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FLASH! Ashley Madison Bids $25M for Naming Rights to Meadowlands Stadium

While you depend on CNN, ABC, Google or even AOL news to get the latest tidbits on what’s happening – I’m reading AVN and other big sources for xxx news.  My favorite story today is about Noel Biderman putting in a bid to rename a NY (The Medowlands) stadium “Ashley Madison”.  More details.

Can you imagine the uproar?  It is already a FACT the majority of people already feel cheating is OK, and women get crazy when guys have a “guys night.”  They feel guys encourage other guys to do some nefarious stuff… and women aren’t any better!

I think it should be named something more positive… ya know… like…  JANE BLOW STADIUM.

I can see it now!

What do The Golden Girls and The Real Housewives of NJ have in common?

A sex tape!

Well that isn’t entirely true.   Careful with the videos and links, they’re kinda NSFW.

The Golden Girls is being made into a Parody Porno.

and look what the housewife is up to…

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FLASH! Porn Actor Goes on Rampage; 1 Dead, 2 Wounded

The man believed responsible for a rampage at a Van Nuys video production facility that left one dead and two wounded is a struggling porn actor who faced the loss of his job, authorities said.

Stephen Hill, 30, allegedly used a machete-style weapon in the attack, which occurred about 10:20 p.m. at a video distribution business on Hayvenhurst Avenue and Saticoy Street.

Los Angeles Police Department Det. Joel Price said Hill was both working and living at the offices of Ultima DVD Inc.

Price said Hill did production work and acted in several porn movies. But on the night of the attack, he apparently faced the loss of his job and eviction from the office.

Hill allegedly fled after stabbing the three co-workers. The victims were rushed to a hospital, where one was pronounced dead. There were seven people in the office when the attack occurred.

The LAPD is investigating the attack as a case of workplace violence. The suspect fled in a blue Toyota RAV4 with license plate 5YTC423.

Special thanks to @thesarahbellum

– Andrew Blankstein

Photo: Rescue crews tend to the victims of the attack. Credit: KTLA


oh look, more details released by AVN.

LA Times coverage of his death.


FLASH! This Ain’t Glee Parody Porn

Really Hustler, REALLY?

sort of NSFW.

Couldn’t just leave it be with a simple FMK, could you?

FLASH! World’s Oldest Sex Toy Found

I knew Betty White hosting SNL was going to bring out all sorts of odd sex news! (jk, much love to her!)

Scientists believe they have found the world’s oldest sex toy after piecing together more than a dozen fragments to create a 30,000 year old ice age penis.

Putting together an ancient jigsaw puzzle, and it’s a dick – sounds like something DAPS.TV would do. haha

A spokesman for the University of Tubingen where the prehistoric tool is being studied added that when it was not being used as a sex aid – the prehistoric penis was used to light fires.

Did they find ancient vaginal DNA on it?  Maybe it was a male bonding right of passage anal toy! PS, haha, they said “Tool”.

The eight-inch stone penis has marks where it was clearly used for striking against flints – and scientists say the size and shape and polished appearance leave little doubt as to the other use of the sex toy.

Uh, maybe because the MOST IMPORTANT THING TO SURVIVAL (besides food) was FIRE; the early people held onto it, used it often; thus the oils on their hands kept it smooth.  Plus, for long time now dicks have been honored in fertility shrines in other cultures.  Is it so difficult to believe that MAYBE this wasn’t a sex toy? Perverts.

The find which has been dated to be at least 28,000 years old and found in a cave near Ulm in Germany was made from siltstone and was apparently discarded after being broken.

I cry when my batteries burn out, I can only imagine how these ladies felt when their dildo’s broke!!

As well as the distinctive form the penis also has carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.

Perverts, totally seeing what you want to see. jk – This is totally a sex toy!!

The different parts were found in a cave complex associated with the activities of modern humans and not their pre-historic “cousins”, the Neanderthals.

Duh, they saw how toy companies are making a killing with high end stone, wood, metal and glass toys – they want a piece of the pie.

The penis is particularly rare because examples of masculinity from the time are rare although female inspired art with exaggerated sexual characteristics such as large breasts are relatively common.

Art? Its call porno.  Get with it!

Source: Fox News (There’s another shocker)

FLASH! Vivid to Unveil Intimate Photos of Kendra Wilkinson

We’ve all seen her naked before, but this spunky girl was “caught on tape”, and Vivid is going to be releasing never before pictures before the sex tape comes out TODAY 5-14-10!

You have to punch in your email address… but I did it for you ;)

Slightly NSFW after the jump

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FLASH: NOT JENNA JAMESON!!!

Sickeningly adorable couple and parents of two lovely twins Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are on the rocks now, and thats to say the least.

Jenna Jameson is the loveable adult actress who you might know from oh I don’t know JUST ABOUT A GAJILLION MOVIES, as well as being in Zombie Strippers! Back to the point at hand, long term boyfriend and father of Jenna’s twins Tito Ortiz  (the UFC fighter), was arrested early this morning  for domestic abuse charges against Ms. Jameson.  Police are quoted as saying that when they showed up Jenna has “visible injuries”.

This morning while Tito sat twiddling his thumbs in a jail cell, Jenna (sporting an arm brace) was busy filing a restraining order and moving his ass out of the house they share.  She reported that the twins are fine and doing well, she also hopes to work things out with Tito.

When questioned Jenna told the paparazzi that she is going through with pressing charges against Tito.  Which is all around bad news for Tito due to the fact that Dana White (the big name behind UFC) was quoted as saying “Other than going on a killing spree, being accused of domestic violence is the worst thing you can have going for you.”  Tito can actually be kicked out of the UFC organization should these reports be proven true (and we don’t doubt they will).  UFC is waiting for the dust to settle before they make a decision but as it stands it looks as though Tito is losing his home, his girl, his job and some custody of the kids.

In any case we’re pulling for you Jenna! You’re a big favorite to us and you’ll always be an idol!

<3 Barbie

Jane Says: America Refuses to Look in the Mirror

I don’t know if you Dancing with the Stars fans are aware of -the chopped to shit and then cut altogether- advertisement that was for Lane Bryant’s plus size lingerie that was supposed to air the other night… but believe it or not, it happened.

Yep, ABC reportedly wouldn’t show it because there was too much “cleavage”.  CLEAVAGE.  The same station that puts out the shows Desperate Housewives, Grey’s Anatomy, Wife Swap and runs Victora Secret’s, McDonalds, the latest “get thin” pill advertisements is saying “too much” cleavage.

So it is ok to pump us images of Big Macs and Eva Langoria in her panties but a plus size model is just TOO MUCH for America… the fattest nation in the world.

I am sick and tired of these waif models in Cosmo or Vogue magazine telling (showing) me what the ONLY model of beauty is. On the other side of the coin I’m not sticking up for Fat America either.  I applaud companies who use real looking people for their commercials at least they are trying to keep it real.  I also applaud better living advocates like Jamie Oliver (coincidentally another show on the ABC network).

Airing a Victora’s Secret commercial back to back with our youth stuffing their faces with a McDonalds.

Airing Dove commercials with all body shapes and ethnics and then showing Axe commercials with the “thin, hipster, emo, club girl” body image (both made by the same company!)

IS SENDING MIXED MESSAGES !!

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Goodbye Megan Fox, HELLO Christina Hendricks!

Megan Fox has had a nice run as Esquire Magazine’s “Best Looking Woman” but she’s been knocked out of the top spot by a woman who’s a little more “va-va-va-VOOM”

Check out Christina Hendricks, a woman who re-defines sexy in her own image.

Props to the voters for giving such a sexy woman her due! It’s nice to see a woman who breaks the “typical” sexy mold.  Sexy comes in all shapes folks and this sensual siren proves it.

Take a look ladies and gents, and take a long one, There’s a lot to see.

Hell , don’t just stare, get to know her a little better in her “Letter to Men” and while you’re there

make sure to check out the rest of this buxom beauty’s photo shoot!

Oh and also, Watermelon.

That’s all for now, Laters

~Amy Chesis~

Porn for the Blind

I once told a good friend of mine that I’ve seen or heard it all when it comes to sex.  I say this to alot of people to get them a little more comfortable opening up to me.  He doesn’t need any help though, so he has made it his part time job to send me links to things he hopes I’ve never seen before.  He got to the Tactile Mind story a day or two before I could, and I <3 him for it!  See what AVN.com has to say.

Lisa J. Murphy is a photographer with a certificate in Tactile Graphics from the CNIB. She has photographed, sculpted, thermoformed, & self- published a book of nude photographs for the blind. Pictures and grade- one Braille accompany the images, so blind, vision impaired and sighted individuals can enjoy this work.

tactile mind is a handmade thermoform book consisting of
17, 2-D tactile photographs on white thermoform plastic pages with the visual image and descriptive Braille accompaniment.

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