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Review: Lickety Split Lipstick Vibe

Posted by on 10/28/10 at 12:00 pm

If you’re paying attention, you’ll know that I am going to try to do as many toy reviews as I can till National Sex Toy Day!  It might get a little crazy, but it is one of the few ways I can help raise awareness for the awesome event that MyPleasure has sponsored.  They’re even giving away Free Sex Toys for the event.  I’m all for a free sex toy, free is for me.

This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!

Facts:

  • Single speed vibe travels in purse
  • Soft, rubbery tip with Silky Smooth case
  • Powerful single speed vibrations with on/off button
  • Waterproof
  • Phthalate free
  • 1 AAA battery not included

My first impressions were:

Wow that is a BIG lipstick.

Hm, that’s a funny looking top/cover.

Oooh, is the “lipstick” color, silicone? It looks soft like silicone.

(package opened)

Oo, it is coated, that’s a nice touch.

I wonder if it is rubber or silicone…

“rubbery coating, phthalate free”… it isn’t silicone.

What’s this sucker take? ah AAA, that’s standard.

Push button was a good idea; less ware and tare because you don’t have to twist it on and off.

(battery in)

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Review: Sinclair Institute’s Gia

Posted by on 10/28/10 at 10:00 am

During Battle G Spot, I’ve been keeping a few toys in rotation and I’ve just about given up on curved toys.  I am pretty sad about this because they are awesome at locating said G Spot.  The Sinclair Institute’s Gia is no exception to this “purely curved toy” (that vibrates) movement that has been taking place over the last couple of years.

Facts:

  • 7 function G spot massager with vibration and pulsation
  • Soft rubber tip hits G-Spot
  • Easy to use Simple Push-4- Play Button™ controls speed and pulsations
  • Separate on/off button
  • Water resistant
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AAA batteries not included

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Pleasurists #101

Posted by on 10/27/10 at 10:14 am

Battle for the Booty III by Biryl

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #100? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #102? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday October 31st at 11:59pm PDT. Have you entered the 100th Edition Celebration Giveaway yet?

Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Looking for sexy posts other than reviews?

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Editor’s Pick

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Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

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Review: Sinclair Institute Invisi-Vibe

Posted by on 10/26/10 at 12:00 pm

If you’re paying attention, you’ll know that I am going to try to do as many toy reviews as I can till National Sex Toy Day!  It might get a little crazy, but it is one of the few ways I can help raise awareness for the awesome event that MyPleasure has sponsored.  They’re even giving away Free Sex Toys for the event.  I’m all for a free sex toy, free is for me.

This toy came to me via Topco, thanks!

I’ve had a few of those Panty Pal contraptions, I’ve also tried on my fair share of vibrating panties, and the Invisi-Vibe seems to be a mix of the two.  It fits in my hand, and the vibe itself is pretty quiet, but it is positioned on the outside instead of the inside where it would be closer to my clit.  I turned on the mini bullet and it transferred the vibrations good enough, so I did the next logical thing I could think of.

I called my friends to find out what they were doing, one of them was headed to an out door drinking thing at a marina, I was promised good sangria and better conversation – so I stuck the Invisi-Vibe in my panties and out I went.  I was going to wear stretchy pants, but there was a noticeable bulge, so I opted for jeans.  I was too worried about it falling out of my panties if I wore a skirt, it is a little bulky once you stick it down there and walk around… the last thing I wanted was a shift the wrong way and BOUNCE there goes my panty vibe.

It’s a bit fun having a sex toy in your pants, makes me excited knowing I have a dirty secret, but I HAD to make sure I tested the toy the right way.  Of course I told my ride what my new toy was, and how it works… and then I turned it on.  There isn’t a discreet way to do so, unless you excuse yourself to the bathroom.  He said he didn’t hear it unless he was listening for it, that it just sounded like a faint buzzing of something electronic on, a weak cell phone in a purse, MAYBE, if it is quiet enough to listen for it.

Facts:

  • Vibe’s contoured curves work with her anatomy to keep vibe in place
  • Removable, 3 speed, Push-4-Play, Silky Smooth bullet
  • Pleasure bumps enhance sensations
  • 3 speed bullet can be used alone or with the toy
  • Water resistant
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AG5 batteries included

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Remember, Remember the 4th of November because it is National Sex Toy Day!!

Posted by on 10/25/10 at 1:00 pm

Just the other day I was sitting at work, minding my own business (aka, I was all over twitter reading yours) and I got this hella “mysterious message” from my pal at MyPleasure.com asking me if I wanted a free toy.  I’ve already had several of them and figured “nah, I’m good, let someone else take it”.  But I couldn’t help to wonder WHY that particular toy, and what was so darn mysterious about it.  I mean, it was a regular nothing fancy, red, Pocket Rocket.  Been there, done that, had my fair share of them, and I’ve moved on.  I still sell them every day, and they aren’t going anywhere… any time soon.  So why a pocket rocket?  I know a few reasons, but there must be more to it.

They’re cool, they’re a great place to start (pocket rockets that is), they have one speed, they take 1 battery, you can travel with them, and they’re made for beginners and pros alike… they’re easy to hide, I could go on and on about the positive ways a simple pocket rocket can change your life.

When I received the follow up email, I was a little sad.  I hadn’t realized how symbolic that little toy really is, especially in this case.  MyPleasure is sponsoring the very first Nation Sex Toy Day on November 4th!!

“Sex Toy Day is a day dedicated to educating the American public and getting them talking about how sex toys can or have changed their lives. We’re trying to help remove some of the taboo around the subject. And while we know that most of you are pretty excited about sex toys, we know that lots of other people still think they’re pretty icky. But with your help we can change peoples’ attitudes.

But the really exciting thing is that we’ll be giving away 1,000 MyPleasure Waterproof Pocket Rockets … absolutely free! And when I say absolutely free I mean people won’t even have to pay for shipping. They just enter their address (we do not sell addresses and we will not mail them unsolicited promo materials) and we ship them out discreetly. It’s really as simple as that. We’re trying to get people to try sex toys with no strings attached to see what they’re missing and to get folks talking.”

A FREE toy, that’s right.  Whether you have 100 toys, or 0… all you have to do is go to the website www.SexToyDay.com and enter your address.  Period. That’s it.

If you want to be a part of the movement, tell a friend.  Talk toys. Tweet it, Facebook it, if you’re a blogger – hit up the blog carnival.  If you support the cause, they’ll support you by adding your logo to the sponsors page too!

In honor of National Sex Toy Day, I’ll be reviewing as many toys as I possibly can from now till then – wish me luck!

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Review: Tantus C Sling

Posted by on 10/21/10 at 11:46 am

Him: “What an odd looking …thingie”

Her: “Yea, I wonder what it does”

“I… I think it is supposed to go around my dick?”

“I thought it was a clit stimulator”

“You think EVERYTHING is made for your twat!”

“Haha, I was kidding *smile*… How does that thing go on you?”

“I don’t know, I can’t figure out if the scoop is for me or you”

” -laughing-”

“But I think it is for my taint”

“-laughing- taint…”

“-laughing- I’m going to ask”

It couldn’t have been more perfect honestly.  That convo actually happened the week that MyPleasure.com decided to do a little Tantus review offer to us bloggers.  I could have gone for pieces made for me, but after over hearing that convo in my store that week and convincing the dude to try out the Tantus C Sling, I decided to pick that one to review.

BUT JANE! YOU DON’T HAVE A DICK! NO FAIR!

I know, I know, but this is where being my friend becomes a benefit to those around me!  This time, the lucky lab rat Stunt Cock was my new male employee, let’s call him AB.

Before I told him I was getting a package from @My_Pleasure I told him all about the ring.  I told him how big it was (2-1/2″ length of extension; 1-3/4″ diameter of ring) and told him why it was so big, how to put it on (balls first, then penis, apply a bit of lube to help the process), and how it was made to help him last longer (AB assured me that isn’t an issue), and how his orgasm will hopefully be stronger.  Needless to say, he was stoked to try it out.

What he doesn’t know is all Tantus products are 10% off thru Oct 31st with MyPleasure.com!

AB and I shared these exchanges about the 100% silicone, (his is red) C Sling:

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What Would You Do For A #form3? @My_Pleasure Wants To Know

Posted by on 9/17/10 at 11:38 am

[MyPleasure.com]We’re so excited about the JimmyJane Form 3 and we wish we could give everyone one just to see how fun and innovative it is. Unfortunately that’s just not possible if we want to stay in business. But we can give one away to one extremely lucky person.

Excuse me? A FREE Jimmy Jane Form 3? SIGN ME UP!

According to the contest I have to join the newsletter (check), join the twitter and facebook (double check), tweet about it every day (24/7 check) and write a blog post (check!) and say what I would do for a Form 3; I can comment as much as I want but I’m going to limit myself to 10.  So, here are the 10 things I would do for a Form 3 with some reasons WHY I NEED a Form 3.

1.  I would write a toy review and make sure I submit it to the Pleasurists; this way news gets out that I have a Form 3, and it goes into a community of sex toy lovers who will hear about me winning (hopefully/ jealously) and will want to buy one for themselves.

2.  I would make a 6 course meal dedicated to the Form 3 and invite my favorite toy connoisseurs.  Because a 3 course just isn’t enough, and there would be truffles and gold flake involved.  I promise it will be spectacular. Pics to come?

3.  I need this toy because it brings me back to when I would buy silky panties and lightly finger my clit over them, there is just something about a single, thin, tantalizing layer between my own finger and my clit.  For whatever reason, I stopped masturbating like this and I would LOVE to try it with the Form 3.  So, until I win, I’m going to resist buying myself the perfect pair of panties to bring this old habit back.

4. I vow to only use the Form 3 to masturbate for a solid week straight.  Those of you who know about my collection, and my obsession with certain toys will find this VERY hard to believe.

5.  I like the idea of this toy so much, if I win, I’d let @My_Pleasure send it to me in… pink.  Those of you who know my hatred for pink toys will scoff and call me a sell out.  BUUT I’ll have a Form 3, and you wont. :p

6.  If I EVER grow tired of the Form 3, which, I highly doubt.  I promise to pass my fortune forward using the Toy Swap Network. There is no need for this toy to end up in the misfits drawer of my collection, it should ALWAYS get lovin’.

7.  I would create one of those fun ” how many times can you find the sex toy” pictures using the Form 3.

8.  In my collection, there are some pretty cool sex toys, but I have yet to get a JimmyJane.  I wasn’t impressed with the company till the Form 6, and 2 came out… I think the Form 3 would be an excellent start.

9. I would dye part of my hair to match the Form 3, I’ve been itching to do something different, this could be a good reason!

10. I would take pics of the Form 3 in all sorts of fun places like the SI Ferry, Manhattan, the gym I go to, and other famous or fun places.  In a “Flat Stanley“ sort of way :)

Since I’m sooooooo cool, I’m going to share with you how to enter the contest for yourself! After the cut of course!

Edited to Add: I WON !!! YIPPEE !!!!!

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Review: Clitoral Hummer

Posted by on 9/3/10 at 3:25 pm

Remember that time I told you that you should give the unsung heroins, the underdogs of the nightstand a chance when I reviewed the Classix Anal T? Okgood, my mind wasn’t blown, but my new Waterproof Clitoral Hummer has replaced my Anal T in a few ways.

I set up my masturbation station, picked out a good movie, and on my tray was a Delight, the Hummer, a repeat offender SaSi and of course my Hitachi just in case nothing worked for me.

That same set up has been happening for over a week now, and I’ve had a SaSi and my Hitachi for a while now.  Funny thing is, I have a hard time moving past the Hummer.  I’ll get off a few times with it, and move onto something else for a half hearted try.  The same set up happens because the other toys aren’t getting a fair chance.  After a few days of this, I had to put it away and not take it out with the others.  This review was supposed to be about the Delight but if you haven’t noticed, this review is also late and NOT about the Delight.  oops?

Delight is a cool toy, don’t get me wrong, but I just haven’t cared.  My clit has been quite content with its new Hummer.  To make things clear, it has hung on my shelf for a while at the shop, I’ve read other reviews, I’ve seen all the hub-bub about it and it’s variants… but I just never bothered to give it a try.  Despite all the toys I have at home, I had an itch to pick out something new one day, and I took home the Hummer.  I still have no real idea why.  I wasn’t curious, the color didn’t get me (mine is white), the packegaing is hideous… anyway… I’m glad I took it home.

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Review: Rhythm O Triple Kiss

Posted by on 8/26/10 at 12:04 pm

Ok folks, it is time I try to vlog.  This is my first one, it was a little frustrating, I learned a lot, and from here on in – they will get better.

Here is the Rhythm O Triple Kiss in the package.

As you can see Cal Exotics sent me this “rabbit style” vibrator.  I’m not a huge fan of rabbits, and after handeling as many as I have, I can tell by just looking at it, I would not be in love with it.  Therefor I didn’t use it, and made a video of what I liked about the toy and didn’t.

Yes, I’m judging a book by its cover, and not to be a “snob” about what goes in my cooch, but I’ve been masturbating for a really long time and I didn’t want to “waste” this toy by using it myself knowing I wouldn’t < 3 it.  THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WONT LOVE IT. If you like what I say about the toy – go get it.  If not, pass it by. If you are a rabbit fan, this is a cool one to get because it is different than a traditional rabbit in it’s movements.  If you’ve never had a rabbit, this is also a cool toy because of the materials and versatility; especially if you enjoy deep penetration.

The packaging is clear with the description of the Rhythm O on it; which is helpful to customers because they can see what they are getting without any cardboard blocking their view and making it mysterious.

The Rhythm O is made out of TPE which is short for Thermoplastic Elastomer.  This is a polymer blend, textures can range between a solid silicone feel to a squishy jelly feel.  TPE is less porus than cyberskin but more porus than silicone.  It is still a high quality material, hypoallergenic and phthalate free… which means no solvents, no latex or softeners are in this toy.  So if you have sensitive skin, or highly allergic to the world – you can feel safe in giving this toy a try.

Facts:

  • Made of TPE
  • 4 AAA batteries
  • Over 21 Amazing patterns to create
  • 90 Pleasure Beads
  • Hot button for random function selection
  • Waterproof
  • Easy On & Off button

To clean it use an antibacterial toy spray or a soft soap like Dial and warm water.  Water based lubes are used with this toy, nothing else.

To see the product out of the package & see what it could do….

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Review: Glo-Glo a Go-Go Radioactive Orange Flicker Tip Vibrating Bullet

Posted by on 8/19/10 at 11:24 am

Isn’t THAT a mouthful? How about Glo-Go Orange Flicker Bullet; just a suggestion Topco.  I mean, how am I as a store manager supposed to fit ALL of that in Quickbooks and on a sticker to distinguish it from the other flicker bullets out there?

I’m mostly kidding, I have my ways, plus I’m pretty awesome at the whole Item# thing, but still.  We’re all just going to call it the Glo Orange Flicker or or the GGGGROFTVB; pronounced “the Gggro-ftv-b”. (If you haven’t seen Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs; go fuck yourself, THAT was a funny joke and you missed it.)

Facts:

  • Soft Flicker® tip on a vibrating egg
  • Super soft sleeve glows in the dark
  • Multi-speed controller
  • 30″ cord (76 cm)
  • Phthalate free
  • 2 AA batteries not included

As far as flicker bullets go, I’ve had the Topco Penthouse Secrets Cyber Flicker bullet, and the Climax Flickers 7x bullet made by them too.  So, you can say I’m a fan of flicker bullets and Topco in general.  It also should go without saying that I was happy to get this one to see how it measures up to the others.  AND it reminds me of Empire Records in an ORANGE kind of way, so I was happy to get one in orange and not yellow or green this time around.

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