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FLASH: Arizona Bill Declares Women Pregnant Two Weeks Before Conception

JaneBlow — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 18:48:49 +0000

What. The. Fuck?

If they want to use these standards for their argument… they’re going to have to make male masturbation illegal because technically by these terms, those are conscious abortions (and a sin!) too. But NOOO it is all about controlling a woman’s body. Whether you’re prolife or prochoice this is ridiculous.

So technically I’m pregnant right now? UM NO. This time you can’t bend science to fit your agenda. A fetus happens when sperm meets egg… not before. Doctors make guesses according to a woman’s cycle and when the couple has had sex. This isn’t evolutionary theory, it is fact! We didn’t shake hands before we shook hands. We aren’t full before we eat. Conception happens at CONCEPTION.

And Arizona, really? I expect this out of the Bible Belt. Tisk, tisk.

Want to keep with your prolife agenda and make this about banning abortions? Well- at least you have a “rational argument” that I choose to disagree with. But this? This is something else.

Human Embryo at 6 Days... existing. 6 Days ago, let alone 2 weeks ago, it didn't exist!

A new bill up for vote in the state of Arizona would ban abortions for some expectant mothers, but that’s only the start of what lawmakers have in store. If the legislation passes, the state will consider a child to exist even before conception.

Under Arizona’s H.B. 2036, the state would recognize the start of the unborn child’s life to be the first day of its mother’s last menstrual period. The legislation is being proposed so that lawmakers can outlaw abortions on fetuses past the age of 20-weeks, but the verbiage its authors use to construct a time cycle for the baby would mean that the start of the child’s life could very well occur up to two weeks before the mother and father even ponder procreating.

via rt.com

On a related noted, check out this article on the unsung birth control hero Bill Bairid.

Thoughts?

FLASH!: How Far Would You Go To Pay Off Your Debt?

Chanel Covington — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:01:38 +0000

I’ve recently decided to go to Law School…

Upon embarking on this journey, I didnt consider how much it would actually cost me to go through with it. Yes I quickly added up the math, 3 years at $50,000.00 per year would equal $150,000.00. However my preliminary mathematics were a little off…

Considering I don’t have $150K lying around (or a money tree growing out back), I’d be taking out loans. We arent talking a few hundred, or even a few thousand dollars. I had to take a class to pass the entrance exam, pay for the application process, books, a laptop, the commute, throw in some interest at a not so great rate and very quickly I noticed how I just made a nearly $300,000.00 decision, to enter a field that is getting paid progressively less and less upon graduation. (That’s if you can even find a job in this economy!)

Honestly, if the schooling isn’t stressful enough, the idea of being in debt for as much as some people spend on a house should have me tugging my hair out.

Unfortunately, when it comes to Law School, there are VERY FEW scholarships available, unless of course, you can think outside of the box. Apparently I am not the only one who has joked about selling my body for assistance with my debt….only apparently, some people werent joking?

So now I present to you my question: Is the actual concept of a sugar daddy something you would ever consider?

The Huffington Post had a very interesting article so I thought I would share. Its LONG but imo definately worth the read!

HuffPost Women – Seeking Arrangement: College Students Using ‘Sugar Daddies’ To Pay Off Loan Debt

~xoxo~

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FLASH! Cuddle Him, Give Her Sex.

JaneBlow — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:29:46 +0000

The romantic comedies got it all wrong – it’s men who want to cuddle, and women who are looking for steamy sex.

Men put a strong value on kissing and snuggling, despite their tough exteriors, says a new study by the Kinsey Institute for Reasearch in Sex, Gender and Reproduction.

The researchers found that a lot of tender kissing – and not hot-and-heavy lovemaking will make a man want to stick with his partner. Women, meanwhile are more likely to stay in a sexually satisfying relationship.

The study also fond that rather than wanting to stray after a few years, men get happier the longer a relationship goes on.

I don’t know about that last bit about men being happier the longer a relationship goes on… but I’m so happy I’m not the only “man” in the relationship”. I knew a guy who rated kissing higher on his intimacy chart than he did sex.

What do you think?

Via: The New York Post, Fri July 8th 2011, Page 3

Source: The Kinsey Institute

FLASH! Osama Had a Porn Stash

JaneBlow — Fri, 13 May 2011 20:52:10 +0000

It appears Osama bin Laden may not have been totally disconnected electronically.

Despite reports that he didn’t have Internet connection or mobile service, Reuters quotes high ranking Pentagon officials saying the Navy SEALs found pornography — and a lot of it — at Bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consisting of “modern, electronically recorded video.”

No word on how it got there.

But some analysts are speculating it may have been transferred by thumb-sized flash drives that he used to send emails while in hiding. Or it could’ve been through the satellite television that he used to watch Al Jazeera.

Either way, it was there, according the officials, who declined to disclose the titles of the “extensive” collection.

My Infamous Pervy Friend strikes again!

Source: LA Times

FLASH! @Fleshlight Sends SEAL Team 6 Fleshlights!

JaneBlow — Wed, 11 May 2011 15:30:13 +0000

The world’s number one selling sex toy company, Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)[editor's note: TOTALLY NSFW] has extended their thanks to SEAL Team 6…who conducted one of the bravest missions in American history, forever changing the landscape of the Unites [sic] States of America, and the world.

The company sent the SEAL team a six case of Fleshlight products named “Stealth.” This product is aptly named as it is very concealable and hard to detect…

“We want to thank the Navy SEALs for their efforts,” says Brian Shubin, COO of Fleshlight. “For their courage, and the fact that they risked their lives to protect our freedom, we hope they will appreciate our gifts.”

From My Infamous Pervy Friend,

Source: Mother Jones

FLASH! Man Catches Fire While Watching Porn at A Sex Shop

JaneBlow — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 18:00:46 +0000

That must have been one sizzling sex scene.

Cops and firefighters are searching for clues about what caused a man to burst into flames while watching porn in a private booth at a San Francisco sex shop.

Crew members from a private ambulance parked near the sex shop in the city’s South of Market neighborhood spotted the porn junkie running down the street while on fire just after 6 p.m. Wednesday, a fire department spokesman told the Daily News.

Police Lt. Kevin McNaughton told CBS San Francisco that the man had run out of the shop ”engulfed in flames” and police officers and firefighters near the scene arrived quickly and helped put the man out.

The man, who wasn’t identified, was taken to a hospital, where he was being treated for life-threatening burns over 90% of his body, the fire spokesman said.

An employee told police the man was watching a movie in the back of the store when he ran out screaming and on fire, KTVU television reported.

Investigators said they didn’t know how the man caught fire and were searching the booth for flammable materials or other accelerants.

Source www.nydailynews.com

My theory? Rush + Cigarette + Jerking off while not paying attention = Fire

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FLASH! Iceland’s Penis Museum Finally Gets Human Specimen

Chanel Covington — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:16:15 +0000

Iceland keeps screaming for attention! Last year some unpronouncable volcano errupts… and this year a human penis in a museum? There has to be a joke in there somewhere…

According to the inter-webs: “The average Icelandic penis is 11″, the average Italian penis is 9″ and the average English penis is 5″ -I guess thats why Iceland has the museum?

-Thanks to one of our Twitter friends (who wishes to remain anon) for this little gem!!!

Iceland’s Penis Museum Finally Gets Human Specimen

“In life, Pall Arason was an attention-seeker. In death, the 95-year-old Icelander’s pickled penis will be the main attraction at one of the world’s most bizarre museums.”

My favorite part has to be at the very end:

“But the museum director was coy when asked about the size of his newest acquisition.

‘I can’t tell you that,’ Hjartarson said. ‘You will just have to come and see it.’”

Happy Reading Kiddies!

~xoxo~

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FLASH! Condoms, There’s an App for Them

JaneBlow — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:00:12 +0000

Hey! Look what Justin found!

Never have a Booty Call condom mishap ever again! Check out the link for details!

This Valentine’s Day, which is also National Condom Awareness Day, finding free NYC Condoms will be easier than ever. Today, the Health Department launched the NYC Condom Finder, a free smartphone application designed to locate the five nearest New York City venues that distribute free NYC Condoms.

The application allows users to determine their location through either global positioning system (GPS) technology on their smartphone or by manually entering an address. The application also provides specific directions to each venue (the user can choose from walking, driving or public transportation directions), the hours of operation for each location, the types of safer sex products available and helpful tips on condom us! age.

With almost 1,000 condom distribution locations throughout the five boroughs currently accessible through the mobile app, New Yorkers will find that no matter where they are, they can always be protected from sexually transmitted infections (STIs), including HIV, and unintended pregnancy.

FLASH! Charlie Sheen’s Alleged Text Messages to Capri Anderson Published

JaneBlow — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:24:34 +0000

TMZ has obtained a series of text messages between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson, sent just hours after The Plaza Hotel incident in which Charlie is still flirting with her in a big way as he offers her $20,000.

In one text, Charlie says, “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!”

Just before sending that text, Capri fired off her own, saying “u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool – how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”

After offering the $20,000, Charlie says, “Don’t worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.”

The night after the incident, at 6:28 PM, Charlie is still trying to connect, texting, “Just landed, perhaps we can speak tonite….?”

Capri replies, “Yes u can call me. I don’t have a bank account believe it or not.”

Charlie responds, “Oh, well in that case, lemme put together a plan to get u square and flush. Can u tok (sic) for a sec now sweetie?”

Then Charlie texts, “Good news! My asst Rick is good friends with a cat named Mark (last name redacted) in NY, he will get the wire, cash that bitch, and deliver it to u where ever it’s convenient … I’ll get the ball Rollin in am, and have data for u asap after that…☺”

Capri writes, “Can he leave it somewhere secure for me to pick up? Like with a bank rep … I’m rlly nervous about all this.”

Charlie responds, “Of course, whatever makes u feel better…”

Charlie ends by saying, “Lemme start that ball Rollin and I’ll get back to u with the details…”

The transaction never took place.
Read more: Here

FLASH! Lady Humps Door

Chanel Covington — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 20:16:12 +0000

Thanks to Phil Unofficial for this little nugget of crazy…

We’re not judging, but hot damn does she have some great upper body strength!

(Personally I really enjoyed the wedgie pick in preparation for round two.)

Enjoy!

~xoxo~

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FLASH! Human Centipede Porn Parody, Thanks Tom Byron!

JaneBlow — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 16:39:03 +0000

Just what we’ve been waiting for! Well, some of us!

Horror / Comedy / Parody fans unite, for I feel another contest coming soon!!

Source: DAPS and Fleshbot

FLASH! Man Makes Sex Doll Look EXACTLY Like His Ex… sorta.

JaneBlow — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 20:45:59 +0000

Ever have a really bad break up and just couldn’t let go of the person? They were nearly perfect? You needed them in your life? Well, this guy thought the same thing. Except he wanted bigger boobs and a nicer ass. I get where he is coming from, I’ve had a few “average guys” I’d rather not remember.

Source TheAsylum.com

Source Eden Fantasys Sexis

What do you think of his $18,000 current girlfriend?

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FLASH! Anna Paquin Watches Porno

JaneBlow — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:27:40 +0000

Here she is on the George Lopez show explaining why she has dozens of copies of the Tru Blood XXX Parody Porno.

FLASH! First Vivid, Now Topco Approaches Montana Fishburne

JaneBlow — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 19:02:25 +0000

One of the great things about being a sex toy reviewer and working for big companies is getting to know information WAY before the average person knows it, sitting in my inbox this morning was this letter from my contact at Topco Sales regarding Montana Fishburne.

Adult Manufacturer Seeks to Replicate Montana Fishburne’s Intimate Assets

Chatsworth, CA – Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, has offered Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.

On Friday, July 30, 2010, the company announced its intentions in an open letter authored by Topco Sales CEO, Scott Tucker, asking the nineteen year old Fishburne if she would be interested in creating a personalized adult novelty replica.

“We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August,” states Tucker. “We think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.”

If Ms. Fishburne accepts this offer, she will join the ranks of famous adult superstars such as Audrey Hollander, Bree Olson, Nautica Thorn, Joanna Angel and Taylor Vixen who have all been molded for the company’s Wildfire Celebrity Series.

“Topco Sales is known for molding porn stars and making the most realistic replica sex toys on the market. Using amazing CyberSkin material, these toys are incredibly lifelike and highly sought after,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.

To read the original letter—>

RE: A personalized adult novelty Pussy and Ass replica

Dear Montana Fishburne, I am contacting you on behalf of Topco Sales with the hope that you may have an interest in working with us to create a lifelike CyberSkin replica of your Pussy and Ass. We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August and we think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.

In case you are unfamiliar with Topco Sales, please allow me to tell you a bit about our company: Topco Sales began manufacturing adult novelties in 1973 and has grown to become one ofthe leading manufacturers in the industry. For over 37 years Topco has based its businessmodel on quality and innovation to create a variety of groundbreaking products and classicdesigns.

Among the company’s many achievements are the creation of the first battery-free integrated circuit (I.C.) operated vibrators and the groundbreaking CyberSkin material,which provides unparalleled realism in its mimicking of human skin. Topco excels at adapting state-of-the-art technological capabilities to consumer needs, and continually improves upon its best-selling products, expanding the spectrum of what is possible within the adult toy industry.

The company is headquartered in Chatsworth, California, with FDA-approved facilities and is home to the largest Materials-and-Process Research Center within the industry.Utilizing these extensive resources, Topco Sales is able to manufacture everything fromvibrators and dildos to lubricants and cosmetics.In closing, we here at Topco Sales would be honored to work with you on this project andbelieve that your Pussy and Ass would make a wonderful addition to the Topco family. Please, contact us using the information below if you are interested in discussing this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Sincerely,

Scott Tucker,

CEO Topco Sales

Please visit www.topcosales.us.

FLASH! Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter To Do Porn for Vivid

JaneBlow — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:49:09 +0000

My awesome DVD distributer Tracy Sales just sent me a Gchat with this link in it.

She is quotes saying awesome cries of hope like:

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

The date is set for August 18th and she co-stars with Brian Pumper. From his track record in xxx, I hope she puts on a good show… he has done work with some serious companies (West Coast Productions, Evil Angel and Jules Jordan to name a few).

FLASH! Savannah Gold Assaulted, Seriously Injured at Home in England

JaneBlow — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:11:12 +0000

People don’t understand that short skirts and working in porn isn’t an excuse (or an invite) to rob a person and beat them in their own home. It isn’t good manners – good thing they caught the jerk.

LONDON—Yorkshire, England-born adult performer Savannah Gold, who performed from 2004-2010 before reportedly putting her adult career on hold and moving back to the U.K., has been assaulted and seriously injured by a male intruder at her home, according to news reports.

The Sun reported Tuesday that Shohidul Islam, 26, turned up at Gold’s Lambeth home, where he “throttled her with a rope and bashed her with a plant pot” before also cutting her throat.

Neighbors responded to her screams and found the 26-year-old Gold alive but with blood pouring from her wound.

Islam was apprehended, admitting that he had committed the crime with the initial intent to rob her, and was sentenced to eight years, according to the paper, which also reported that he had earlier robbed two bookies with a fake gun.

iafd.com lists 98 credits for Gold, the last being several titles in 2010, including Baby Got Boobs 3 for Jules Jordan Video,Bananass for Bluebird Films and MILF Crazy for Exquisite.

There is no further word at this time regarding Gold’s condition.

Source: AVN.com

Sidenote: If you’re looking for more of Savannah Gold’s stuff online you can look her up as Nathalie Heck too.

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FLASH! Another Ancient Dildo Found!

JaneBlow — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:35:13 +0000

This time Sweden digs up a phallic artifact!

“It’s an organic object, that’s why it’s special,” Gruber told LiveScience. “Normally when we excavate early Mesolithic sites we never get the organic material. But this site where we’re excavating now is along the shoreline. The preservation is very good here – it’s been lying in the bottom sediments and clay layers of the river, and it’s been well preserved there.”

The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.

Source: MSNBC.com

As I’ve said before, it could have been a symbol to idolize, or something that broke down grains into a powder – you really never know.

What needs to be said is that- truth is, woman have needs – and this is another sign of ancient proof!

Thanks to Pipedream Products and Empire Labs for pointing this out!

FLASH! World’s Oldest Sex Toy Found

FLASH! Devil’s Film to Release This Isn’t Eclipse XXX

JaneBlow — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:49:17 +0000

July 12th, hang onto your sparkles fan girls… from the makers of This Isn’t Twilight, and This Isn’t New Moon… comes This Isn’t Eclipse the XXX parody.

I will update this as I get the news!

FLASH! Elementary School Condoms…??

Amy Chesis — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:59:56 +0000

So I’m sure by now you’ve all seen the “Single Ladies” Video with the seven year old girls?

Well , whether you have or you haven’t , let me refresh your memory.

Well, with the kids dancing so sexy, it seems that the one town in Massachusetts has decided that it’s time to equip their students with condom’s. In Elementary school.

That’s right, kids will now have access to condom’s as young as kindergarten! According to the policy, students will have to speak with a school nurse (or other trained counselor) before recieving the birth control.

The big shocker? Parents will not be able to opt out of this for their kids.

How do you feel about this?

The Breakfast Club XXX Parody Porn

JaneBlow — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:34:34 +0000

First we get Hollywood remaking Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead … now we have XXX remaking The Breakfast Club. I can’t wait till XXX remakes The Matrix, it’ll be a total mind-fuck glitch in the system I bet.

Oh, New Sensations -The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody stars Samantha Ryan, Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Siren Sexton, Breanne Benson, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Chad Alba, Sonny Hicks and Levi Cash.

Check out what AIPdaily.com has to say about it!

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