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Posted on Jun 10, 2010 by — Potions & Pills, Reviews — 1 comment

Review: Screaming O Rock On Drink

Forget Spanish Fly – Drink Rock On instead!

A few times a week people ask me about Spanish Fly and how it works.  It doesn’t work like it used to, and is usually on a shelf to take up space or because people ask for it and the store’s don’t know better to not sell them the “snake oil“.  I admit, when Rock On first came out I didn’t bother trying it because of the whole Spanish Fly bit.  Been there, done that… doesn’t work.

But alas, I couldn’t help myself, and gave it a go.  I must try EVERYTHING to see if it works for, uh, scientific purposes. yeah… that’s it.  I read the package, did my researched and asked a few questions to a Screaming O representative who visited an NJ ECN event; supposedly this drink is an energy drink + horny pill.  Not only will it give me the want to fuck all night, but the “umph” to as well.  My clients are looking for a Spanish fly that actually works and I had to see if this was it.

Facts:

  • All Natural, Drug Free for Maximum Sexual Enhancement
  • Specifically Formulated For the Sexual Needs of Him and Her
  • Designed to enhance sexual performance, libido, stamina, pleasure and desire
  • Fast Acting, Long Lasting, Great Tasting Berry Flavor

Fun:

Upon tasting it, it actually tasted good – which is a huge plus… 

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Posted on May 27, 2010 by — Potions & Pills, Reviews — 7 comments

Review: Lure For Her Pheromone Attractant Cologne

I’ve been using this product made by @TopcoToys for over a year now, and …. it works!

Pheromones are chemicals that come out of a specie’s body, used to trigger a response from another being of the same species.  There are anger pheromones, food trail pheromones, and even sex pheromones.

Sex pheromones let others in the species know that someone is in heat and is ready for sex.  Humans give off pheremones too, especially near ovulation cycles and when men peak in androgen.  BUT we wear clothing, bathe regularly, and have gotten in the habit of shaving, so they don’t quite work as they once did when we were monkeys,  or in The Garden of Eden… whatever you believe in.

In comes, Lure for Her and other pheromone sprays, soaps, colognes, candles, lubes and massage rubs.

Facts:

  • 1 fl. oz. (29.5 ml) bottle
  • Scientifically designed pheromone-based fragrance for women
  • Powder fresh scent will draw attention
  • Based on the chemistry of the attractant, alpha-androstenol
  • Made in USA

Fun:

Since I knew what this product was all about, I decided to give it a two month test.  I would spray it on 2x a day for a week, and then take a week off.  I didn’t make a spectacle out of wearing Lure for Her; I didn’t tell anyone, act differently or go out of my way to break my every day normal routine.  Attended work as usual, didn’t wear anything different – went to meetings – out with friends… etc.  Here are my observations.

Lure for Her got me laid.  It wasn’t that my guy couldn’t keep his hands off of me and he was glued to me like a dog following a bitch in heat… but sex was more frequent in the weeks I wore Lure than those I didn’t.  (PS Sorry hun, it was in the name of science, I promise I wont use it as a secret weapon!)

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Posted on Aug 20, 2009 by — Lubes & Lotions, Potions & Pills, Reviews, Toys — 9 comments

Helping Guys build an Arsenal. (NSFW)

Did you know that on average a male orgasm lasts for 7 seconds?

A woman’s orgasm lasts about triple that on average, 24 seconds to be a little bit more precise.

Sort of adds insult to injury if it happens to have been a while, and you don’t last so long with the girl you notch your bedpost with one night.  Or you go for hours, she gets off 100x, the bed is soaked and *pop* just like that, you’re done.  Its like you actually licked a Blow Pop to get to the bubble gum center and there is only a speck of gum.
That sucks.

There is so much pressure on you guys (pun intended) to preform, and know how to please a girl.  Some women even expect you to be mind readers and just KNOW their hot spots without any clues from them.  Well, fuck that.  This post isn’t about them, it is about you.  If women have a 6 barrel mini gun (like the one in terminator) and you have a Glock 9mm (like cops use) , you’re going to find out how to upgrade to a Desert Eagle .50 Caliber (like the NON replica used in the movie Snatch).

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