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Time to Play FMK: Porn Stars from the Lesbian flick Girl Crush 2

FMK is a game.  It stands for Fuck, Marry and Kill.  To play this game, I give you 3 people and you must decide out of the three – who you’d fuck, who you’d marry and who you’d kill. I invite you to click back through previous FMKs to bring yourself up to speed.

I got in well over 400 DVDs last week, and of them, only a couple caught my attention to watch.  I was putting away some Elegant Angel films when I came across Girl Crush 2.  The (nsfwwomen on the cover were cute, and had the prettiest boobs I’ve seen in a while, so I watched it.  Thanks cover art/photographers, ya did a good job.  Lesbian flicks don’t usually do much for me, but…

Georgia Jones

Allie Haze

Lily LaBeau

I liked this one till they decided to scissor and try to fuck like dudes without strap-ons #FFwd. It was sensual, but realistic and it made me want a girlfriend… or just some pussy… whichever happens first.  I saw real orgasms, they didn’t use toys, and only had a few lapses into their porno-personas.  Most of the time, they really let themselves get into their co-star and have fun.

I give it a solid B+ overall.

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A List of Free Porno

The internet is for porn, and if anyone tries to tell you different, back hand them… because, ya know where your palms have been.  If you’ve ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of the best free porno sites on the internet TODAY is your lucky day!

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Saved by the Bell Parody Porno ??!! (NSFW)

Hustler couldn’t stop with This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island or This Ain’t Happy Days, now they’re doing a parody of …

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List of Parody Pornos (NSFW FOR BOOBIES)

We know you’ve heard of Not The Cosby’s and Seinfield XXX, but how many others do you know of?  Working in the adult retail industry, we’ve seen our share of parody and celebrity pornos… here are a few that we feel you should know about if you don’t.

In the Horror Category we give you:

1. The Texas Vibrator Massacre.

Directed by Rob Rotten, starring Jamie Elle, Daisy Tanks, Ruby Knox, Bella Lynn and the delicious brunette Roxy DeVille.

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“When a group of friends traveling through rural Texas gets lost on a lonely back road, they discover a crazed family of murderous psychos harboring a gruesome secret. Explicit sex, hot girls, and a homicidal lunatic with a gas-powered murder vibrator, who could ask for anything more?”

If you like dark, arty, whorish porn – this is certainly a must see for you.

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