Just Because

The “Shark Brain is Shaped Like a Vagina” Pic… is a Lie.

I believe by now you’ve all seen this picture.  If not, I’ll give you a minute.

*looks at watch*

Got it?

Yeah, it’s a LIE

It should read “The Female Reproduction System” is shaped like a Shark Brain… I suppose “Vagina” was more catchy.  The word Vagina actually refers to the fleshy inside canal NOT anything else. NOT the mound, labia majora/minora, clitoral, genital “Vulva” outside, and certainly not anything beyond the cervix like the uterus, fallopian tubes, or ovaries deeper inside a woman’s body depicted in the picture.

/political correctness & anatomy lesson

Postplay: Double Your Foreplay, Double Your Dirty Fun

Why does foreplay have to come only once a fuck?

Postplay

[post-play]

-noun

1. The opposite of foreplay

2. The act of performing foreplay at the end of sex

3. The awesome act or acts of fellatio and/or cunnilingus performed on sweat and cum soaked genitals after an amazing sex session

I’m sure I’m not the only person who loves foreplay, sometimes even more than sex.  Well why do we always have to start with it and then commit to only intercourse from there out?  I say start, finish, hell throw some in the middle too if you can.  By using rational thought, IF cumming from a blow job feels unbelievable THEN…

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Don’t Put Your Balls Inside A Girl….It Hurts

Fellas, I know it might sound incredibly obvious or incredibly awesome but DO NOT try to put your balls inside a girl…..


IT HURTS!!

Many years ago when I was young and adventurous, a friend sent me a 20 second porn clip. 

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A new SPIN on the “MEAT-MARKET”

Are you bored home alone & most importantly rock-hard and horny?  It’s time you check out the one and only Meat-Market-Roulette for gay, bi, curious and dl  men MANROULETTE.COM ! With the plethora of online-dating and online-hook-up sites most you have to pay for or use your credit card for age verification. There is no annoying sign up or verification setup with ROULETTE.

This “sites” concept is simple and just plain great! Male exhibitionists from all over the world are spinning through the ROULETTE server. As you spin through most of the men on this site are pounding their meat, some are just sitting there clothed trying to look cute. This site is also awesome wether you are dating or in a relationship if  you want a NON-PHYSICAL-CONTACT experience. You can have an exciting visual experience as you get off with a random stranger you will most-likely never see or speak with again. Please be safe if you do wind up living in the same Zip and you decide to un-zip ;)

The site is extremely simple to navigate just click [start you camera] and [start] in the top grey toolbar.

Tips:

  • It can take up to 3 seconds for the NEXT webcam to load.
  • If you are having a bad video connection, enable UDP in firewall or turn your firewall off.
  • Most likely you don’t need to do this step, as everything should be working well by default.
  • If you don’t want to see the “allow/deny webcam” window every time you are connected:
  • 1. Right-click anywhere and select “Settings”.
  • 2. In the second tab, check “Remember” to remember your choice.

Don’t like what you see and hear?

Click (F8) on your key board or hit next to spin the roulette wheel again until you get a hot guy willing to come to you or with you!

Like what you see?

Let him know! You can also chat in the MANROULETTE chat-box!

Want to chat and cam with him again?

Give him and instant messenger name that you use for chatting.


Let us know if/when you have tried the site, give us your pros & cons!

Puddles, An Introduction.

Hi there! My name is Puddles and I am a new contributor to JB.

I guess I’m here because I have been a pervert for as long as I can remember. I would always feel funny in a good way playing doctor, cops & robbers, or just being naked. I remember always taking a liking to whenever Lady Baroness threw a net over Scarlet in GI Joe, or whenever anyone was bound, even if it was pretend. My sexually formative years were shaped by things I may not have been ready for…I somehow got a hold of tentacle-rape Hentai at 12, saw movies like Jade, Bound, and KIDS before 14, and got into all sorts of trouble downloading porn back when AOL was big in the 90s, and I’m sure pervy old men have masturbated to my pictures…an adolescent with a digital camera is always going to take nudes.

I was never obsessed with any one particular piece of sexuality; I have an interest in experiencing as much of it as I can, and tasting it all. How else can you find out what you like or don’t? Jane would describe me as “Smart & Eager to Please (his mistress)”. That’s pretty accurate. Lately I’ve been submissive but I can be Dom. That’s called a “Switch” it’s sort of like the Bisexual of the BDSM world.

Anyway, enough about that – the topic I want to discuss is Forced Feminization. A surprising amount of guys are into this fetish. Forced Fem is akin to Cross Dressing, but it very different from a guy who wants to become a girl. Forced Fem is when you are forced to be a girl. Not just in dress, but makeup and hair, shaving arms and legs too – sometimes its called being a sissy.

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What Happens When Pipedream Sends The OGs a Naughty Cake Pan?

Have you heard of the OGs?

No??

Barbara and Harry are a nice Jewish couple, married for 73 years, who’ve moved back to the old neighborhood, to L.A.’s first retirement community, Hollenbeck Palms. Of course, Boyle Heights has changed a bit since Barbara dubbed it “a Jewish Tijuana,” circa 1930! Barbara is a social butterfly and problem solver, Harry is a self-taught Zen master with a yen for science and exploration. We’ve enjoyed the wit, wisdom and weirdness of our grandparents for our whole lives, and think it’s high time the rest of the world got a chance. The OGs blog promises all Barbara and Harry, all the time. Tune in for a daily dose. (OGs stands for Original Grandparents.)

From their About page.

They are adorable, funny, and full of surprises.  Cutie and Pop Pop will soon become your favorite blog (besides mine of course).  They recently put up a post about being sent products to try out; so what did Pipedream Products do?  Yep, sent them a beefcake cake pan!  You HAVE TO watch this video!!

Highlights - Needing to fill the head because you don’t want all muscles and no brain, the truth about eating cake batter and cats like beefcake!

Cutie even has an “Ask me anything” page, I wonder if we should tell her about Formspring.me?

Jelena Jensen is a Super Nerd… Or Is She?

If you don’t know Jelena Jensen, you’re missing a lot. And I’m not talking about her beautiful face, vertigo-inducing curves, and all-natural 34F attributes. Or about the fact that she’s a porn actress. All those things aside, Jelena’s a supernerd.

A supernerd who programs her entire site, from top to bottom, using PHP, HTML, Cascade Style Sheets, and Javascript, all connected to your usual MySQL database. From the registration to the videos to the galleries, she does it all. And she also does the sites for many of her friends.

Source: Gizmodo via Craig Caruso

Thing is, if you zip over to Gizmodo and read the comments, THAT is where the fun begins.  People don’t believe she can code, or that coding is too hard (or too easy) the way she is doing it.  Just because she is a porn star, and also NOT because she is a porn star.

You’d think she would have more fans because she can speak geek, but she is actually getting more slams because of it.  WTF?

How do you feel- Jelena’s coding is no big deal, or holy fuck a geeky hot chick?

I know what an Average DAPS reader would say “Coding? F Boobs! *fapfapfapfap…*”

obligatory nsfw pics after cut

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Map of Human Sexuality

I cannot begin to tell you how much I am IN LOVE with this map… click through to see it up close, you can even zoom in!!

Edited to add: You can now FLAG where you’ve been, where you want to go, and if you liked it or not!!

I’d Love to Travel in This Sex World… Oh, Wait, I already am!

Thanks to Babeland.com for finding it.

Where do YOU want to go?

Porn Shop Etiquette

Yes, I have the most interesting job in the world… excluding astronauts, and DAPS.tv.  But what you forget is that after you leave, I’m still here.

While you are home enjoying your new toys, lubes, lingerie, shoes…dvds and smoke accessories… I’m here, and I’m not patiently waiting for you to come back unless we’ve worked up an odd friendship.

While you’re having countless orgasms and treating my shop as a place of wonderment… I’m dusting the shelves, keeping track of the 1,000s of dongs and dvds.  I get paper cuts, stock shelves, and do data entry too.  Along with the menial day to day, I get to listen to all the silly comments you make and watch the stupid things you do when you think no one is watching.

Nitecap Video 690 Gulf Ave SI, NY 10314

This post, really, isn’t for the general public, I don’t mean to offend… but this is one of those “The Customer Is Not Always Right” posts.  This is a nod to the others in my industry who feel my pain, and may be a warning to those of you dumb-asses out there.  I may laugh it off to your face, but really, I’d rather punch you.

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Too Many Girls Suck At Blowing

Ladies, the first ingredient to an enjoyable blowjob is YOUR  ENJOYMENT!

If you’re not into it, we won’t be!

I’m not here to give moves and tips on how to give the perfect blowjob, what do I know?  I’ve never given one.  If you want tricks ask Jane or Barbie.  I’m here to tell you that technique aside, if the girl is truly into sucking that cock, the man’s gonna love it.  Nothing is more arousing than hearing your girl moaning louder than you while she’s got your dick in her mouth, THAT’S HOT!

Most guys have had sex with a girl that just laid there taking it like a plastic fuck doll.  But what about the girls that moan and tell you how good you’re giving it to her and how much she’s loving it?  These two types of girls for the most part are physically doing the same thing: laying there while the guy does all the work.  But the second type is engaging the guy emotionally and mentally which stimulates arousal and heightens the pleasure of the entire act.  Sex isn’t all about how big, how deep, how long, or how hard, and neither is giving a blowjob.

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