Dear Jane: Your Short Q’s Answered

I get a lot of questions that are quick two sentence answers, here are a few examples!

Dear Jane,

Q: What is your favorite oral sex trick on a guy?

A: I like to slow down.  I love to give an amazing all hands involved, nothing goes untouched, full of eye contact, wet n’ warm bj… perfectly intense… and then slow down.  The sound you guys make when I do that, is so hot. That begging “please don’t stop..ook that’s good too” groan.  Yummy.

Q: I never got the male obsession with lesbianism.  Whole area of sex with nothing for them to do.  Explain it to me Jane.

A: I’m pretty sure it is because of two reasons. 1. In their state of lust, they forget lesbian doesn’t equal “bisexual”. 2. In their state of lust, they forget lesbian doesn’t equal “bisexual”.  So look for two BISEXUAL women, not two lesbians.

Q:  Why do I get erections so easily?  I’m 30 years old, but I have the reaction time of a high school boy!

A: Congrats! You’re very healthy! I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you probably don’t watch a lot of porno.  Or, if you do, your imagination is still very healthy as well.  Both are amazing feats, so keep tucking it up under the elastic of your boxers or tucking it between your legs and adjusting your seated position.

Keep’m coming!  Http://www.Formspring.me/SexpertJaneBlow

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Justin LiGreci

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  • Biggie McDick

    I’m getting older (48) but lately my morning erections have been harder and bigger than they have been for years. have you any ideas why?

  • http://twitter.com/SexpertJaneBlow @SexpertJaneBlow

    Morning wood, 9x out of 10, is caused by a full bladder. Stop drinking so close to bed time. :p

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