Milk Money Remake (NSFW)

Melanie Griffith and Ed Harris were in a cute 1994 film about three boys trying to venture into manhood and find the one spot you can touch on a woman to drive her crazy.  After watching scrabbled porn, and thinking flash light orbs on their tree clubhouse looked like boobies…they saved their change, their “Milk Money“, ventured into the city (on bicycle). This quest led them to meet a prostitute, save some local wet lands, and find out that the one spot you could touch on a woman that would drive her crazy… was her heart.

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If you haven’t seen the movie, I’m sorry for the spoiler but it is a cute movie to just watch.

Why did I start with that?

Well… I’ll tell ya.  Sure, the heart is a magical place and when you L L Love one another, it makes everything oh so warm and yummy and… blah blah blah.  But it doesn’t really help you with the road map down there.  Ya know, her vagina…etc.

We’ve done a number of workshops (Blow Jobs  “Taking the Job Out” and, “The Vag-Tastic Voyage” for Cunnilingus) and no one is really interested in the heart.  They want a road map, and some short cuts.  Also, we’ve discovered that there is a surprising number of women out there who don’t know their own bodies as much as they should.  It is time to lay on your back with a hand mirror ladies, we aren’t kidding.

Instead of one spot, we are giving you four others today.  Whether you know them or not – this needs to be said – get to know them better!

BEFORE you get started:

1.  Forget 85% of what you’ve “learned” from porno. Most of it is a lie.  Just like Disney lies to girls.

2. This is where the ‘heart’ comes in.  Communication is important.  You may not LOVE doing all this reading, but you will LOVE the results.  So talk about sex, all the time, with anyone (especially your partner).

3. Genitals during the development phase in utero are the same until the Y chromosome and hormones start to kick in.  If the eggs was fertilized by a “Y sperm” the baby will be a boy.  If the egg was fertilized by a “X sperm” the baby will be a girl.  This is important to know because female genitals have matching parts to male genitals.

4. Trim your nails, wash your hands, and brush your teeth.

5. Make sure she is turned on and ready to go, because if she isn’t wet, get a little lube ready.

If you read all of that already – then you’ve passed the test, if you skipped to this point, then, well, at least your intentions are good.

1. Clitoris - is a woman’s semi automatic with one purpose so don’t underestimate its size.  It is an 8,000 nerve ending sexual pleasure powerhouse.  The clit is VERY sensitive when erect and should never be approached directly.  It has a protective skin over it called a ‘hood’ always stimulate this area over the hood… unless your partner says otherwise.  (Most women with “clit” piercings have their own parts wrong – they actually have their clitoral hood pierced.  If you don’t believe me, ask Paul @ I Prick U.  He is THE BEST piercer that we know.)

90% of women absolutely need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. Also refered to as “the little man in the boat” because if you look at a pussy, the clit does look like a little nub in a boat of labia folds.

Lick it, don’t flick it. Suck it, don’t bite it… unless asked to!  Rub it with lubed fingers…  listen to her “ooos” and “aaaas” you’ll figure out what she likes.

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2. Skene’s Gland aka U-Spot- is erectile tissue that surrounds the urethra.  Yes, erectile tissue.  If you’re paying attention we told you that women and men have congruent genitals.  A man’s penis gets erect, it is easy to see, they get the out door plumbing.  Where did that go in utero development though?  The clit gets erect, the surrounding areas engorge with blood thus becoming erect, inside of her too becomes supple and wet and engorged.  When not aroused a woman’s pussy is only 3″ deep – when fully aroused it could be up to 8-9″ deep.

Again, lick this area softly, pass your tongue over it in wide strokes and vary some of your finger rubbing techniques to include a few fingers passing over her entire vulva.  That is why that move feels good if you’ve done it in the past.

3. Graffenburg Spot aka G-Spot - is located about 3-4″ inside of the vagina and if she is on her back, then you will place your fingers (palm up) into her and curl them into a “come hither” motion.  It is actually the urethral sponge, and is akin to a male’s prostate.  Ladies, it is a tad difficult to reach it yourself but it can be done if you have long fingers.  Most just use a toy with a curve on the end.

Most of you know that if you stimulate this area just right, you can get a woman to squirt.  Most everyone can do it, but it takes patience, a skilled hand and the ability to let go.  It will feel like you have to pee, but it isn’t pee.  It is clear, taste/odorless fluid… akin to seminal fluid, without the semen.  Having towel handy is a good idea.  In most porno, that gush of fluid, is pee, or some water trick… many women do not squirt like Cytheria or Flower Tucci.  <— WARNING!! NSFW VIDEO!!.

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4.  Anterior Fornix Erogenous Zone aka AFE-Spot- Yea, say THAT 3x fast. This is another important spot; it located deep within the vagina below the cervix.  Some studies say this is another pace that is congruent to the male prostate.  This spot doesn’t suffer from post orgasmic sensitivity.  Meaning you can revisit this place quickly after a woman has an orgasm.

This spot is totally opposite the G-Spot.  AFE is deep within, and you will turn your palm face down if she is on her back using a scooping motion.  Just like it is impossible for you to lick your elbow, it is impossible for a woman to stimulate her own AFE spot.

This is why that deep long (dicking) penetration feels really good!

These are 4 of the thousands of tips and tricks Jane Blow knows, send in any questions you have about this article (or anything on your wonderfully perverted minds) or attend a Workshop and we’ll share our Sexpertise with you!!!

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  • Drew

    AWESOME!!! Learn something new everyday. So can you ladies write something regarding Kama Sutra positions and which ones are best for women/men(screw the women; figuratively and literally)

  • http://www.femaleclitoralstimulationtechniques.com Drew

    AWESOME!!! Learn something new everyday. So can you ladies write something regarding Kama Sutra positions and which ones are best for women/men(screw the women; figuratively and literally)
    OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi

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