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Posted on Sep 03, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Clitoral Hummer

Remember that time I told you that you should give the unsung heroins, the underdogs of the nightstand a chance when I reviewed the Classix Anal T? Okgood, my mind wasn’t blown, but my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer has replaced my Anal T in a few ways.

I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.

That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now.  Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer.  I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try.  The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance.  After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others.  This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight.  oops?

Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared.  My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer.  To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try.  Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer.  I still have no real idea why.  I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 1 comment — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Rhythm O Triple Kiss

Ok folks, it is time I try to vlog.  This is my first one, it was a little frustrating, I learned a lot, and from here on in – they will get better.

Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.

As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator.  I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it.  Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.

Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it.  If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements.  If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.

The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.

The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer.  This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel.  TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone.  It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy.  So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.

Facts:

  • Made of TPE
  • 4 AAA batteries
  • Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
  • 90 Pleasure Beads
  • Hot button for random function selection
  • Waterproof
  • Easy On & Off button

To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water.  Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.

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Posted on Aug 19, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Glo-Glo a Go-Go Radioactive Orange Flicker Tip Vibrating Bullet

Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco.  I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?

I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still.  We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)

Facts:

  • Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
  • Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
  • Multi-speed controller
  • 30″ cord (76 cm)
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AA batteries not included

As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too.  So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general.  It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others.  AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around. Continue reading this post →

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Posted on Aug 12, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Sinclair Institute Select Crystal G

I love glass. Love love love glass.  Choosing between my glass pieces makes my pussy wet, and it makes me anxious.  I hate choosing, and have to block off hours if I’m in a glass mood because I like to switch them; cold, hot, bumpy smooth… ugh I love it.  And I love love love that the Sinclair Institute has a couple of pieces in their line.

This glass happens to be etched, which makes me a little nervous; I wish they would have just added a simple color swirl inside of the glass.  As you can see it has a curve “bloop” end and a smooth end too, and formed in a “C” shape to really help women reach their G Spots.  I know where mine is, I’m waging war on my G Spot if you can’t tell.

Upon opening my big box of goodies from Topco, I saw the Sinclair Institute name on a few of packages but I couldn’t tell what was in them.  My interest was perked because *I* know the name, but your average Jane doesn’t.  Strike 1 goes to packaging.  In my store, things in boxes with windows that aren’t big enough to see the whole toy just do not sell.  Toy snobs are curious enough to poke at them – but the average person doesn’t like the mystery box.  I sincerely hope they change it.

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Posted on Aug 05, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 2 comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Waterproof Slender G

Oh, G Spot.  How I love and hate thee.  I know where you are, I find you all the time, you are quite delightful to play with but you make me weak.  I can rub and stroke you with oh so many toys till my clit is on fire from the pressure and then… nada.  I have to stop because it is so intense; I teeter on the edge of RIGHT THERE and can’t get shoved over into this blissful spasmodic realm of FUCK YEAH self done G Spot orgasms.

I have waged a war on you G Spot.  Other people have sent me right to G Spot land, WITH EASE. Using their fingers and tongues, toys, cocks –  but no, never solo and it drives me crazy.  I just can’t go that minute more it seems.  I used to get distracted…

Oh No! I’m on *MY* side of the bed, I don’t want to sleep in the wet spot.

DAMNIT! I’ve been at this for over an hour and I have a term paper to write.

FUCK FUCK … I was boiling water for pasta, and now I smell metal because the water evaporated.

I’ve learned since then and I feel once I find the right tool, I’ll get over my last cliff to climb.  The toy will just have to be ever so slightly more intense than the feeling I get before I’m pounding away at my G Spot and nothing happens.  I’ve decided to start with the basics, go back in toy time and take this issue at hand and destroy it.  I already tried the Lia Magic Wand from California Exotics Novelties, now for Pipedream’s Waterproof Slender G.

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Posted on Jul 29, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Onyx Prostate Massage Wand

First and foremost this is single-handedly one of the most beautiful sex toys I’ve ever come across. It is made of black CyberGlass ™ and is called “Onyx,” and it’s decorated with beautifully painted leaf motifs. It is crafty, sophisticated and sleek in design.

Facts:

  • Beautiful CyberGlass ™ prostate wand provides smooth, comfortable insertion
  • Rounded handle and specially angles tip with raised edges easily massages the prostate
  • CyberGlass ™ conducts hot and cold temperatures without cracking or breaking
  • Quickly warms to body temperature during use
  • CyberGlass™  is easy to clean; it can be boiled or placed on the top rack of the dishwasher
  • Ultra hygienic, waterproof and nonporous
  • Phthalate free

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Posted on Jul 28, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Lia Magic Wand

California Exotic Novelties is asking for 100 Sexperts for a program they are starting up; and I made the cut!

The first item they sent me was the Lia, out of their newer line made of pure silicone.

Facts:

  • Pure Silicone
  • Sensual G-spot massager.
  • Soft, pliable, flexible, seamless, and unscented.
  • 10 magical functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.
  • Soft touch controls with EZ on/off.
  • Silicone (massager) ABS with silver plating (ring) ABS (cap).
  • 2 AA batteries.
  • 6.5″x 1.25″/ 17 cm x 3 cm.

The box boasts EXTREME POWER, 10 MAGICAL FUNCTIONS, and as the trends go it is also waterproof.  On the back of the box I caught something that I LOVE in a toy, an “EZ on/off button”, when a toy is working it’s magic on me and I’ve pushed my poor pussy to it’s orgasmic limits – I cannot move the toy away from me and shut it off at the same time.  My brain stops working in conjunction with my hands and I become an oversensitive semi spastic mess.

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Posted on Jul 23, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — No comments — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Climax Gems™ Emerald Hand Job Stroker

Give Your Man a Hand Job He’ll Never Forget with The Climax Gem Stroker (currently) comes in 3 distinctive shapes and colors all made of convincing CyberSkin.  This one is a tad long because I was able to try it out so many different ways!

Facts:

  • Supper supple Cyberskin stroker feels soft,like real skin
  • Surprise him with a sexy, sensual addition to foreplay
  • Pump it up and down, varying your rhythm
  • The tapered, ribbed tunnel grips him tighter the deeper he plunges into the stroker
  • Hourglass shape provides a perfect grip even when lubricated
  • Squeeze tight or loosen your grip to tease him with different sensations
  • Tight ribbed tunnel creates a mouth watering suction effect when filled with his manliness
  • Translucent design lets both of you watch every sexy stroke
  • Open ended for easy cleaning
  • Waterproof for sexy handjobs in the shower
  • Phthalate free

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Posted on Jul 22, 2010 — GLBT / Reviews / Toys — 1 comment — Posted by Mr. Mister

Review: Rascal SensaFirm Jeremy Bilding Dildo

Hey Jane Blow fans!  I’m Mr. Mister, and this is my debut post!!

I got a chance to sit down with Ms. Blow herself; and she had set up an array of  TOPCO RASCAL Dildos waiting for me.  It looked like a “SEX” Tupperware party! Ms. Blow said pick two. As my backdoor has not been stimulated for quite a while solo or with a partner, it wasn’t hard to choose which dildo I would be going home with. The biggest one! Superstar Jeremy Bilding; What a piece of meat!  I wanted a rough backdoor session and that soft supple looking, slight upwards curve, big head, slightly veiny shaft and big ball sac … had me squirming before I got home!

Facts:

• Molded from Porn Superstar Jeremy Bilding
• 5.75 insertable inches (14.5 cm) and 2″ (5 cm) diameter
• Hand painted SensaFirm™ looks and feels just like Jeremy
• Suction cup base provides hands-free play on any smooth flat surface
• Compatible with standard strap-on harnesses
• Made in the USA

SensaFirm is a unique dual Layered product made from a soft Flexible rubber outer Layer,and precision bonded with a silicone substrate to a hard inner core. The finished product is radically superior to traditional solid rubber and creates a sensual exterior surface that is velvety smooth to the touch, yet firm when used.

NSFW pic of the toy and my review after the cut

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Posted on Jul 08, 2010 — Reviews / Toys — 3 comments — Posted by JaneBlow

Review: Zara by Vida Internationale / Topco Sales

Special thanks to Topco for sending me the Zara from Vida!

This sleek toy came to me by surprise, Topco had asked me to make a list of stuff I was interested in and they forwarded me this toy while I waited for my goodies.  I opened the unsuspecting brown box to find a cute faux leather carrying case with “Vida” imprinted on the front.  Curiousity unzipped the case to reveal to me a 7″ black and pink, Zara vibe hidden inside that seemed to be made of metal and ultra hygenic silicone.

My first thoughts were to grab some batteries, but further inspection of my surprise package revealed that it was rechargeable.  I crossed my fingers, closed my eyes, and held down the single button controller to see if it was charged in the package… AND IT WAS!  I love when that happens.

It buzzed to life in my fingers, a buzzy treble like vibe – not a rumbly bass’y vibe.  Kinda like Lelo’s Nea, hm.  I clicked the button again to see if it had another speed and I’m pleased to report back that the Zara has 5 distinguishable speeds.

My exploritory examination over with, I shut my new Zara off, placed it back in the case… opened the manual and watched the clock.

“Zara caresses your internal erogenous area with a concentration you’ve never experienced before.  Focused entirely on G-Spot stimulation, waterproof Zara satisfies your lust for the pleasures of this previously abstruse spot.”

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