Just what we’ve been waiting for! Well, some of us!
Horror / Comedy / Parody fans unite, for I feel another contest coming soon!!
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FLASH! Human Centipede Porn Parody, Thanks Tom Byron!
Tags: human centipede, Parody Porn
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FLASH! Man Makes Sex Doll Look EXACTLY Like His Ex… sorta.
Ever have a really bad break up and just couldn’t let go of the person? They were nearly perfect? You needed them in your life? Well, this guy thought the same thing. Except he wanted bigger boobs and a nicer ass. I get where he is coming from, I’ve had a few “average guys” I’d rather not remember.
Source TheAsylum.com
Source Eden Fantasys Sexis
What do you think of his $18,000 current girlfriend?
Tags: real doll
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FLASH! Anna Paquin Watches Porno
Here she is on the George Lopez show explaining why she has dozens of copies of the Tru Blood XXX Parody Porno.
Tags: parody porno, tru blood
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FLASH! First Vivid, Now Topco Approaches Montana Fishburne
One of the great things about being a sex toy reviewer and working for big companies is getting to know information WAY before the average person knows it, sitting in my inbox this morning was this letter from my contact at Topco Sales regarding Montana Fishburne.
Adult Manufacturer Seeks to Replicate Montana Fishburne’s Intimate Assets
Chatsworth, CA – Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, has offered Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.
On Friday, July 30, 2010, the company announced its intentions in an open letter authored by Topco Sales CEO, Scott Tucker, asking the nineteen year old Fishburne if she would be interested in creating a personalized adult novelty replica.
“We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August,” states Tucker. “We think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.”
If Ms. Fishburne accepts this offer, she will join the ranks of famous adult superstars such as Audrey Hollander, Bree Olson, Nautica Thorn, Joanna Angel and Taylor Vixen who have all been molded for the company’s Wildfire Celebrity Series.
“Topco Sales is known for molding porn stars and making the most realistic replica sex toys on the market. Using amazing CyberSkin material, these toys are incredibly lifelike and highly sought after,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.
To read the original letter—>
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FLASH! Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter To Do Porn for Vivid
My awesome DVD distributer Tracy Sales just sent me a Gchat with this link in it.
She is quotes saying awesome cries of hope like:
“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”
The date is set for August 18th and she co-stars with Brian Pumper. From his track record in xxx, I hope she puts on a good show… he has done work with some serious companies (West Coast Productions, Evil Angel and Jules Jordan to name a few).
Tags: celebrity porn, flash, Vivid
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FLASH! Savannah Gold Assaulted, Seriously Injured at Home in England
People don’t understand that short skirts and working in porn isn’t an excuse (or an invite) to rob a person and beat them in their own home. It isn’t good manners – good thing they caught the jerk.
LONDON—Yorkshire, England-born adult performer Savannah Gold, who performed from 2004-2010 before reportedly putting her adult career on hold and moving back to the U.K., has been assaulted and seriously injured by a male intruder at her home, according to news reports.
The Sun reported Tuesday that Shohidul Islam, 26, turned up at Gold’s Lambeth home, where he “throttled her with a rope and bashed her with a plant pot” before also cutting her throat.
Neighbors responded to her screams and found the 26-year-old Gold alive but with blood pouring from her wound.
Islam was apprehended, admitting that he had committed the crime with the initial intent to rob her, and was sentenced to eight years, according to the paper, which also reported that he had earlier robbed two bookies with a fake gun.
iafd.com lists 98 credits for Gold, the last being several titles in 2010, including Baby Got Boobs 3 for Jules Jordan Video,Bananass for Bluebird Films and MILF Crazy for Exquisite.
There is no further word at this time regarding Gold’s condition.
Source: AVN.com
Sidenote: If you’re looking for more of Savannah Gold’s stuff online you can look her up as Nathalie Heck too.
Tags: savannah gold
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FLASH! Another Ancient Dildo Found!
This time Sweden digs up a phallic artifact!
“It’s an organic object, that’s why it’s special,” Gruber told LiveScience. “Normally when we excavate early Mesolithic sites we never get the organic material. But this site where we’re excavating now is along the shoreline. The preservation is very good here – it’s been lying in the bottom sediments and clay layers of the river, and it’s been well preserved there.”
The dildo-like object is about 4 inches (10.5 cm) long and 0.8 inches (2 cm) in diameter.
Source: MSNBC.com
As I’ve said before, it could have been a symbol to idolize, or something that broke down grains into a powder – you really never know.
What needs to be said is that- truth is, woman have needs – and this is another sign of ancient proof!
Thanks to Pipedream Products and Empire Labs for pointing this out!
Tags: World's Oldest Dildo
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FLASH! Devil’s Film to Release This Isn’t Eclipse XXX
July 12th, hang onto your sparkles fan girls… from the makers of This Isn’t Twilight, and This Isn’t New Moon… comes This Isn’t Eclipse the XXX parody.
I will update this as I get the news!
Tags: parody porno, twilight
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FLASH! Elementary School Condoms…??
So I’m sure by now you’ve all seen the “Single Ladies” Video with the seven year old girls?
Well , whether you have or you haven’t , let me refresh your memory.
Well, with the kids dancing so sexy, it seems that the one town in Massachusetts has decided that it’s time to equip their students with condom’s. In Elementary school.
That’s right, kids will now have access to condom’s as young as kindergarten! According to the policy, students will have to speak with a school nurse (or other trained counselor) before recieving the birth control.
The big shocker? Parents will not be able to opt out of this for their kids.
How do you feel about this?
Tags: condoms
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The Breakfast Club XXX Parody Porn
First we get Hollywood remaking Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead … now we have XXX remaking The Breakfast Club. I can’t wait till XXX remakes The Matrix, it’ll be a total mind-fuck glitch in the system I bet.
Oh, New Sensations -The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody stars Samantha Ryan, Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Siren Sexton, Breanne Benson, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Chad Alba, Sonny Hicks and Levi Cash.
Check out what AIPdaily.com has to say about it!
Tags: Parody Porn, The Breakfast Club
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