TMZ has obtained a series of text messages between Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson, sent just hours after The Plaza Hotel incident in which Charlie is still flirting with her in a big way as he offers her $20,000.
In one text, Charlie says, “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!”
Just before sending that text, Capri fired off her own, saying “u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool – how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”
After offering the $20,000, Charlie says, “Don’t worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.”
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FLASH! Charlie Sheen’s Alleged Text Messages to Capri Anderson Published
Tags: affairs, celebrity, Porn Stars
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NEWS: 11 Wierd Facts/ Pervy Laws
Part three (of 3) of: Sex News From Around The World & Sex Statistics From Around The World
This makes you want to lay down the law….
PA frowns upon truck drivers having sex in tollbooths, and the state of Utah is cool with bestiality (as long as no one’s trying to make a buck, that is).
The bizarre and specific nature of these laws have us wondering just how — and how often — they are actually enforced. And if there are any Wyoming residents planning on have standing sex in a walk-in meat freezer tonight — make other plans.
Categories: News
Tags: domestic laws, marie claire
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NEWS: Sex Statistics From Around The World
Part two of: Sex News From Around The World
If you liked the material I so blatantly abducted obtained from Marie Claire Magazine a couple of weeks ago, then you should find this interesting too!
Sex Stats From Around The World:
Categories: News
Tags: international, marie claire
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FLASH! Lady Humps Door
Thanks to Phil Unofficial for this little nugget of crazy…
We’re not judging, but hot damn does she have some great upper body strength!
(Personally I really enjoyed the wedgie pick in preparation for round two.)
Enjoy!
~xoxo~
Tags: door handle, lady humps door
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News: Rutgers Student Secretly Taped Having Sex in Dorm Kills Self
A New Jersey college student, who police believe was secretly — and illegally — filmed in a dorm sexual encounter, indicated on Facebook that he planned to jump off a prominent New York City bridge before he took his own life, the Star-Ledger reported online.
A family lawyer confirmed Wednesday that 18-year-old Tyler Clementi killed himself by jumping from the George Washington Bridge. The attorney, Paul Mainardi, said Clementi was “a fine young man and a distinguished musician.”
Clementi, a freshman at Rutgers University, changed his Facebook status to “Jumping off the gw bridge sorry” on Sept. 22, the Star-Ledger reported, though his full profile isn’t public so that couldn’t be independently confirmed.
Source: FoxNews.com
This news broke just yesterday, and I’m thoroughly disgusted, and saddened by this.
Invasion of privacy, hate crime, suicide, NJ, 2010 … in college???
I expect a little more from (supposedly) more “liberal” places and times in a person’s life. College is supposed to be a space away from home and judgement so you can explore and learn… mostly about yourself. Yet again, this is another reason why I am who I am today, and why I do what I do.
I don’t wish ill on people, but I really hope the two people who taped Tyler and then splattered it all over the internet… are reminded of what the consequences of their actions were… for the rest of their lives.
Tags: GLBT, News, suicide, Tyler Clementi
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NEWS: Sex News From Around The World
Tired of reading boring newspaper articles about finance and arts?
Read up on the floozies, hustlers and weird government sex laws from around the world instead.
Categories: News
Tags: harajuku, herpes, international, marie claire, Porn Star, stripper
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FLASH! Human Centipede Porn Parody, Thanks Tom Byron!
Just what we’ve been waiting for! Well, some of us!
Horror / Comedy / Parody fans unite, for I feel another contest coming soon!!
Tags: human centipede, Parody Porn
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FLASH! Man Makes Sex Doll Look EXACTLY Like His Ex… sorta.
Ever have a really bad break up and just couldn’t let go of the person? They were nearly perfect? You needed them in your life? Well, this guy thought the same thing. Except he wanted bigger boobs and a nicer ass. I get where he is coming from, I’ve had a few “average guys” I’d rather not remember.
Source TheAsylum.com
Source Eden Fantasys Sexis
What do you think of his $18,000 current girlfriend?
Tags: real doll
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FLASH! Anna Paquin Watches Porno
Here she is on the George Lopez show explaining why she has dozens of copies of the Tru Blood XXX Parody Porno.
Tags: parody porno, tru blood
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FLASH! First Vivid, Now Topco Approaches Montana Fishburne
One of the great things about being a sex toy reviewer and working for big companies is getting to know information WAY before the average person knows it, sitting in my inbox this morning was this letter from my contact at Topco Sales regarding Montana Fishburne.
Adult Manufacturer Seeks to Replicate Montana Fishburne’s Intimate Assets
Chatsworth, CA – Leading adult novelty manufacturer, Topco Sales, has offered Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne a “once in a lifetime” opportunity.
On Friday, July 30, 2010, the company announced its intentions in an open letter authored by Topco Sales CEO, Scott Tucker, asking the nineteen year old Fishburne if she would be interested in creating a personalized adult novelty replica.
“We have seen in various media outlets that you are set to release a film on Vivid.com in August,” states Tucker. “We think that having your very own toy would be a great way for you to fully capitalize on your porn debut.”
If Ms. Fishburne accepts this offer, she will join the ranks of famous adult superstars such as Audrey Hollander, Bree Olson, Nautica Thorn, Joanna Angel and Taylor Vixen who have all been molded for the company’s Wildfire Celebrity Series.
“Topco Sales is known for molding porn stars and making the most realistic replica sex toys on the market. Using amazing CyberSkin material, these toys are incredibly lifelike and highly sought after,” says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.
To read the original letter—>
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