Fellas, I know it might sound incredibly obvious or incredibly awesome but DO NOT try to put your balls inside a girl…..
IT HURTS!!
Many years ago when I was young and adventurous, a friend sent me a 20 second porn clip. The movie started with a white girl upside down, neck on the floor, ass in the air, and a giant black cock in her asshole. The guy ejaculated and proceeded to pull his dick out only to reveal he was DP’ing her, ALL BY HIMSELF! After his penis slid out of her anus, his balls popped out of her vagina. It was quite the surprise!
Most people I showed it to were in awe and thought “That’s insane! Who would do that?”. All I thought was “Fuck, I gotta try that!”. Obviously this had to be discussed first, well planned, as to avoid accidental injury. “Yes doctor, I was shoving my balls, you know, my testicles, in her vagina…….why you ask? I saw it in a porno!”. Luckily it didn’t get far enough to cause lasting damage. Either my balls are huge, her vagina was tight, or this just doesn’t work at all because at the first moment of trying to shove one nut inside her it was WAY too much pressure and we aborted the mission.
I guess if the man has small testicles and/or the female is………loosened it could work, and maybe even be pleasurable. Who doesn’t like a little painful playful ball squeezing? I do! Chances are, unless you’re into heel stomping pain on your balls, YOU SHOULD NOT ATTEMPT TO PUT YOUR BALLS INSIDE A VAGINA.
“You’re breakin’ my balls Randy, you’re breakin’ my balls” – Eric Cartman
-The Silo
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