Liar, Liar PANTS ON FIRE!
Since the Jane Blow ladies are torn on the issue, we’re going to tell both sides of the story and let you decide what to do when you just can’t take the bad lay anymore. We agree on many things, this is one of the few we sit on opposite sides of the fence on.
PROS: If the sexual activity sucks, you just aren’t into the person, and you aren’t being satisfied you can easily fake it and it’ll be over. You can kick them out, and dispose as you see fit. End of issue. You’re left to blame them for not being a mind reader. Didn’t love the person, you just wanted to get off and you likely wont see them again anytime soon. Besides, its only a little white lie, who cares.
CONS: You sent that poor person back into the world to continue on their talentless act on another. Plus they have every right to because they THINK they’re a rock star in bed. That sucks. Its pretty dumb to fake it, and kind of mean too. And, well, not to forget, you’re left unsatisfied and stuck going back out or masturbating when you wanted great sex.
We’re going to blow some spots right now…
How to TELL if someone is faking it:
Watch and listen.
If your partner isn’t vocal or telling you exactly what to do – you will have to watch their body, and listen to their breathing and moans. If their skin is getting flushed, body is getting hot, nipples are hard, and is giving you a lot of “mmmmss” then keep going. Subconsciously they could be giving you hints and encouragement. If this isn’t working, hold their hand (they might squeeze it for when you’re in a good spot or they are close), or place your hand on their stomach/panty line– their muscles will flex as a reflex to good stimulation. Depending on how kinky the person is, you can also place a finger on their taint, it is another muscle that flexes and puffs up when you’re doing something good.
The body never lies. So watch for sweat, muscles tighten etc…
The sandwiches are actually SO MUCH BIGGER and far MORE awesome than her fake O.
We’re not saying it is YOUR personal responsibility to fix every bad lay that you come across (it is our job haha, seriously though come to our fun workshops!), nor are we saying to keep your selfish ways because they are appropriate. We’re just shining some light in the dark.
Have you ever faked it? Ever caught someone? Thought you were a rock star but then met someone who set you straight? Were you ever insulted that someone tried to “change” your technique OR were you elated to learn something new and sexy? Tell us your story!
<3 Jane
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