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Barbie Says: A is for ANAL!

Welcome to the first in a series of 26 things (following the alphabet) that I couldn’t agree more with!

Anal, some say it’s taboo or dirty or even just plain wrong. Now I am aware you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and there is no converting someone who is already set in their ways BUT hopefully I can get to all you fence sitters about giving anal a try!  The more you keep an open mind about anal sex or even anal foreplay, then the more you discover about yourself.

Also don’t let one bad experience dictate everything, Ladies you all know the first time you have sex is the WORST, but yet you try it again after that.  Why don’t we work the same way with anal?

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Barbie Says: Women Aren’t Just Boobs! (Part 2)

Welcome back to the final installation of the “kiss me here” spots. If you haven’t learned anything from the other parts here’s your chance to learn more.

Last week I gave you 5 hot spots to arouse a woman and I’m hoping you gave them a shot and saw what came from it, if not I’m here to deliver the TOP 5 hot spots on a woman.  So sit back, relax and just imagine of hitting ALL 10, cause we know we imagine it.

5-Feet- We’ve talked about feet before, and the response we recieved wasn’t too powerful. So for those of you who do not want to wrap your lips around a cute little pink toe what I can suggest is taking a nice bubble bath with your lady (that way you know the 10 little piggies are all clean), and giving a good foot massage.  Feet are a good way to start because as mentioned in the previous post behind the knee and inner thighs are good areas.  If you start at the feet you can work your way up into a nice smooth transition.

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Barbie Says: Women aren’t just boobs! (Part 1)

Men this one is specifically for you! We have found a list of 10 erogenous zones for a woman and today you get 10-6! Consider this your lucky day because I am presenting to you the female cheat sheet.


Being a woman and having these lovely parts that drive you men CRAZY, I can understand why you only want to play with those parts, but I am here to let you in on a little secret.  We love it if a person can explore our body, see what we like and don’t like.  Soon enough you’ll be able to tell the difference between an “Oooh” and an “Aaaah”, and trust me…this is a skill you WILL need.

10.Inner thighs- This is a ticklish spot and the tease of all teases.  This is a sensitive spot PACKED full of nerve endings and since it doesn’t get a lot of attention everything feels so new and amazing when its touched.  Kissing, licking and fondling of this will make her giggle and squirm. Use it to tease her, get close to eating south of the border and then back away, focus on what makes her twitch don’t just dive in!

9- Behind the knees- I know, I know, it doesn’t sound sexy but also this is another area that doesn’t get touched often.  I can tell you its a weak spot for me, when you’re doing some nice heavy kissing and hand runs from my ankle up to the back of my knee….oh boy! If she seems to like that give it a kiss or lick, but be careful! It is a sensitive area and sometimes women’s legs are prone to twitching and you getting kicked in the head.  So watch out….

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Barbie Says: Sex Cures All

Nyquil: $7.49

Advil cold & sinus: $10.99

New Thermometer: $5.49

Finding out I should have just had sex: Priceless

This definitely isn’t your mother’s type of cure but it works!  For a week now I have been balancing a fever anywhere from 100-104 degrees and the whole 9 yards of sickness symptoms.  I tried everything, and I mean EVERYTHING to try and cure myself, from tons of hot showers to drinking almost 3 gallons of orange juice.  All the home remedies my mother had ever told me weren’t working, eventually I caved to my horniess (trust me, I hadn’t had sex for a week, there was a lot of horny going on) and just HAD to have some sex…

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Barbiex Says: Trash Bag Porn

Trash bag porn- Porn in which a girl (preferably a “Butter Face“) gets a a bag put over her head, and then screwed stupid.

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