
  • I love this thing. Love it.

    The first time I used the BonBon was an amazing experience. It’s almost the perfect height, and holds most toys at exactly the right angle (except Tantus’s Curve, apparently… I couldn’t get comfortable when I attempted to ride the Curve.). And it took a serious amount of self control to hold off an orgasm completely unaided by fingers or vibration. This is huge for me, and I think it’ll help me to figure out a position in which I can orgasm during sex with M.

    Note: A long but easy to read review that made me want to try BonBon. I especially love the first image of the matching Vixen Randy stuck into the BonBon. Simply gorgeous!

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

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Decide the Fate of a Man’s Body Hair (plus waxing aftercare advice)!

Ho-ly Shit.

Alright, I know I already did my “hey, check out my cooky network” post this week, but, I just can’t pass this one up.

Carlo, a friend, mentor and “boss” of mine at DogAndPonyShowWebsite.com (or Daps.tv for the cool kids), has decided to do a free waxing from the best voted salon in NYC, Dyanna Body and Nail Salon & Spa. Check out the place yourself, but first make a decision for Carlo, he wants your input.

I suggested a big D on his chest for DAPS but that wasn’t an option : (

HERE -> AVERAGE DAPS READER GETS TO DECIDE HOW CARLO GETS WAXED <- VOTE OFFICIALLY

Your choices are: Back/Chest, Back with Shoulders, Stomach, Buttock, Brazilian Bikini, Regular Bikini, Full Leg, and Full Arm.

Alright Carlo, the few hours before your waxing, take a hot hot shower and rub a body scrub all over your body.  This will rub off dead skin, make your skin soft [ha, insert showerbation with soap joke here, haha] and soften the hair a little so it is easier to yank out of your body.

Keep up with the body scrub routine at least once a week as well, it’ll help prevent in grown hair from developing.  Don’t forget to moisturize with a good lotion to keep your biggest organ supple as well [if his finance is reading this, I'm talking about his skin].  You’re lucky boss that I made a post about home made skin care, so forget “borrowing” your fiance’s froofy body care products!

Oh, and don’t forget to breathe during the waxing, it’ll help you relax believe it or not.  G’luck, you are officially more woman than I!  Waxing -shivers-  eeesh, what WONT you do for a little attention.

haha j/k

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Have You Seen Kidd Future?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, and of course Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.

Do you want to see an IPad Orchestra?  The latest from Kanye? Matt & Kim’s new album? Or want to see what Nike is releasing brand new?  Head over to Kidd Future’s site.  As the movie Empire Records says, he has “Chicks, Kicks, the Full 9 Yards” !!!

Eh? Eh? I thought SO.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at The One Gaming Nation, (aka T1GN) an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven.  Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.  Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

Support me?

Love me?

Trust me, Check him out!

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Have You Seen The One Gaming Nation?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, and  The One Gaming Nation, (aka T1GN) an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven.

MoonDoggie82 (who is on twitter), your fearless gaming leader says this about himself:  ”Creator of The One Gaming Nation (T1GN), I love to play video games and can be labeled as an Achievement Whore. You will almost always find me on XBL.”

Tricks for Modern Warfare? Got it.  Metro 2033? Got it.  Naughty Bear Reviews, Yea – Got that too.  He’ll even discuss Rock Band and Fable 3.  If you want a cheat, an achievement, something to hold over your friend’s heads and a good gamer website to check in on…  T1GN.com is the place to go.  They are cool guys to chat with too, and will do a random FMK if asked nicely!

Just like I have Spotlights, and Emilio has Pipe City, T1GN has Gaming Goddesses – Oh, Hai Olivia Munn.

Eh? Eh? I thought SO.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.  Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

Support me?

Love me?

Trust me, Check him out!

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Have You Seen Flam?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible your guide to being a real man, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop of course FLAM.

When anyone in the DAPS team meets up with an amazing individual, we keep them locked in the basement so no one else can have them (er, I mean, we hold onto them and nurture them) – other times they take off on their own because they’re awesome.  FLAM is one of those awesome people; he works for MTV, writes for DAPS and Emilio Sparks, takes pictures with Hot Chicks, lives in Pipe City, will tell you what FAILS in fashion and … word on the street has it he wears magnums BONG BONG!

Flam and the Hot Chick, Halima.

If you’re a Hot Chick and want to expand your portfolio, contact Flam; you wont be disappointed.

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

Support me?

Love me?

Trust me, Check him out!

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Have You Seen Emilio Sparks?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like The Bachelor Bible, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions, and Emilio Sparks (the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop) of course.

If I am here to help you with the latest news in the sex industry, sex toys and healthy fun sex tips – he is here with his eye opening podcasts, music celebrity interviews and the latest in fashion.  Recently he represented Staten Island in a huge way.  Check out the video right h e r e.

As part of the lead up to the World Basketball Festival, Nike Sportswear is connecting the Five Boroughs of New York City in a celebration of hoops, culture, and its iconic Air Force 1 sneaker. Nike Sportswear has chosen five ambassadors from each of the five boroughs to participate in 1LOVE, a program that includes a online documentary series, a basketball tournament, and a Manhattan block party takeover.

Episode 5 features Emilio Sparks of Staten Island: host of the longest radio running show on WSIA in New York, The Emilio Sparks Experience, and known to some by his nickname, the “Charlie Rose of Hip Hop”.

Along with all the redeeming things Emilio does for the community, sometimes his Scumbino-ness gets the best of him (in the best ways possible).  I am referring of to Pipe City, a land he built, populated by some of the hottest women I’ve ever seen.  Follow his adventures on his website, add him to your twitter stream and enjoy the ride.

Here is the lovely Mirella Grisales.

eh? …eh? ;)

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

Support me?

Love me?

Trust me, Check him out!

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Have You Seen the Bachelor Bible?

If you don’t know already, I’m in the uber awesome DAPS Media Group.  We support other uber awesome people like Emilio Sparks the Charlie Rose of Hip Hop, Nerd Pundit a geekgasm of discussions,  and of course The Bachelor Bible.

If I am the “We” channel, then they are kinda like “Spike” channel.  They’ve got tips on how to pick out a GREAT beer to impress the ladies (and your friends), some sex tips, and bitches in bikinis.  They’ve got a bunch more stuff going on there to help you be a better bachelor, but I don’t want to give it ALL away… so go look!!

Here is my obligotory teaser pic of Megan Ewing

… just ONE of their bitches in bikinis.

eh? …eh? ;)

There are others as well, check out the network bar at the bottom of your screen – take a peek at Kidd Future the very best in pop-culture, music, technology, art and fashion.  The One Gaming Nation, or T1GN is an everything you need, video game, cheat/achievement heaven. Last but not least, Rich Russ0 is a music guru and local scene supporter.

Support me?

Love me?

Trust me, Check them out!

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