I’ve had a few moments in the last year that “made me so happy I could wag”.  Few of my friends tried to quit smoking, and a couple of them succeeded. There have been promotions, job changes, conventions, engagements… but I (happily) digress.

OK- Mind you, I don’t consider myself a furry or an anthro-puppy, nor am I into the fetishized puppy or pony (etc animal) play.  For me, sometimes non-human feelings creep up on me. Ever look at a building and wished you could climb it like a spider? Ever want to get somewhere “as the crow flies”? How about ravish your partner like a beast or seduce them (step out of being shy/docile) as if you were a kitten posing like a predator cat? Pounce a friend you haven’t seen in a while? … Get the drift?

I had another “I’m so happy I could wag” moments and said to myself, next time I have an opportunity to make this happen… I’m going to go for it. Fuck all who thinks it is “weird”. As you can guess, an opportunity arose to own a Crystal Delights creation after I went to Momentum, and one does not pass them up.

I love Crystal Delights’ creations. I have a couple of plugs from them, I’ll always reblog a “butt bling” pic on tumblr, and I’ve always admired the tails. I was asked to review their new bunny tail (the tail is now held on with a strong magnet for easy cleaning, storage, and insertion) but, knowing me… I wouldn’t be able to do the review justice. I know I secretly wag, so I asked if I could swap up the product and to my surprise, it was ok with them!

Warning: This gets a little long winded, but I had a rad time with a tail! SEE?!

The tail came with a care guide, which is a great idea. I know how to take care of glass, silicone, leather, and a myriad of other sex toy do-dads; but fur? Fur is a new one for me. I read through them, put them in a safe place, and then stroked the tail and giggled for a little while. I wasn’t “feeling” it yet, I was very excited, but it just wasn’t time. Few days went by and I finally felt “playful”, like a play tackle, roll around in the grass playful.

The new minx tails come with a little clasp that attach it to the plug, so I un-did the clasp eased the plug in (used Sliquid H2O to help). The glass in my opinion is lighter than the metal plugs I have; the stem of the plug made it fit just right for me- Crystal Delights really have their shapes down.

Left to Right: Med. Metal Butt Bling Opal Crystal, Crystal Delight's Minx Glass Plug for the xl silver fox tail, Sm Metal Plug with Flat base instead of round with red jewel = shown for size reference in my hand.,

I love glass and metal for their smoothness (I’m not in love with how some toy materials ‘drag’), and I LOVE their weight. I like how glass is cold but heat up to body temperature so well; they feel molten warm when you’re done with them. Glass is an experience I think everyone should feel… if you don’t like it, more for me. But try it… you’ll feel like you’re spoiling yourself… every day… well, however often you use glass and other higher quality toys.

Then I played the “get the tail attached to the plug” game, stupid me tried doing it blind a couple of times but gave up quickly and instead sat with the plug for a few minutes getting used to it. The hook and clasp are small, made me worry a little about how delicate it seemed. When my body relaxed, I took it out, attached the tail and reinserted. Wiping up with a baby wipe/paper towel to not get any lube on the tail… and tada! I HAD A FREAKN’ TAIL!

Putting out of my mind that a tail is technically supposed to go at the end of my “tail bone” and this was a bit lower, I told myself “um… shut up… YOU HAVE A TAIL, it doesn’t need to be perfect” … then checked it out in the mirror. My honest reaction?

I HAVE A FREAKIN’ TAIL!

I HAVE… A FREAKIN’ TAIL!!!!

::wiggle:: no! I FREAKIN’ WAGGED!!!!!

::jaw drop…wag again::

This went on for, uh, 10 minutes… ::cough:: anyway…

I’ve had eerie “I wish I could shape shift” walks at night. I’m more than read up on werewolf lore. This is cool, having a tail was cool. After taking a few pics, I did the next logical thing.

Broke out my list of “Things to do if I Ever had a Tail”… don’t pretend like you don’t have one too.

I crawled, stalked my dog (who, wasn’t amused, what a dick), cut a hole in my pants and went roller blading, I suppressed the urge to pounce strangers on a walk, and laughed at peoples’ reactions as I walked past. I tried sitting, jumping, rolling around pretend play fighting with a pillow… which dislodged the plug (and the tail broke off) after a few rolls and a good laugh. Darn.

I broke it, I was legit sad. But it was an easy fix! I plan on soldering the tiny metal rings closed to make the plug Jane proof. They’re just little jewelry clasps, which are very easily repaired, replaced or redone. I might try and find a small key ring/clasp instead. But for now, I fixed it, and it is fine.

Let’s see… I WAGGED, I’ve done A LOT of wagging. I talked on the phone laying on my tummy, I felt the tail against my bare legs as I did clean the house and laze around stuff.

After each tail day, I take out the plug carefully, not touching or pulling on the tail for any help getting it out, do not do that. Unclasped the tail and made sure it was clean, taken care of, and hung. And then I’d wash the glass plug as you’d wash any other glass toy. A good soap, some water, 10% bleach spray and a rinse… then into the toy/dish rack to allow it to dry.

Other than the clasp and no one to pounce, I have a great time with my xl silver fox tail, I cannot express my thanks enough to Crystal Delights for allowing me to review one! Needless to say, I highly recommend all of their products, especially the minx tails and plugs to anyone curious enough to give it a go – or feel the need to add an amazing tail to their fursona costume!

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After looking at the pretty box it came in, inserting the 3 AAA batteries, and putting on the weird top, I hoped for the best.  As I went through each of the settings I knew my clients would be in heaven.  My hand was happily buzzing though the different speeds and pulses, and my mind was already saying “yep, I’m putting one aside for myself… in a couple of weeks”.

I ended up not taking home an original Onye because I didn’t like the top, it has “easily breakable” and “annoying” all over it, I also don’t need the pulsy settings.  I’d be a happy gal if it only included the first 3, and a better top.

When I saw the  Onye Fleur on MyPleasure.com, I had to post my review of it.  Its such a no fuss, easy decision to pick for me, that I forget I have it at all sometimes.

Then Big Teaze put out the Onye Fleur, my only complaint about the toy, is that it doesn’t come in an atypical color.  I loathe pink and purple, so I took home the red one.  Big Teaze must’ve heard my secret thoughts (or listened to other reviewers) because everything I disliked about the original Onye, they “fixed” for the Fleur.

 Crafted of virgin plastics, it is hygienic and non-porous for easy cleaning.  The softly textured, non-slip grip allows you to focus on the welcome waves of vibration radiating from the delicately-contoured, cylindrical body.  Compact and discreet for travel, Onyé Fleur is Waterproof and features three blissful speeds of vibration (from gentle to very intense) and has the most power in its size class.  Onyé Fleur measures 4 ½ inches in length and 1 ¼ inches in diameter.  Like all Big Teaze Toys products, Onyé Fleur contains no latex, phthalates, lead or heavy metals.

The Fleur still only takes 3 AAA batteries, and is very very quiet for a vibe that has this much of a vibration.  The top now screws on, which is so much better than the other top.  Plus, they got rid of the extra pulse speeds, and stuck with low, medium, and high. 

Just holding this toy, I knew it would work, and now that it was improved (to my standards anyway) I was glad to finally bring one home.  For a quick grab when I’m not in the mood for a plug in powerhouse or just want to change up which toys I’ve been reviewing, I’ll reach for my Fleur and know I’ll be happy with the results. 

This toy works, has 3 easy vibration speeds, and isn’t the typical buzzy bullet which makes me happy.  I like how quiet the Fleur is, and that it is made of no fuss materials.  A quick wipe with a baby wipe, or a spritz of antibacterial toy cleaner and it is clean again for my next use.

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Lelo's Mia original in pink with Mia 2.0 in black

It went a little something like this.

Random email from Lelo personnel saying they saw my blog and the old Lelo post I wrote and was wondering if I wanted to review the new Mia.

I responded “Yay! Sure! I’m excited! Thanks! Here are my particulars!”

But inside I was saying “Ugh, great, Mia.  The USB vibe that wish it could.”  Of ALL the Lelo products, to be sent. Me, a Mia? I wanted to say “No thanks” like an ungrateful child.  Good thing my mom taught me not to look a gift horse in the face.

Lelo sent a follow up email all about how they tested Mia with lasers, and how it is new and improved – and still I was thankful that it was free.

When it arrived I didn’t rush to open the package in a flurry of box cutter and bubble wrap like I usually do because I’ve held all of the Lelo toys (including the Insignia line and the uber expensive Luxe)… not to forget I show people Mia all the time.  It is unique, cute, simple, and is Lelo for heck’s sake.  Mia sells well for me, to the people who like buzzy vibes.

I do not.  I hate them.  They are annoying to me.  Therefor I wont buy them, but I do make sure to show people the difference between buzz and rumble.

SO …. I charge Mia at work.  And promptly forgot about it.  Wasn’t till my boss (hours later, oops) pulled it from the computer and said “This thing comes in black now?”

Thing? What thi… OH! MIA! Right… ugh.  I snatched it from him and turned it on.

I started slow, hoping to build up some kind of suspense or a care for Mia… and much to my surprise… it gave off a little rumble.

Shocked, I turned it up higher.

My boss said I looked confused, dumbfounded.  He could see the gears moving in my head (hopefully not my panties). I looked up at him after remembering we have Mia 1.0, then TOLD HIM to get the other Mia out of the display case.  Startled and curious, he did the favor for me.  With both Mias in my hands, it is CLEAR that Mia 2.0 packs more power.  Holding it a little more tightly in my hands I played with the speeds and pulse functions, feeling like a jerk.

Both made of ABS plastic, and Medical Grade Silicone, same box, same pouch, same basic Lelo packaging etc. The only other difference besides power, was that Mia 2.0 has more protection around the USB in the cap.

Oh, little Lelo Mia 2.0 … you can probably get me to orgasm, unlike your former model I threw across the room frustrated and have since snubbed my affections for. Heh.

I got it home, set up my Masturbation Station, and proceeded to get off 3 times with it.  They weren’t OMG huge orgasms, but they were nice yummy wanted a couple more of them orgasms.  Thank you, sincerely thank you Lelo, very much, for sending me Mia.

AND Congrats Lelo! Mia is finally up to par!  Can’t wait till I can order a dozen of them on February 21st. I can proudly show Mia 2.0 to clients and tell them that it has the buzz that can.

About the lasers:

Laser testing is just one of the ways we test our products (obviously making a great product is about more than just the motor), but this method can be among the most effective when gauging improvements in motor power.  We’ve attached images of the old MIA in pink, and the new MIA in black. For all designs available now, the new stronger motor is used.
Method: Basically a mirror is attached to MIA while the Pleasure Object is vibrating on full power. A laser is then fired against the mirror, and this is reflected onto a screen behind the laser itself. The larger the circle, the greater the vibrations, hence you see the difference in power.

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Ever wonder how that electric friend that buzzes came to be in your hands? Your vibrator actually used to be a treatment tool for psychiatric illness. Dating all the way back to the 5^th Century and by some other accounts even earlier the disease known as Female Hysteria was an affliction that caused an array of symptoms in a woman. Earlier on it was said to be caused by lack of sex and the remedy was intercourse if married, marriage if single, and pelvic massage by a midwife if necessary.

As time went on, the diagnosis became even more common. In the 1850’s it had become a catchall diagnosis for many nervous anxiety disorders in women. Attributed to the fact that the stresses of modern life on women could not only affect their mental health but could also bring about diseases of the reproductive tract, manual pelvic massage by the physician was still necessary to treat the illness. So in effect, physicians were giving women orgasms to help them. Orgasms at this time were known as hysterical paroxysms and were a sign of improvement. At this point in history female sexuality was often overlooked if acknowledged at all so the idea that this was something that was enjoyable to them or lewd for the physician to do was unheard of.

As time went on physicians complained about the fact that sometimes it would take hours to bring about a paroxysm and that the technique was difficult to master (something these days any male would deny) and they were overwhelmed with the number of patients they had. They started referring patients to midwives and searching for alternatives to manual massage. At first they used water hoses, spraying the pelvis until a paroxysm was brought on. Soon enough however, one physician came up with the first electric vibrator. This important treatment tool soon found its way into many doctor offices. Soon the advent of home electricity and appliances took place and with that the tool was often marketed as a home health device with great success and the rest as we all know is history.

As diagnostic criteria and the field of mental health began to develop more fully in the 1900’s female hysteria diagnosis declined rapidly and was soon no longer considered an actual illness. It was used as a scapegoat diagnosis for many anxiety disorders, PMS, epilepsy, and many more real diseases that had absolutely nothing to do with hysteria. The irony is that one of the symbols of modern female sexual freedom, the vibrator, came about from a barbaric treatment with roots in sexually oppressive ideals. Oh, and if you want to see some more about the vibrators that were originally marketed or female hysteria treatment both Jane and the lovely Chanel Covington wrote posts about them previously, check them out.

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I was mighty excited, I thought it was going to revolutionize masturbation sorta.  At least bring it back to basics a little.  Hell, if the price was lower, the Average Beginner Jane Masturbaters out there would buy it for a first toy in a heart beat.  Silicone, rechargeable, soft, quiet, waterproof… where can you go wrong?  You can’t really.

Here, watch this short video demonstrating the Form 3.

Facts:

• Responsive Touchpad – extends for focused vibration
• Flexible Design – bends to reach where you want
• Intuitive Controls – 4 vibration modes, 5 power levels
• Cordless Recharging – simply place on charging base
• Three Year Limited Warranty – unparalleled quality
• Body-Safe Materials – phthalate-free platinum silicone and stainless steel
• Waterproof and Bath-Friendly – completely washable, no leaky adapter jack
• Travel-Ready – good to go with convenient button lock
• High Performance Lithium Polymer Battery – Runs up to 7+ hours on single charge

Fun:

I was playing with Form 3 at work when it was delivered.  I checked the flexibility and how thin the membrane is.  It was a bit thicker than I thought, but hopefully in time and use the membrane will have more give in the center where my finger pushes down.  It was flexible though, I liked how I can push on the edge.  The charging dock worked well, and I enjoy how JimmyJane is using the same bases.

Using it was very interesting.  It doesn’t live up to the romanticized dreams of what it could be, but it was different.  I haven’t used a vibe so thin before.  It can really get in between folds without manipulation of my vulva. Usually if you try to squeeze a bullet or egg between your thighs, since it is round, it sits funny.

The folded pressure of the edges and my finger felt really good too.  I can easily get off with this toy.  I thought if it was less wide, I’d like it more, but then the membrane wouldn’t work out as well either. The outer-ridge catches the vibrations best I found.  I like how the silicone has the rubbery texture instead of the ultra smooth texture, with a little lube I can make the Form 3 lick me and it mimics a firm tongue like feeling.  I’m not saying OMG IT FEELS EXACTLY LIKE A TONGUE, it was just an analogy.

It worked fine in the shower, the charge held great, I can’t find anything wrong with this vibe other than the membrane doesn’t live up to the hype.  I passed it onto a friend briefly and she said it was “interesting” as well.

In Conclusion:

If you didn’t over dramatize, and let your imagination run wild, then there is nothing to lose by getting the Form 3 for yourself.  Ultimately, it got me off, its made of great material, rechargeable and since I didn’t pay for it, I feel even better about owning one… it also made me wonder how the Form 2 feels. Touche` JimmyJane, touche`.

Rating:

+ + + + -

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When I finally used the Wahl at home for the first time, it took me a minute to get used to the buzz of low – then I grew bored and switched it to high – WHAT A FOOL.  Oops?  I SO wasn’t ready for that.  I quickly turned it off, and then back on low again to start over.  Of course I got off, but it wasn’t until I went through half of the little head thingies it came with.

The second time I used it, I used the other half of the little head thingies it came with.  So far I liked the nipple, and the wedge, possibly the cup.

Third time I still enjoyed those heads in that order, the wedge and the cup were interchangeable though.

Fourth time I started to use the high setting a little more in the middle of the session to see how far I could push myself.  I enjoy the vibrations but not for too long.  It works best if I move it around instead of keep it in one place. On low, it works best if I rub the Wahl between my labia majora and minora (…big and little lips) next to my clit.  That feels awesome.  I like being able to maneuver the heads closer to me, rather than have that big Hitachi ball sitting on me.

Don’t get me wrong, I still LOVE my Hitachi.  I like how it rests on me and the vibration it creates… and no, I’m not just being stubborn.

After a few sessions with Wahl, and switching back and forth with the Hitachi – it is indeed different.  It is the first “buzz” vibe I like, if you can call it a buzz. It is more like a really quick rumble.  Setting 2, is powerful… much deeper of a rumble.  It is rich, and… deep for lack of a better word.  I can only keep setting two on for short bursts so far.  The vibrations feel like they make it to my core.

High on Hitachi is strong, and numbing.  High on Wahl is penetrating.

Stay tuned for pt3, I still need, to, um, test the Wahl still… yeah.

Your faithful, diligent… thorough toy tester,

Jane

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Upon opening the package I cursed under my breath a little.  It was a wireless remote control bullet named Bliss.

To be honest with you, they always suck. ALWAYS.  I’ve been impressed once, but even that panty pal had its disappointments; my poor Club Vibe it is so close to being awesome but I digress.

Step 1: Read the package

Satin finish (ABS plastic with PU Cote, nylon retrieval cord), 7 functions, charging base, designed for power, unscented, waterproof  16.5 ft range, active LED light, purple… wait… charging base? Did they do away with batteries altogether?

Nope, the remote still takes that annoying 12v battery (included).  Ok, so they get points for doing away with the cell batteries, but points away for the nylon cord.

Side Note: I feel Cal Exotics has their place in the sex toy game… they’re available to the average Dick & Jane in price, and usually quality if you’re a beginner testing the waters.  Do they go medical, platinum grade silicone like we toy snobs and educators prefer? No. BUT they do use ABS plastic (like with this Couture Bliss Wireless Egg), and the newer toys are made of better materials, plus they’re moving towards rechargeable.  I applaud them as a company for starting to get away from that stinky jelly disgusting material that cheapy toys are made of.

Little steps, right?

Step 2: Test what I can at work; because I’m a slave to my job and wont be home for another 8hrs anyway, plus, I’m bored likely, so I should mess with the toy and do my research before I get it home.

It didn’t take long to charge which is good too, and it sits easily in the cradle.  I wish it had another slot to stick the remote though, they could so easily charge together.  The remote and the egg have an on/off button, that is handy to have.  I enlisted my new Stunt Cock and coworker to help me out.  We took turns with the toy in our pocket walking around the store while pressing the remote button.

My store is essentially a warehouse that we converted into an adult shop; if it was empty, you could probably tetris in 10 – 12 full sized fire trucks, and likely stack them 2 high at the lowest point. The bullet’s reach worked fine inside, even through some obstructions.   That there, is half the battle my friends.  The bullet itself is on the large size, probably because of the technology involved and it is more quiet than other wireless bullets I’ve tested.  It didn’t work if I was standing outside though.

As for the remote, it is simple to use.  Turn it on, and cycle through the 7 functions with the function button.  I wish it came with a forward/backward button though or an indicator to know what function I was on.  I hate finding the speed I like, hitting the remote by accident, and having to cycle through.  If your partner is supposed to across the way from you, you’d like to know what speed it is on without having to check in on them.  It really adds to the tease.

The following weekend I did the next logical thing I could think of with it…

Step 3 Take it out to a bar; with friends and see how the toy does on a field test.

Guess what?  The toy worked better than other remote bullets I’ve tested.  The bar wasn’t huge, but the people vs open space ratio wasn’t in favor of open space.  Certainly a challenge for any remote panty vibe.

Did I get off? No.  Was I aroused trying to keep calm with a sporadically changing vibe in my panties while most other people around me were non the wiser? Yup.  Would a fun party game include passing the remote and not telling the wearer? Double Yup.  I can also see dancing with your partner if you like to do that sort of thing, the buzz from holding your partner tight feeling the vibe could start some friskiness on the dance floor (just be sure to wear the tight undies).

In Conclusion, get the bullet it is fun.  It feels better if you tuck it into your panties rather than have it inside you (imo)… but it is a little bulky, so wear a skirt and tight panties, or boyfriend cut jeans to camouflage the bulge.  This is also not an ass toy.

Rating: +  +  +  -  -

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In honor of National Sex Toy day, and many thanks to MyPleasure, I’m going to make my Wahl review as I experience it… like a masturbation diary.

Entry 1: 11/4 – Fedex comes into my shop with a little box, I eye him quizzically because we don’t receive much through Fedex, so it must be something for my boss.  Or magazines, borrr-rrriiing… until I see it is from Sawhorse! MY PLEASURE! In my daily haze of inventory, special ordering, training new staff, halloween, and personal life awesomeness… I TOTALLY forgot.  I know, I’m surprised too.  But its like xmas morning every time I forget!

I had been blabbing (again) about wanting a Wahl, while simultaneously on the website looking to spend my $25 certificate from the Anal State contest, and I was thinking of just buying a Wahl.  When MyPleasure sent a tweet/email telling me I could review it.  I staired dumbfounded at the screen, and laughed.  I couldn’t believe it was going to be that easy.  Then, on the flip side, OH SO DIFFICULT because now I don’t know what to spend the $25 on again. *grumbles* haha.

The lovely MyPleasure tried to tell me I could still buy it, but I said “ha. haha, freebee that sucker on the pronto” – and tada! It came today, much to my delight.

I’ve longed for a Wahl for some time now, probably around the same time I became wise to plug in vibes, which honestly feels like a lifetime ago already.  When I unwrapped it from the brown shipping box, I just looked at the boxed packaging for a minute.  Happy, delighted, and shocked that I finally had one.

It sat on the counter, staring at me for almost an hour… and then I opened it and plugged it in.  Low didn’t impress my little fingers, so I smirked and turned it on high… yes… yes… that’ll do it, I thought. Jeeze it IS quiet, I thought. Then I looked at the clock.  Le Sigh… just 7.5 hours to go till Wahl and I are home.

The cord length is alright, nothing an extension cord can’t fix; but really where am I going to go with it right now?  This “vag modulator” is all mine for now!  The stimulation caps are funny, and big, bigger than I thought they were… I already picked out one that I’m going to use first (the nipple lookin’ one)!

Sitting here in damp panties,

Jane

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You turn them on, and off, and they have one speed.  This one has a waterproof ring and still only takes 1 AA battery.   It also has a cover for it so you can insert that piece (you can’t normally insert pocket rockets, they’re made for clitoral stimulation).  The extra piece can also be used to stimulate yourself during sex – it gives the toy some extra reach so your hand isn’t in the way.

The Pocket Blaster comes in a plastic pop card packaging (pretty standard) with a folded sheet of info on the toy.  If you open it, they’ve also included the other products in the Penthouse Secrets Collection.  That is quite handy if I happen to like this toy… I can stick with the same line easily because all of the products are listed.

This isn’t my first pocket rocket, nor is it going to be my last.  I can tell you though, that it wasn’t my favorite.  I put a fresh battery in it and the speed wavered.  So I tried an old battery, and it did the same thing.  I put both batteries in another toy, and it wasn’t an issue with battery power.  I hope it was just the pocket blaster that I was sent.  Plus, it was loud.  This must be one of the loudest pocket rocket type toys I’ve ever held.  If you want this toy, there is no sneaking around with it.

Even being possibly faulty, I hummed away to orgasm, because how can you just start a project like this and not finish?  I know I can’t.  But to call this rocket magical would be dishonest of me.  I put the “super soft tip” on Pocket Blaster to see what it felt like… and it was soft and it did muffle the sound a tad… but the noise was still distracting.  I felt very, meh.  But my tastes have changed over the years, so, I guess Penthouse is just going to have to try harder to make my vagina happy.

In Conclusion: It wasn’t the best, and it wasn’t the worst… it is what it is.  I could also be very bias because pocket rockets just aren’t my fav.

Rating: + – - – -

Special thanks to topco for sending me this toy!

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FINALLY an oral simulation vibrator, that doesn’t look like some weirdo tongue thing!

Then I saw exactly what SaSi was made out of, and what it could do:

Facts:

• Size: 5-1/4” x 2-1/4”
• Material: Silicone
• Voltage: 100-240v — adapter included for international use
• First charge: 2 hours
• Subsequent charges: 2 hours
• Run time on full charge: 2 hours

- here is a guided tour from Je Joue, take it, I’ll wait.

Cool hm?  Mouth watering? Panties too? Yea, the thought of SaSi in my hands (pants) did the same thing for me too.  Even after I received mine (in black), I charged it quickly and played with it at work with my fingers learning all of the controls.  By the time I got home, I was a semi-pro at using it AND it had a full charge.  I couldn’t arrange some alone time with SaSi quick enough.   Who knew I’d be let down even after the 5th time…?SaSi had everything going for it!  Silicone interchangeable covers, I didn’t get one in pink, rechargeable, and SMART.  C’mon!  It is able to be programmed to remember what you like and keep going – no tongue cramps here!  If you’ve ever picked up a DVD remote control you can work SaSi.  Middle button 2x is on, left and right control which direction the nub moves, and up and down control the speed/vibration.  Getting it into learn mode is even more simple (though time consuming).

I experimented with lube amounts, I like really wet oral sex so I figured I’d be a little liberal with the lube – but it wasn’t necessary.  I was able to get 3 very long uses out of the toy before the battery died… but I didn’t orgasm.

Being as determined as I was to have this toy work for me, you can only imagine my frustration when I couldn’t orgasm from SaSi alone.  I left it in the box for over a week to punish it until I came crawling back to try again… and again.  But it just wont do it.  The ball needs to stick out more, or even be a little bigger.  It is also takes up a bit of surface area on my vag; if I went to help it along by inserting another toy, they’d bump and cause me to jump.  Not good.

I tried pressing SaSi harder onto my vag, I tried kicking up the vibrations, closing my legs, spreading them as far as I could apart… blind folding myself, tingle gels, and nada.  It took me a few weeks, but I finally gave up on trying to have an orgasm with SaSi.  Masturbation for me is already a huge tease for me, and SaSi?  SaSi gave me girly blue balls.

A huge wet spot from teasing and licking and circling my aching clit, but no orgasm – I always flung it on a pillow and grabbed my hitachi and a glass toy, and even THAT orgasm wasn’t fun because I wanted SaSi to make me orgasm.  When I finally got into the mindset that SaSi was used for foreplay… my masturbation sessions became more pleasant.  I hope SaSi v2 has made the changes us reviews have griped about.  I mean, even I couldn’t believe all the sour tunes people were singing about this toy.

Cleaning the toy is easy, when you can finally get the darn cover off, I was scared of ripping mine at first.  Charging it could be a touch tricky too if you don’t lift the charge flap far enough.  Knowing these two things already puts you in a better position than I was in and it doesn’t become a problem.  Actually, I did know, I just chose to ignore it.  Don’t ignore the reviews, even if you have high hopes.  Keep them in mind, and if any toy works for you (that doesn’t work for anything I’ve reviewed) scream it from the roof-tops.  I’m not “wrong”, that particular toy that I didn’t love just wasn’t for me.  SaSi started as one, and finished not where I wanted to, but I got over it, changed my mindset and tada!  I still take it out from time to time when I need it.  I usually toss the boxes my toys come in, but I found a pretty funny use for SaSi’s … looks like I’ll never lose my remote again!

It took me way longer to write this review than it should have, but I needed to ride the wave to land before I bailed on SaSi too soon.

In Conclusion: If you decided to get a SaSi, keep the “foreplay” mindset and you’ll be golden.  Don’t start off your relationship with this toy the wrong way or it’ll leave a sour taste in your …mouth.

Rating: + + + – -

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This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!

Facts:

• Single speed vibe travels in purse
• Soft, rubbery tip with Silky Smooth case
• Powerful single speed vibrations with on/off button
• Waterproof
• Phthalate free
• 1 AAA battery not included

My first impressions were:

Wow that is a BIG lipstick.

Hm, that’s a funny looking top/cover.

Oooh, is the “lipstick” color, silicone? It looks soft like silicone.

(package opened)

Oo, it is coated, that’s a nice touch.

I wonder if it is rubber or silicone…

“rubbery coating, phthalate free”… it isn’t silicone.

What’s this sucker take? ah AAA, that’s standard.

Push button was a good idea; less ware and tare because you don’t have to twist it on and off.

(battery in)

Easy enough; I put the battery positive side up (nipple up) into the lipstick end instead of the base end, it is always easier to get it closed that way.

(toy on)

Hmm… buzzy.  Buzzy, but a strong buzzy.

-Touch it to nose, earlobe, between the fingers, hold open/close in hand = sensitivity, pinpoint, strength, and noise tests.

(put the cap on)

Repeat sensitivity, pinpoint, strength and, noise tests.

Hmm… feels good with the cap on too, the cap has some possibilities as well.  It scoops, maybe it’ll be like a mini buzzy Clitoral Hummer.

“Contoured cap is easy to remove even with lube on your fingers” so says the package.  Let’s see about that…

(lubes up with both the M and F lubes for the Penthouse Couple’s Make Love lube)

Alright, you CAN get the cap off with lubey fingers.

ah, well, its wet… my fingers are full’ov lube… time for the real test!

(testing… testing… )

It feels better than the Grrl Toyz Lipstick Vibe because of the rubber on it, I can say that much.  I find that sort of odd, since Grrl Toyz is distributed/made by Topco too.  I turned it on and off for a while because it got a little warm; I didn’t want to kill it.  Gave me an orgasm, but only because I was at it for so long… not a frustrating long time… but it wasn’t rumbly bass vibe enough for my liking.  If you’re a quicky buzzy treble vibe person, you should be all over this one.  I really dug the texture, so many lipstick vibes out there are ultra smooth plastic, I’m not really a fan of that at all.

It was also nice with the cap on, it has the ability to cup/cover your clit a little and it isn’t too much less strong.  On second thought, the cap almost creates another “strength” if you think of using it that way.

First seeing it, it reminded me of all those stuck up women who refuse to admit they think vibes are intriguing and would use one if they somehow got their hands on one (bachelorette gift, bday gag gift, random kris kringle…etc) because they’d almost never step foot in a brick and mortar sex shop.  THIS would be a good vibe to get that woman.  They’ll laugh, or get offended, it might even sit in their hidden spot in the house for a month… but they will eventually get curious and turn it on… and *gasp* use it and *double gasp* like it.

In Conclusion: If you need a quicky buzzy vibe to buy, if you’re a beginner, if you don’t know what to get a friend, really like girly things or need an incognito vibe … you can certainly start here.  I think I saw it cheapest on Amazon.com ($10), and as much as $25 on other websites, it is really easy to pick up for yourself even on a budget.

Rating: + + + – -

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Facts:

• 7 function G spot massager with vibration and pulsation
• Soft rubber tip hits G-Spot
• Easy to use Simple Push-4- Play Button™ controls speed and pulsations
• Separate on/off button
• Water resistant
• Phthalate free
• 2 AAA batteries not included

This is the second toy from the Sinclair Institute line that I opened, and yep, I still dislike the packaging.  Now that I carry a bunch of them in my store (the packaging doesn’t work for me, but some of the toys did) I’ve decided I hate the packaging almost as much as I hate the Dr. Berman’s line of packaging.  The boxes, just aren’t doing it for me.  There is barely a pic of the item on the box, and the window is NOT big enough to see the toy… at least I can hang these.  The first thing people do is OPEN the box, which is frowned upon!  I have to play ‘beat’em to the punch’, it is a fun game but I grow tired of it easily.  Please, please, change the boxes. PLEASE.

Alright, on to the toy itself.  The Gia is sleek and cute, I like the white/teal combo and the silicone coating on the end, the friction feels really good against my G Spot and is a nice contrast compared to the smoothness of the rest of the toy.  The vibrations are a strong buzz, and Gia is moderately quiet; it passed the “can you hear me in the next room” test (no).  I can feel the difference between the 7 functions, but anything more than 4 functions for me is annoying to cycle through in my opinion.  Do we really need 7 functions if the toy has a few good speeds and is shaped just right?  I guess we do because toys with 12+ functions exist.

What I do love, as I love on any toy, is the separate on/off button!  ALL toys should include this button. Period.

In the end, it was fun to play with Gia, and I like using this toy to warm up for more solo G Spot play, but alas, no squirting.  These curved toys just make it really hard to thrust.  I recommend using curved toys to locate your G Spot because the curve tends to seek out the G Spot quickly and places pressure on the spot better than your own curved fingers can.

In Conclusion:  If you’re having trouble finding your G Spot, get a Gia, it would help.  If you want to squirt, you can try this toy, maybe you’ll have better success that I did.

Rating: + + + + -

Minus 1 for the box, to me it is important, if I was in a store I’d like to see what it is.  Pictures, just don’t cut it.

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Battle for the Booty III by Biryl

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

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Editor’s Pick

• Jewel of the Sea – Review of the Octopussy Glass Tentacle Dildo(aka Fetish Fantasy Series Icicles No. 24) by True Pleasures

Looking like a cross between a creature of the deep and Cinderella’s sparkly glass slipper, the Octopussy is much different than the rest of my tentacle sex toys. The suckers are actually just bumps and there is a crease down the middle like you would see if you try to fold your tongue in half length-wise. Also, there’s some veining on the underneath that reminds me of a leaf.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Tybo Europa by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Fun Factory Spring by Mistress Kay
• Fun Factory Spring by D
• Vida Urja by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Couture Collection Bliss by Isabel0329
• Le Reve by Kit O’Connell
• Hitachi Magic Wand by Kate
• Harmonia by Jessie Beth
• Symphony by Jessie Beth
• Natural Contours Bon Bon by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Death By Orgasm Scorpion by Jessie Beth
• Cal Exotics Sassy Swirl by Kynky Kytty
• Papaya Toys Candy Stick by Holly
• Chippendales Diva by Essin’ Em
• Fun Factory Bubbles by Lucid Obsession
• Mystic Wand by Ginger Leigh
• Tantus Leisure by Sammi
• Xtreme Pack Gspot by TitsMcScandal
• Oasis Dilator Set & Berman Vibrating Dilator Set by Joan Price
• Solar Bullet by Elodie
• Fun Factory Delight by Marilyn

Dildos

• Dai-Do #5 by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Dai-Do #6 by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Tantus Curve by Mistress Kay
• Tantus Curve by Elodie
• njoy Pure Wand by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• njoy Eleven by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• The Gal Pal by Jessie Beth
• Octopussy by True Pleasures
• Wet for Her Two by Epiphora
• Fun Factory Curve by Femenina Deliciosa

Anal Toys

• Don Juan by Sammi
• Vixen Creations Buddy by Femenina Deliciosa

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Egg by Lucid Obsession

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Good Clean Love by buzzvibe
• Good Clean Love by Kate
• Jystem JO Lavender Massage Glide by True Pleasures
• Emerita Oh Warming Lube by Lucid Obsession
• Sweet Beauty Chocolate Massage Oil by Femenina Deliciosa
• System Jo Juicy Pineapple by Femenina Deliciosa

BDSM/Fetish

• Liquid Latex Kit by Mystress Lady Evyl
• Nipple Charmers by Lucid Obsession
• Sportsheets Neck and Wrist Restraint by Mistress Kay

Adult Books/Games

• Dare… To Try Bondage by Mistress Kay
• Oral Sex He’ll Never Forget by Kynky Kytty
• The Sweetest Kiss by Sammi
• Slave to Love by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Rough Sex 2 by Epiphora
• Pole Dancing Divas by Mistress Kay
• Matinee by Kate
• Nina Hartley’s Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party by Jessie Beth
• Fucking Machines #22 by J.D. Bauchery
• Fuck Me in the Bathroom – Quadrupled by The Porn Librarian
• Erica McLean’s Alice by FrzKey
• The Signal by J.D. Bauchery
• Crash Pad 4: Rope Burn by Jessie Beth

Lingerie

• Lexus Halter and Panty by Evil Poptart

Storage

• Sugar Sak by Mistress Kay
• Corsette Storage Bag by Mistress Kay

Miscellaneous

• Sportsheets I Like It Doggie Style by Laura
• Sailor Soft Pack by Missy
• Durex Avanti Ultima by Joanna Cake

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This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!

I’ve had a few of those Panty Pal contraptions, I’ve also tried on my fair share of vibrating panties, and the Invisi-Vibe seems to be a mix of the two.  It fits in my hand, and the vibe itself is pretty quiet, but it is positioned on the outside instead of the inside where it would be closer to my clit.  I turned on the mini bullet and it transferred the vibrations good enough, so I did the next logical thing I could think of.

I called my friends to find out what they were doing, one of them was headed to an out door drinking thing at a marina, I was promised good sangria and better conversation – so I stuck the Invisi-Vibe in my panties and out I went.  I was going to wear stretchy pants, but there was a noticeable bulge, so I opted for jeans.  I was too worried about it falling out of my panties if I wore a skirt, it is a little bulky once you stick it down there and walk around… the last thing I wanted was a shift the wrong way and BOUNCE there goes my panty vibe.

It’s a bit fun having a sex toy in your pants, makes me excited knowing I have a dirty secret, but I HAD to make sure I tested the toy the right way.  Of course I told my ride what my new toy was, and how it works… and then I turned it on.  There isn’t a discreet way to do so, unless you excuse yourself to the bathroom.  He said he didn’t hear it unless he was listening for it, that it just sounded like a faint buzzing of something electronic on, a weak cell phone in a purse, MAYBE, if it is quiet enough to listen for it.

Facts:

• Vibe’s contoured curves work with her anatomy to keep vibe in place
• Removable, 3 speed, Push-4-Play, Silky Smooth bullet
• Pleasure bumps enhance sensations
• 3 speed bullet can be used alone or with the toy
• Water resistant
• Phthalate free
• 2 AG5 batteries included

For being so small, the bullet gives a good buzz.  But that’s it.  It is buzzy, and as suspected, since the vibe is on the outer side of the toy, it isn’t incredibly strong.  I can forgive the strength though.  When it comes to bullets, small & buzzy usually means quiet.  Stealthy is good when it comes to something you’re nearly expected to wear out of the house.

I don’t know about you, but if I’m out, partying, or shopping… I can’t orgasm.  I already knew that night would be stimulating and a little frustrating, but at least I had a smile on my face.  The bumpy ridge was nice, but I wish it was doubled so I can slide my clit between it, that would have been really nice.  I tried turning it upside down half way through the night to see if the pressure from the ridge would do anything, but it kept sliding to the side.

When I got home to do some inspecting on how stimulated I was, I can honestly tell you that the Invisi-Vibe does a great job at stimulating.  It does a good job of being your dirty secret. Do I wish it was a little thinner? Stronger?  Sure, but who can actually have an orgasm out and about?  I think the toy did its job.
Invisi-Vibe sat in the box for a few weeks after that night, my time with it was over.  The vibe grew weak because it runs on those little cell batters (ugh), so I knew I’d have to hunt the batteries down again if I wanted to use it a second time.

I was cleaning out my “used once” box of toys recently to see if there was anything in there to give to a friend or throw out and I came across the toy again.  I was about to throw it out and a thought came to me what if I ditched the bullet and used the toy to just rub myself with? The bumps on the ridge were mighty nice… oo… check that out… my finger fits in the hole perfectly…

I admit, it did feel nice with a little lube (I used a Kama Sutra Love Liquid in Warming Cinnamon), TADA!  I think it was actually a better use for the toy!  The hole for the bullet vibe is big enough to stick another mini bullet in there, so I tried putting a different vibe in it and continuing to rub my vag with it.  I enjoyed using the Invisi-Vibe much more this way than just leaving it in my panties.  It built me up to have a nice little orgasm, nothing to write home about, but an orgasm nonetheless.

In Conclusion: It isn’t my favorite toy, but give it a try, just be warned that it could be a little bulky, and the bullet is buzzy.

Rating: + + – - -

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They’re cool, they’re a great place to start (pocket rockets that is), they have one speed, they take 1 battery, you can travel with them, and they’re made for beginners and pros alike… they’re easy to hide, I could go on and on about the positive ways a simple pocket rocket can change your life.

When I received the follow up email, I was a little sad.  I hadn’t realized how symbolic that little toy really is, especially in this case.  MyPleasure is sponsoring the very first Nation Sex Toy Day on November 4th!!

“Sex Toy Day is a day dedicated to educating the American public and getting them talking about how sex toys can or have changed their lives. We’re trying to help remove some of the taboo around the subject. And while we know that most of you are pretty excited about sex toys, we know that lots of other people still think they’re pretty icky. But with your help we can change peoples’ attitudes.

But the really exciting thing is that we’ll be giving away 1,000 MyPleasure Waterproof Pocket Rockets … absolutely free! And when I say absolutely free I mean people won’t even have to pay for shipping. They just enter their address (we do not sell addresses and we will not mail them unsolicited promo materials) and we ship them out discreetly. It’s really as simple as that. We’re trying to get people to try sex toys with no strings attached to see what they’re missing and to get folks talking.”

A FREE toy, that’s right.  Whether you have 100 toys, or 0… all you have to do is go to the website www.SexToyDay.com and enter your address.  Period. That’s it.

If you want to be a part of the movement, tell a friend.  Talk toys. Tweet it, Facebook it, if you’re a blogger – hit up the blog carnival.  If you support the cause, they’ll support you by adding your logo to the sponsors page too!

In honor of National Sex Toy Day, I’ll be reviewing as many toys as I possibly can from now till then – wish me luck!

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Him: “What an odd looking …thingie”

Her: “Yea, I wonder what it does”

“I… I think it is supposed to go around my dick?”

“I thought it was a clit stimulator”

“You think EVERYTHING is made for your twat!”

“Haha, I was kidding *smile*… How does that thing go on you?”

“I don’t know, I can’t figure out if the scoop is for me or you”

” -laughing-”

“But I think it is for my taint”

“-laughing- taint…”

“-laughing- I’m going to ask”

It couldn’t have been more perfect honestly.  That convo actually happened the week that MyPleasure.com decided to do a little Tantus review offer to us bloggers.  I could have gone for pieces made for me, but after over hearing that convo in my store that week and convincing the dude to try out the Tantus C Sling, I decided to pick that one to review.

BUT JANE! YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK! NO FAIR!

I know, I know, but this is where being my friend becomes a benefit to those around me!  This time, the lucky lab rat Stunt Cock was my new male employee, let’s call him AB.

Before I told him I was getting a package from @My_Pleasure I told him all about the ring.  I told him how big it was (2-1/2″ length of extension; 1-3/4″ diameter of ring) and told him why it was so big, how to put it on (balls first, then penis, apply a bit of lube to help the process), and how it was made to help him last longer (AB assured me that isn’t an issue), and how his orgasm will hopefully be stronger.  Needless to say, he was stoked to try it out.

What he doesn’t know is all Tantus products are 10% off thru Oct 31st with MyPleasure.com!

AB and I shared these exchanges about the 100% silicone, (his is red) C Sling:

AB: “This thing hurts going on, but I used some lube after a bit”

JB: “After a bit? I told you to use lube, scroll up”

“oooh… you did… well, test 1 was pretty cool, I think I need to use it again to give you a better idea, so far the scoop isn’t doing much, but my orgasm was better.  It is a little distracting, but I’m new to this thing”

“The C Sling by Tantus”

“Right, I have to get the names down better, thanks… stay tuned for the next try! I can’t wait! I should use the C Sling with my Fleshlight too”

“Yea! Go for it!”

And then I waited. But not for too long, convo happened the next day.

AB: Ok, the C Sling is good. It works!

JB: How so? Orgasms were better? Put some pressure on your taint? Please tell me it was like a “bra for your cock” like I’ve read!?

AB: It works, and yea.  Things are different, I feel it now.  The lube definitely helps get it on, it is a must.  Haha, it does offer support which is different. I like it.

A few days later…

AB: Yea, I don’t want to leave home without it.  I don’t feel the massager piece doing much, but it is there and I guess it makes a difference.  My lady likes it too.

JB: What makes it a “don’t leave home without it” item, if you don’t feel feel the massager much?

“I like the way I feel fuller and the way it is really tight around me.  I like the pain kinda, and I think my balls are a little big so it is a tight fit.  The constricted fullness is what does it for me.  I like the tickler underneith but I feel like its pointless or its just there.

Maybe if it was curved upwards more instead of straight out – I might feel it much better.  Sometimes I try to push it into me more from behind to see what it does but to me, but nothing happens.  Someone else might feel it better than I do, but I’m not sure.”

“Well, they do make a ring version of it too”

“Oh, ok! Cool, you definitely got me thinking! Thanks for the ring, I’m going to use it again later anyway- haha”

“So, it is a keeper for the arsenal or would you pass it on?”

“If I had a whole collection and someone didn’t skeeve a hand-me-down…”

“Oh, you can boil to disinfect it, it becomes brand new again”

“I’d pass it up, but I like it enough for now”

There is guys, the ring gives a fuller feeling by using constriction, and it could hurt a little going on if you’re unaccustomed to silicone cock slings.  He didn’t much feel the taint tickler, and he hasn’t turned it around yet BUT all in all, it is a keeper for your arsenal.

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[MyPleasure.com]We’re so excited about the JimmyJane Form 3 and we wish we could give everyone one just to see how fun and innovative it is. Unfortunately that’s just not possible if we want to stay in business. But we can give one away to one extremely lucky person.

Excuse me? A FREE Jimmy Jane Form 3? SIGN ME UP!

According to the contest I have to join the newsletter (check), join the twitter and facebook (double check), tweet about it every day (24/7 check) and write a blog post (check!) and say what I would do for a Form 3; I can comment as much as I want but I’m going to limit myself to 10.  So, here are the 10 things I would do for a Form 3 with some reasons WHY I NEED a Form 3.

1.  I would write a toy review and make sure I submit it to the Pleasurists; this way news gets out that I have a Form 3, and it goes into a community of sex toy lovers who will hear about me winning (hopefully/ jealously) and will want to buy one for themselves.

2.  I would make a 6 course meal dedicated to the Form 3 and invite my favorite toy connoisseurs.  Because a 3 course just isn’t enough, and there would be truffles and gold flake involved.  I promise it will be spectacular. Pics to come?

3.  I need this toy because it brings me back to when I would buy silky panties and lightly finger my clit over them, there is just something about a single, thin, tantalizing layer between my own finger and my clit.  For whatever reason, I stopped masturbating like this and I would LOVE to try it with the Form 3.  So, until I win, I’m going to resist buying myself the perfect pair of panties to bring this old habit back.

4. I vow to only use the Form 3 to masturbate for a solid week straight.  Those of you who know about my collection, and my obsession with certain toys will find this VERY hard to believe.

5.  I like the idea of this toy so much, if I win, I’d let @My_Pleasure send it to me in… pink.  Those of you who know my hatred for pink toys will scoff and call me a sell out.  BUUT I’ll have a Form 3, and you wont. :p

6.  If I EVER grow tired of the Form 3, which, I highly doubt.  I promise to pass my fortune forward using the Toy Swap Network. There is no need for this toy to end up in the misfits drawer of my collection, it should ALWAYS get lovin’.

7.  I would create one of those fun ” how many times can you find the sex toy” pictures using the Form 3.

8.  In my collection, there are some pretty cool sex toys, but I have yet to get a JimmyJane.  I wasn’t impressed with the company till the Form 6, and 2 came out… I think the Form 3 would be an excellent start.

9. I would dye part of my hair to match the Form 3, I’ve been itching to do something different, this could be a good reason!

10. I would take pics of the Form 3 in all sorts of fun places like the SI Ferry, Manhattan, the gym I go to, and other famous or fun places.  In a “Flat Stanley“ sort of way :)

Since I’m sooooooo cool, I’m going to share with you how to enter the contest for yourself! After the cut of course!

Edited to Add: I WON !!! YIPPEE !!!!!

This sex toy is perfect for couples who want to add a bit of spice to their lovemaking by combining vibrations with finger movements and pressure in a whole new way. It’s also great for using alone with it’s pinpoint accuracy that you control. It’s completely waterproof and submersible so take it in the bath with you or a romantic romp in the pool. It’s rechargeable so you don’t have to worry about batteries and it’s lockable for ease of travel. It’s just an all around amazing toy.

So in the spirit of Klondike Bars I want to know what you would do for a JimmyJane Form 3. We’re not going to actually ask you to do these things, but we want to know the lengths you would go. Get creative and have fun with it! Make us laugh. Leave a comment with your answer. Each comment will earn you one entry in the contest. You can make as many comments as you want, but they have to be creative and original (no stealing ideas from other commenters).

Other ways to earn points:

1. Tweet about the contest daily: What would you do for a #form3? @My_Pleasure wants to know – http://om.ly/uOjV
2. Like us on Facebook and then write on our wall letting us know you want to win a Form3.
3. Subscribe to our newsletter and then leave a comment here to let us know. I will verify email addresses so make sure to use a real one :)
4. Write a blog post about why you want the Form 3 and what you would do for it making sure to link to MyPleasure and the contest blog post. Once finished, leave a comment here with a link to your blog.

Rules: Contest only open to US residents 18 and over who do not work for or are contracted under MyPleasure or Sawhorse Enterprises. Winner will be chosen at random, but the more entries into the contest you make, the better your chances.

Twitter entries are once daily ONLY. If you tweet more than once per day, you will get no entries for that day. When tweeting you must have a public account and include #form3,@My_Pleasure, and a link to the contest.

Contest ends 11:59PM PST on September 30th and the winner will be announced the following week.

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I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.

That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now.  Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer.  I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try.  The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance.  After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others.  This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight.  oops?

Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared.  My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer.  To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try.  Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer.  I still have no real idea why.  I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.

Facts:

• love nub
• scooped head
• multi-speed
• made of ABS plastic
• 2 AA batteries
• 6.5”x 1”/17 cm x 3 cm

Its a vibrator with a scooped head to cradle your clit with, and it says “love nub” for GSpot stimulation, but skip that and just use it if you like to pinpoint clitoral stimulation.  It does have quite a hum, nothing out of the ordinary if you are used to the rattle of a cheapy toy.  This one is the “original” and it is made by CalExotics.

I think they need to make 2 more versions of it:

1.  Coat it in a thin bit of amazing silicone.

2.  And make one of them have mini ridges or bumps in the scooped head.

Placing it on my clit does the job, but I find myself rubbing the scoop’s edges over my clit as well begging for some kind of texture.  I know there are other different Clitoral Hummers out there, but I haven’t tried them and I’m quite fond of the motor this one has.  It gives off that rumbly offset weight bass-y vibration I like, I’m not a fan of the treble buzzy vibrations.

I wouldn’t change much because I fear if they tried to make the toy more quiet, they’d fuck with the motor or some other integral part of the toy and then I wouldn’t like it anymore.   I can’t stick it in my butt like the Anal T, and that is fine, and it isn’t compact like the Anal T, and that is fine too.  I like it (mostly) just the way it is.

Rating: + + + + +

The people at CalExotics didn’t send me this one to review.

I did it as a freebe because the Hummer was worth a long, over-due, try.

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Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.

As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator.  I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it.  Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.

Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it.  If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements.  If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.

The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.

The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer.  This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel.  TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone.  It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy.  So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.

Facts:

• Made of TPE
• 4 AAA batteries
• Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
• 90 Pleasure Beads
• Hot button for random function selection
• Waterproof
• Easy On & Off button

To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water.  Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.

To see the product out of the package & see what it could do….The toy sounds MUCH louder than it is because my camera picked up on it.

Sorry about the glare, I’ll pick a better spot to make the next vid!

I started with saying the toy is on the soft side, and show off the handy “waterproof” ring.  Then moved into the 3 shaft speeds and the 7 pulse settings (I miss counted, go ahead and make fun).  I did one setting at a time instead of turning the toy on together because you couldn’t hear the clit bullet over the whirring of the shaft (due to my camera’s sound pick up).  You CAN use the shaft and Bullet together.  There are three “ears” on the bullet to circle your clit with, thus the “triple kiss” in the name.

• Speed 1 and 2 are discernible from one another in the shaft, speed 3 is slightly faster than speed 2 but not by much.
• 1 low
• 2 medium
• 3 high
• 4 escalating
• 5 low pulse
• 6 high pulse
• 7 pulse pulse pulse puuuuuulse pulse pulse pulse puuuuulse
• Hot – if you click the hot button again, it’ll randomize what setting will come up next

The OFF button is quite handy for those of us who get sensitive after orgasm and need a quick way to turn the toy off.  Or get “caught” masturbating and need a quick off button as well.

Rating: + + + + –

One minus for being in the “too long” for me side.  If this was a ‘mini’ I probably would have given it a better shot.

So there it is, the Rhythm O triple kiss from Cal Exotics – THANK YOU for sending me another awesome toy – Since I didn’t use it, I might be giving it away.  So stay tuned!

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I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still.  We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)

Facts:

• Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
• Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
• Multi-speed controller
• 30″ cord (76 cm)
• Phthalate free
• 2 AA batteries not included

As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too.  So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general.  It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others.  AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around.In comparison to the other two flicker bullets, I say “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”.

The GGGRO-FTV-B is the right size if you want to tease yourself and like a light touch on your nipples, clit, vaginal opening, balls, cock etc.  It also isn’t too noisy as bullets tend to be.  The controller is easy to use, and there is a light on the remote which helps you determine if your batteries are new/old and what speed the bullet is on.

The battery compartment is easy to get into, but the controller seems a little flimsy, it doesn’t have that extra “lock” that is on some battery compartments just like it.  Mine didn’t open or cause any problems, so that is easily overlooked.

They also overlapped the silicone dipped cover (which DOES glow in the dark) over the cord which reinforces the cord to the bullet; making the toy last longer against any kind of abuse you put your toys through.  The overlap also makes the toy easier to clean.  Without any nooks and crannies for water to get in, you’re less likely to ruin it.

I use a babywipe for quick cleaning, a toy cleaner, dial soap, or even a 10% bleach solution on my toys depending on the material – cleaning is VERY important.

This bullet compared to the other two, isn’t as powerful.  I usually go for the Penthouse Flicker over the 7x because I personally don’t need pulsey speed settings and just need the vibe to be on the strong side (even though the later two bullets are neck and neck for strongest flicker bullet in my book).

Conclusion: Is this bullet still worth getting if the other two are “better” in my opinion – yes.  Just because I like power, doesn’t mean you do.  The different colors are welcome too, and if you keep your toys in a semi transparent/transparent box – this one is easy to find in the dark.

Rating: + + + + -

It could have easily become my favorite flicker to date, but it just didn’t have the power.

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