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Posted on Feb 28, 2011 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Onye Fleur

Big Teaze Toys has a reputation for putting out fun cute vibes; most notably the I Rub My Ducky.  When the sex toy Onye surfaced I thought hm, sleek, but is it just another over priced bullet?

After looking at the pretty box it came in, inserting the 3 AAA batteries, and putting on the weird top, I hoped for the best.  As I went through each of the settings I knew my clients would be in heaven.  My hand was happily buzzing though the different speeds and pulses, and my mind was already saying “yep, I’m putting one aside for myself… in a couple of weeks”.

I ended up not taking home an original Onye because I didn’t like the top, it has “easily breakable” and “annoying” all over it, I also don’t need the pulsy settings.  I’d be a happy gal if it only included the first 3, and a better top.

When I saw the  Onye Fleur on MyPleasure.com, I had to post my review of it.  Its such a no fuss, easy decision to pick for me, that I forget I have it at all sometimes.

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Posted on Feb 17, 2011 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: First Lelo Mia 2.0 & Now Lingerie? @Lelo_Sweden

Lelo's Mia original in pink with Mia 2.0 in black

It went a little something like this.

Random email from Lelo personnel saying they saw my blog and the old Lelo post I wrote and was wondering if I wanted to review the new Mia.

I responded “Yay! Sure! I’m excited! Thanks! Here are my particulars!”

But inside I was saying “Ugh, great, Mia.  The USB vibe that wish it could.”  Of ALL the Lelo products, to be sent. Me, a Mia? I wanted to say “No thanks” like an ungrateful child.  Good thing my mom taught me not to look a gift horse in the face.

Lelo sent a follow up email all about how they tested Mia with lasers, and how it is new and improved – and still I was thankful that it was free.

When it arrived I didn’t rush to open the package in a flurry of box cutter and bubble wrap like I usually do because I’ve held all of the Lelo toys (including the Insignia line and the uber expensive Luxe)… not to forget I show people Mia all the time.  It is unique, cute, simple, and is Lelo for heck’s sake.  Mia sells well for me, to the people who like buzzy vibes.

I do not.  I hate them.  They are annoying to me.  Therefor I wont buy them, but I do make sure to show people the difference between buzz and rumble.

SO …. I charge Mia at work.  And promptly forgot about it.  Wasn’t till my boss (hours later, oops) pulled it from the computer and said “This thing comes in black now?”

Thing? What thi… OH! MIA! Right… ugh.  I snatched it from him and turned it on.

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Posted on Feb 07, 2011 by — Health & Statistics, Toys — Comments Off

Vibrators, Empowerment, and Psychiatric disease: The Birth of the Home Vibrator

Ever wonder how that electric friend that buzzes came to be in your hands? Your vibrator actually used to be a treatment tool for psychiatric illness.

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Posted on Dec 28, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: JimmyJane Form 3

Hey, remember that time I won a JimmyJane Form 3 from MyPleasure.com? Yeah, I thought you did, for those of you who don’t remember, here.

I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta.  At least bring it back to basics a little.  Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat.  Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong?  You can’t really.

Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.

Facts:

  • Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
  • Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
  • Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
  • Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
  • Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
  • Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
  • Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
  • Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
  • High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge

Fun:

I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered.  I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is.  It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down.  It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge.  The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.

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Posted on Nov 18, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Wahl pt2

Entry 2-5: 11/18 OK ok, I’m sorry I scoffed at setting 1 and drooled over setting 2 so much when I was at work.

When I finally used the Wahl at home for the first time, it took me a minute to get used to the buzz of low – then I grew bored and switched it to high – WHAT A FOOL.  Oops?  I SO wasn’t ready for that.  I quickly turned it off, and then back on low again to start over.  Of course I got off, but it wasn’t until I went through half of the little head thingies it came with.

The second time I used it, I used the other half of the little head thingies it came with.  So far I liked the nipple, and the wedge, possibly the cup.

Third time I still enjoyed those heads in that order, the wedge and the cup were interchangeable though.

Fourth time I started to use the high setting a little more in the middle of the session to see how far I could push myself.  I enjoy the vibrations but not for too long.  It works best if I move it around instead of keep it in one place. On low, it works best if I rub the Wahl between my labia majora and minora (…big and little lips) next to my clit.  That feels awesome.  I like being able to maneuver the heads closer to me, rather than have that big Hitachi ball sitting on me.

Don’t get me wrong, I still LOVE my Hitachi.  I like how it rests on me and the vibration it creates… and no, I’m not just being stubborn.

After a few sessions with Wahl, and switching back and forth with the Hitachi – it is indeed different.  It is the first “buzz” vibe I like, if you can call it a buzz. It is more like a really quick rumble.  Setting 2, is powerful… much deeper of a rumble.  It is rich, and… deep for lack of a better word.  I can only keep setting two on for short bursts so far.  The vibrations feel like they make it to my core.

High on Hitachi is strong, and numbing.  High on Wahl is penetrating.

Stay tuned for pt3, I still need, to, um, test the Wahl still… yeah.

Your faithful, diligent… thorough toy tester,

Jane

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Posted on Nov 11, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Couture Collection Bliss

When I opened the Cal Exotics mystery toy package they sent me this time, I crossed my fingers for something cool.  I know about their Jopen line, the Couture line, and a few other toys they’ve come out with this year.

Upon opening the package I cursed under my breath a little.  It was a wireless remote control bullet named Bliss.

To be honest with you, they always suck. ALWAYS.  I’ve been impressed once, but even that panty pal had its disappointments; my poor Club Vibe it is so close to being awesome but I digress.

Step 1: Read the package

Satin finish (ABS plastic with PU Cote, nylon retrieval cord), 7 functions, charging base, designed for power, unscented, waterproof  16.5 ft range, active LED light, purple… wait… charging base? Did they do away with batteries altogether?

Nope, the remote still takes that annoying 12v battery (included).  Ok, so they get points for doing away with the cell batteries, but points away for the nylon cord.

Side Note: I feel Cal Exotics has their place in the sex toy game… they’re available to the average Dick & Jane in price, and usually quality if you’re a beginner testing the waters.  Do they go medical, platinum grade silicone like we toy snobs and educators prefer? No. BUT they do use ABS plastic (like with this Couture Bliss Wireless Egg), and the newer toys are made of better materials, plus they’re moving towards rechargeable.  I applaud them as a company for starting to get away from that stinky jelly disgusting material that cheapy toys are made of.

Little steps, right?

Step 2: Test what I can at work;

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Posted on Nov 04, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: The Wahl pt 1

I know it is too soon to tell, I’ve only just turned it on today and I’m stuck at work… but I have a feeling my Wahl and I are going to become good friends.  I already have an idea for a paint job.  I had my Hitachi custom painted, I think I’m going to turn this one into the Q-36 explosive space modulator.

In honor of National Sex Toy day, and many thanks to MyPleasure, I’m going to make my Wahl review as I experience it… like a masturbation diary.

Entry 1: 11/4 – Fedex comes into my shop with a little box, I eye him quizzically because we don’t receive much through Fedex, so it must be something for my boss.  Or magazines, borrr-rrriiing… until I see it is from Sawhorse! MY PLEASURE! In my daily haze of inventory, special ordering, training new staff, halloween, and personal life awesomeness… I TOTALLY forgot.  I know, I’m surprised too.  But its like xmas morning every time I forget!

I had been blabbing (again) about wanting a Wahl, while simultaneously on the website looking to spend my $25 certificate from the Anal State contest, and I was thinking of just buying a Wahl.  When MyPleasure sent a tweet/email telling me I could review it.  I staired dumbfounded at the screen, and laughed.  I couldn’t believe it was going to be that easy.  Then, on the flip side, OH SO DIFFICULT because now I don’t know what to spend the $25 on again. *grumbles* haha.

The lovely MyPleasure tried to tell me I could still buy it, but I said “ha. haha, freebee that sucker on the pronto” – and tada! It came today, much to my delight.

I’ve longed for a Wahl for some time now, probably around the same time I became wise to plug in vibes, which honestly feels like a lifetime ago already.  When I unwrapped it from the brown shipping box, I just looked at the boxed packaging for a minute.  Happy, delighted, and shocked that I finally had one.

It sat on the counter, staring at me for almost an hour… and then I opened it and plugged it in.  Low didn’t impress my little fingers, so I smirked and turned it on high… yes… yes… that’ll do it, I thought. Jeeze it IS quiet, I thought. Then I looked at the clock.  Le Sigh… just 7.5 hours to go till Wahl and I are home.

The cord length is alright, nothing an extension cord can’t fix; but really where am I going to go with it right now?  This “vag modulator” is all mine for now!  The stimulation caps are funny, and big, bigger than I thought they were… I already picked out one that I’m going to use first (the nipple lookin’ one)!

Sitting here in damp panties,

Jane

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Posted on Nov 04, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Pocket Blaster in Bashful Blue by Penthouse Secrets

It is what it is.  It is, a blue plastic pocket rocket.

You turn them on, and off, and they have one speed.  This one has a waterproof ring and still only takes 1 AA battery.   It also has a cover for it so you can insert that piece (you can’t normally insert pocket rockets, they’re made for clitoral stimulation).  The extra piece can also be used to stimulate yourself during sex – it gives the toy some extra reach so your hand isn’t in the way.

The Pocket Blaster comes in a plastic pop card packaging (pretty standard) with a folded sheet of info on the toy.  If you open it, they’ve also included the other products in the Penthouse Secrets Collection.  That is quite handy if I happen to like this toy… I can stick with the same line easily because all of the products are listed.

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Posted on Oct 29, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Oh Woe is SaSi

When Je Joue‘s SaSi was unveiled I thought:

FINALLY an oral simulation vibrator, that doesn’t look like some weirdo tongue thing!

Then I saw exactly what SaSi was made out of, and what it could do:

Facts:

  • Size: 5-1/4” x 2-1/4”
  • Material: Silicone
  • Voltage: 100-240v — adapter included for international use
  • First charge: 2 hours
  • Subsequent charges: 2 hours
  • Run time on full charge: 2 hours


- here is a guided tour from Je Joue, take it, I’ll wait.

Cool hm?  Mouth watering? Panties too? Yea, the thought of SaSi in my hands (pants) did the same thing for me too.  Even after I received mine (in black), I charged it quickly and played with it at work with my fingers learning all of the controls.  By the time I got home, I was a semi-pro at using it AND it had a full charge.  I couldn’t arrange some alone time with SaSi quick enough.   Who knew I’d be let down even after the 5th time…?

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Posted on Oct 28, 2010 by — Reviews, Toys — Comments Off

Review: Lickety Split Lipstick Vibe

If you’re paying attention, you’ll know that I am going to try to do as many toy reviews as I can till National Sex Toy Day!  It might get a little crazy, but it is one of the few ways I can help raise awareness for the awesome event that MyPleasure has sponsored.  They’re even giving away Free Sex Toys for the event.  I’m all for a free sex toy, free is for me.

This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!

Facts:

  • Single speed vibe travels in purse
  • Soft, rubbery tip with Silky Smooth case
  • Powerful single speed vibrations with on/off button
  • Waterproof
  • Phthalate free
  • 1 AAA battery not included

My first impressions were:

Wow that is a BIG lipstick.

Hm, that’s a funny looking top/cover.

Oooh, is the “lipstick” color, silicone? It looks soft like silicone.

(package opened)

Oo, it is coated, that’s a nice touch.

I wonder if it is rubber or silicone…

“rubbery coating, phthalate free”… it isn’t silicone.

What’s this sucker take? ah AAA, that’s standard.

Push button was a good idea; less ware and tare because you don’t have to twist it on and off.

(battery in)

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