Look Ma! No Hands!!

Welcome to another awesome discovery in sex: The Touch Free Orgasm!!

WE SHIT YOU NOT!! Now as Jane Blow the team, we really didn’t believe it either, UNTIL one member of our team (yea, sometimes we “kiss and tell”) accidentally did it.  After much freaking out and saying “BUT I STILL HAD MY PANTS ON!”, (and several txts to each other) I decided to do a little research and find out how I managed to cream my panties while laying down and only THINKING about getting funky with myself.

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The key to unlocking this experience for yourself is the whole mind-body experience, known as Tantra.  In the tantric vocabulary this is known as a energy orgasm.  As I researched more I found out that its mostly common to receive one of these from a smooth talking man.  P.S Men get in on this cause it’s totally gonna save you some foreplay time if you can TALK a chick into an orgasm!!! Imagine the bragging rights!!
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Now, every site I’ve checked on to try and mimic this activity again (and you better believe I achieved it again too!!) gives anywhere from 10-15 steps to follow.  There are even books. I narrowed it down a bit to make it as idiot proof as possible, so ladies can get off without even touching the button of their pants. We knew Tantra is used to extend the male orgasm – it’s all you hear about.  Why isn’t there as much light shined on the tantric touch free orgasm, let alone helping the female orgasm?  IT IS NOT A MYTH!
STEPS:
  1. Lay down and get comfy, get your head all super horny and breathe deep. (I swear the steps say this) I just watched porn but hey whatever works for you! See how simple this is so far!?
  2. Arch your back and start doing kegel exercises.  Squeeze your pelvic muscles (the same ones you use to not pee yourselves) for 4 seconds, and release them for 4 seconds.
  3. When your starting to get that under control- time your exhales with your kegel muscles, it’s awkward at first but it works. Its simple once you get it, inhale and relax your muscle, exhale and contract them.
  4. Once you can do that as often as breathing, and all those dirty thoughts in your mind – keep going!
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Tips:
  1. When your body starts following your mind, it is the tantra technique starting to kick in, there’s the HUGE urge to stroke the little man in the boat, BUT DON’T. It’s cooler this way, and doing that defeats the Tantric purpose.
  2. Also, be patient, don’t think about it. Meaning, don’t put too much pressure on yourself or it wont work anyway. Just roll with it, it is supposed to be both relaxing and intense.
  3. If you can’t get it at first, it just means you must relax more, and besides… in worst case scenario (you don’t get it the first time) you get to practice some more !!

Got any more tips? Have you achieved the touch free orgasm? Have another good website for us?  SHARE HERE!!

<3 Jane

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  • BigMeanie

    Yeah, Jane – I want to see this in action! ;-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneBlow JaneBlow

    Hi Big Meanie! Fancy seeing you here!

  • BigMeanie

    You knew I’d show up eventually!

  • http://www.facebook.com/JaneBlow JaneBlow

    Maybe that is true… still cool when it happens though!

  • shannon blow

    We fucking rock, seriously !

  • http://www.givingwomenorgasms.com shannon blow

    oki i know i didn’t write my name in that post…..JACKKKIE, you got some splainin’ to do!

    not that i’m not proud…just kinda worried who is gonna be at a bar with me and remember this post
    Sorry, forgot to add great post! Can’t wait to see your next post!

  • BigMeanie

    Ummm… which bar and when?

  • http://www.condomelite.com CondomElite

    I am speechless and impressed with your experience. OMG you look so young and you know so much about it. But I definitely can understand having an orgasm just from TALK. Still I would rely on different products in addition to talk and muscle tension – http://condomelite.com/condoms/2009/08/21/6-best-orgasm-remedies-for-female-sexual-disfunction/.

  • http://www.dogandponyshowwebsite.com Jackie

    Hello Condom Elite! Thanks for stopping in! I was getting to those products in another post – I have SO MUCH to say, and only so much time to post. But wait and see ;) Thank you for the linking, it should ‘wet’ our readers appetites!

  • sham

    I once had an explosive orgasm after eating an entire packet of lorna doones.

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