Ever been so happy you’d wag if you had a tail? Our silly human bodies just wiggle without a tail. They look kind of silly considering YOU’RE imagining you have a tail and the rest of the world just sees an excited wiggle.
I’ve had a few moments in the last year that “made me so happy I could wag”. Few of my friends tried to quit smoking, and a couple of them succeeded. There have been promotions, job changes, conventions, engagements… but I (happily) digress.
OK- Mind you, I don’t consider myself a furry or an anthro-puppy, nor am I into the fetishized puppy or pony (etc animal) play. For me, sometimes non-human feelings creep up on me. Ever look at a building and wished you could climb it like a spider? Ever want to get somewhere “as the crow flies”? How about ravish your partner like a beast or seduce them (step out of being shy/docile) as if you were a kitten posing like a predator cat? Pounce a friend you haven’t seen in a while? … Get the drift?
I had another “I’m so happy I could wag” moments and said to myself, next time I have an opportunity to make this happen… I’m going to go for it. Fuck all who thinks it is “weird”. As you can guess, an opportunity arose to own a Crystal Delights creation after I went to Momentum, and one does not pass them up.
I love Crystal Delights’ creations. I have a couple of plugs from them, I’ll always reblog a “butt bling” pic on tumblr, and I’ve always admired the tails. I was asked to review their new bunny tail (the tail is now held on with a strong magnet for easy cleaning, storage, and insertion) but, knowing me… I wouldn’t be able to do the review justice. I know I secretly wag, so I asked if I could swap up the product and to my surprise, it was ok with them!
Warning: This gets a little long winded, but I had a rad time with a tail! SEE?!
Big Teaze Toys has a reputation for putting out fun cute vibes; most notably the I Rub My Ducky. When the sex toy Onye surfaced I thought hm, sleek, but is it just another over priced bullet?
After looking at the pretty box it came in, inserting the 3 AAA batteries, and putting on the weird top, I hoped for the best. As I went through each of the settings I knew my clients would be in heaven. My hand was happily buzzing though the different speeds and pulses, and my mind was already saying “yep, I’m putting one aside for myself… in a couple of weeks”.
I ended up not taking home an original Onye because I didn’t like the top, it has “easily breakable” and “annoying” all over it, I also don’t need the pulsy settings. I’d be a happy gal if it only included the first 3, and a better top.
When I saw the Onye Fleur on MyPleasure.com, I had to post my review of it. Its such a no fuss, easy decision to pick for me, that I forget I have it at all sometimes.
Random email from Lelo personnel saying they saw my blog and the old Lelo post I wrote and was wondering if I wanted to review the new Mia.
I responded “Yay! Sure! I’m excited! Thanks! Here are my particulars!”
But inside I was saying “Ugh, great, Mia. The USB vibe that wish it could.” Of ALL the Lelo products, to be sent. Me, a Mia? I wanted to say “No thanks” like an ungrateful child. Good thing my mom taught me not to look a gift horse in the face.
Lelo sent a follow up email all about how they tested Mia with lasers, and how it is new and improved – and still I was thankful that it was free.
When it arrived I didn’t rush to open the package in a flurry of box cutter and bubble wrap like I usually do because I’ve held all of the Lelo toys (including the Insignia line and the uber expensive Luxe)… not to forget I show people Mia all the time. It is unique, cute, simple, and is Lelo for heck’s sake. Mia sells well for me, to the people who like buzzy vibes.
I do not. I hate them. They are annoying to me. Therefor I wont buy them, but I do make sure to show people the difference between buzz and rumble.
SO …. I charge Mia at work. And promptly forgot about it. Wasn’t till my boss (hours later, oops) pulled it from the computer and said “This thing comes in black now?”
Thing? What thi… OH! MIA! Right… ugh. I snatched it from him and turned it on.
Hey, remember that time I won a JimmyJane Form 3 from MyPleasure.com? Yeah, I thought you did, for those of you who don’t remember, here.
I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta. At least bring it back to basics a little. Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat. Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong? You can’t really.
Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.
Facts:
Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge
Fun:
I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered. I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is. It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down. It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge. The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.
Entry 2-5: 11/18 OK ok, I’m sorry I scoffed at setting 1 and drooled over setting 2 so much when I was at work.
When I finally used the Wahl at home for the first time, it took me a minute to get used to the buzz of low – then I grew bored and switched it to high – WHAT A FOOL. Oops? I SO wasn’t ready for that. I quickly turned it off, and then back on low again to start over. Of course I got off, but it wasn’t until I went through half of the little head thingies it came with.
The second time I used it, I used the other half of the little head thingies it came with. So far I liked the nipple, and the wedge, possibly the cup.
Third time I still enjoyed those heads in that order, the wedge and the cup were interchangeable though.
Fourth time I started to use the high setting a little more in the middle of the session to see how far I could push myself. I enjoy the vibrations but not for too long. It works best if I move it around instead of keep it in one place. On low, it works best if I rub the Wahl between my labia majora and minora (…big and little lips) next to my clit. That feels awesome. I like being able to maneuver the heads closer to me, rather than have that big Hitachi ball sitting on me.
Don’t get me wrong, I still LOVE my Hitachi. I like how it rests on me and the vibration it creates… and no, I’m not just being stubborn.
After a few sessions with Wahl, and switching back and forth with the Hitachi – it is indeed different. It is the first “buzz” vibe I like, if you can call it a buzz. It is more like a really quick rumble. Setting 2, is powerful… much deeper of a rumble. It is rich, and… deep for lack of a better word. I can only keep setting two on for short bursts so far. The vibrations feel like they make it to my core.
High on Hitachi is strong, and numbing. High on Wahl is penetrating.
Stay tuned for pt3, I still need, to, um, test the Wahl still… yeah.
When I opened the Cal Exotics mystery toy package they sent me this time, I crossed my fingers for something cool. I know about their Jopen line, the Couture line, and a few other toys they’ve come out with this year.
Upon opening the package I cursed under my breath a little. It was a wireless remote control bullet named Bliss.
To be honest with you, they always suck. ALWAYS. I’ve been impressed once, but even that panty pal had its disappointments; my poor Club Vibe it is so close to being awesome but I digress.
Step 1: Read the package
Satin finish (ABS plastic with PU Cote, nylon retrieval cord), 7 functions, charging base, designed for power, unscented, waterproof 16.5 ft range, active LED light, purple… wait… charging base? Did they do away with batteries altogether?
Nope, the remote still takes that annoying 12v battery (included). Ok, so they get points for doing away with the cell batteries, but points away for the nylon cord.
Side Note: I feel Cal Exotics has their place in the sex toy game… they’re available to the average Dick & Jane in price, and usually quality if you’re a beginner testing the waters. Do they go medical, platinum grade silicone like we toy snobs and educators prefer? No. BUT they do use ABS plastic (like with this Couture Bliss Wireless Egg), and the newer toys are made of better materials, plus they’re moving towards rechargeable. I applaud them as a company for starting to get away from that stinky jelly disgusting material that cheapy toys are made of.
I know it is too soon to tell, I’ve only just turned it on today and I’m stuck at work… but I have a feeling my Wahl and I are going to become good friends. I already have an idea for a paint job. I had my Hitachi custom painted, I think I’m going to turn this one into the Q-36 explosive space modulator.
In honor of National Sex Toy day, and many thanks to MyPleasure, I’m going to make my Wahl review as I experience it… like a masturbation diary.
Entry 1: 11/4 – Fedex comes into my shop with a little box, I eye him quizzically because we don’t receive much through Fedex, so it must be something for my boss. Or magazines, borrr-rrriiing… until I see it is from Sawhorse! MY PLEASURE! In my daily haze of inventory, special ordering, training new staff, halloween, and personal life awesomeness… I TOTALLY forgot. I know, I’m surprised too. But its like xmas morning every time I forget!
I had been blabbing (again) about wanting a Wahl, while simultaneously on the website looking to spend my $25 certificate from the Anal State contest, and I was thinking of just buying a Wahl. When MyPleasure sent a tweet/email telling me I could review it. I staired dumbfounded at the screen, and laughed. I couldn’t believe it was going to be that easy. Then, on the flip side, OH SO DIFFICULT because now I don’t know what to spend the $25 on again. *grumbles* haha.
The lovely MyPleasure tried to tell me I could still buy it, but I said “ha. haha, freebee that sucker on the pronto” – and tada! It came today, much to my delight.
I’ve longed for a Wahl for some time now, probably around the same time I became wise to plug in vibes, which honestly feels like a lifetime ago already. When I unwrapped it from the brown shipping box, I just looked at the boxed packaging for a minute. Happy, delighted, and shocked that I finally had one.
It sat on the counter, staring at me for almost an hour… and then I opened it and plugged it in. Low didn’t impress my little fingers, so I smirked and turned it on high… yes… yes… that’ll do it, I thought. Jeeze it IS quiet, I thought. Then I looked at the clock. Le Sigh… just 7.5 hours to go till Wahl and I are home.
The cord length is alright, nothing an extension cord can’t fix; but really where am I going to go with it right now? This “vag modulator” is all mine for now! The stimulation caps are funny, and big, bigger than I thought they were… I already picked out one that I’m going to use first (the nipple lookin’ one)!
It is what it is. It is, a blue plastic pocket rocket.
You turn them on, and off, and they have one speed. This one has a waterproof ring and still only takes 1 AA battery. It also has a cover for it so you can insert that piece (you can’t normally insert pocket rockets, they’re made for clitoral stimulation). The extra piece can also be used to stimulate yourself during sex – it gives the toy some extra reach so your hand isn’t in the way.
The Pocket Blaster comes in a plastic pop card packaging (pretty standard) with a folded sheet of info on the toy. If you open it, they’ve also included the other products in the Penthouse Secrets Collection. That is quite handy if I happen to like this toy… I can stick with the same line easily because all of the products are listed.
Voltage: 100-240v — adapter included for international use
First charge: 2 hours
Subsequent charges: 2 hours
Run time on full charge: 2 hours
- here is a guided tour from Je Joue, take it, I’ll wait.
Cool hm? Mouth watering? Panties too? Yea, the thought of SaSi in my hands (pants) did the same thing for me too. Even after I received mine (in black), I charged it quickly and played with it at work with my fingers learning all of the controls. By the time I got home, I was a semi-pro at using it AND it had a full charge. I couldn’t arrange some alone time with SaSi quick enough. Who knew I’d be let down even after the 5th time…?
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