Nope. I’ve nothing personally.
I only see Cougars (who I differentiate from MILFs) when they come to my store to restock their sex toy pantry. I’ve never personally hunted one or hunted with one. BUT… The 3 Stunt Cocks I asked have, and this is what they have to say.
My Infamous Pervy Friend (aka MIPF): Had this special get up he put on, which made it extremely easy for him to get all sorts of laid – whether he was going for Spring Chickens or Cougars. It is a cheat because some women want to notch their bed post with one of his kind. To which he says, “It helps as a deal sealer, so don’t be a braggart. Humble confidence is key when you have a cool job”. He equates Young Drunk Party Chick Types to Cougars on the Prowl… they’re out for something. Younger women need the alcohol and Cougars on the Prowl have a one track mind but still have their wits.
So in the end, although helpful, he doesn’t count. Unless of course, you’re also one of those guys. In this case, don your uniform or make sure the convo touches on what you do for a living.
Mr. Monstar: Gave me a quick guide that can be applied to most women, but he says the key to Cougars is,
“When you talk to one you have to be confident because they’re predators. You have to show them that you can handle what they have. He says go where they are, there’s always a few hang outs/bars/locations where it is known Cougars like to use as hunting grounds. You can’t use the bullshit you sling at younger girls, because they know the deal and heard all the bullshit before. Usually they’re pretty honest about what they’re intentions are and it’s almost never a relationship. In bed a Cougar will always teach you something new so take it as a learning experience too.”
He continues to say, “It is flirting… you get the point. You can bring a friend because some Cougars are in packs. And that is basically it, you either have it, or you don’t.”
All in all, Mr. Monstar relies on confidence and the amazing game of Flirtation.
But the most revealing account, came from Stunt Cock #3 I’m Not Drunk, I’m Awesome (aka INDIA). He has infiltrated a few Cougar Dens, and just this weekend went out to test his skills for the purpose of this post. I hope to follow his progress and report back to you. Read what he has to say:
“Cougars: The Prey That Preys Back…”
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