Every now and then our friends are quite inspirational. Today I bring you a doctored up re post of Phil Unofficial’s DAPS.tv post about Bras and Boobs. He came to the last JBwebsite meeting and this came up in conversation. I couldn’t help but to ask him to add in anything else he has learned so I could repost it for you.
Bra’s are a wonderful and frustrating lie piece of material. They are designed with a sole purpose to make a woman feel better about her breasts (most women think bras are uncomfortable). Now, I may be stepping on JaneBlow’s toes here, but I think this is something for the men to write about… Jane, feel free to critique my observations. Oh, and a quick side note, I am not knocking anyone’s body types. This is merely an observation by a very horny man!
Lets start with the average drop. A woman’s breast will drop approximately 2-4 inches when the bra is taken out of the equation. This drop pertains mostly to women with natural breasts and will not be a factor on MOST women with breast enhancements. Fake breasts usually have good support from the skin being tightened. However, like everything else, there are exceptions. The bigger the implant is, the more these rules apply. On to the study!
Now when “top cleavage” is introduced, it gets a little more complicated. Top Cleavage is the line that outlines the top of a woman’s breast. The deeper the line, usually means the lower the drop. (See Fig 1 & 2)
The next thing to notice is the Side Boob Crest. The SBC can only be seen from certain angles but it is a good indication of a significant drop. The same rule for top cleavage applies; the deeper the line the father the drop. (See Fig 3 & 4)
Hershey Kiss Tits are small and petite, but they are the least deceiving (Unless they have an outrageous pushup bra on). In this case you’re probably getting what your bargaining for. In rare cases you will get a below average drop, but there isn’t much room for deception in these cases. (See Fig 5 & 6)
This is where Phil gets NSFW due to little boobies and nipples.
On to sizing. I’m sure you have all heard the match it to fruit theory. I am more of a “hands on” person so to speak. If a breast looks like it can fit in the palm of your hand like you’re holding your mouse right now it’s an A cup. If you’re holding on to a softball – B cup. Now, C, in my opinion, is the golden size. It’s not too big, not too small, but I’m a man of variety, so I don’t really care when it comes down to it. A C cup would give you a solid grip with one hand on and enough excess to kiss around the nipple. A D gives you more than enough room for one hand and a mouth or a two-hand grip. A Double D allows you to have a double grip and a mouth on it.
Now, we’ve hit the trickiest part of our “judgment”. The nipple. Nipples vary and there is no sure way to determine a nipples size (unless it raining and the shirts cold and wet, then you may even get lucky enough to see the areola raise which is like looking through tracing paper). However, a general rule of thumb would be to assume the bigger the breast, the bigger the areola. AND typically with bigger the breasts get, the nipple will lower towards the bottom of the breast more because of the lift. Figure an A cup=a penny and a Double D=a sand dollar. But the nipple itself doesn’t follow any regiment, so you would just have to wait for cold weather and skimpy clothes.
Jane Blow Note: My brother told me that if you look at the color of a woman’s lips (on her face) and the rims of her eyes will help you determine nipple color. I haven’t put this one to the test yet.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, I am not a picky person. I think there is beauty in all shapes and sizes. I just don’t like to get my hopes up for one thing and find the truth is something quite different. I hope this handy little guide will find you well and help you on your future endeavors!
If you have something to say and would like to guest post like Phil here did, email me at sexpertjaneblow@gmail.com and we’ll see if we can make it happen. Normally I’d forward a post like this to The Bachelor Bible, BUT women need to know this too.
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