Dear Jane <– Ask me a question, it’s totally anonymous.
So… A recently acquired friend of mine was telling me about this guy he knows (they’re in their 20′s for the record). His friend, although college educated, didn’t quite get the mechanics of how the body breaks down the foods we eat and they had a conversation that went a little something like this:
Guy: Yo bro, I’m going to drink so much milk today, this girl better watch out later! She’s going to need goggles!!
Friend: Wait, what? Do you really think when you drink milk, it turns directly into cum?
Guy: uh…
Friend: Just because they’re both whiteish, doesn’t mean your cum is milk… HAHAHAHAHAHA
Guy: :(
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If I was there, I would have told the guy if he wanted a bigger “pop shot”… to try this instead
1. Yes, drink more fluids, but that just helps your body anyway.
2. You want to eat foods that promote a healthy prostate, which creates the seminal fluid. Celery, cinnamon, proteins, green veges, pumpkin to name a few.
3. There are even vitamins that people are taking to help create that Peter North, Glazed Doughnut, larger amount of come… shot. Many xxx shops are carrying them. I was skeptical, but a Stunt Cock of mine said if you take them over time (even as short as a week) you’ll see a difference.
The next time you want to laugh at a friend, try and hold it in instead, and direct them here. I’ll save your friend some face, and you’ll both learn something!
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