It isn’t your tongue, boobs, or brain. Certainly isn’t a penis or vagina. Nope, Nope, NOPE.
It is your SKIN!
With the coming of summer there are many people out there excited to start shedding the winter layers and baring some skin. This is an exciting time of year for many, especially the sexually imaginative looking at your beautiful cleavage and wondering what you feel like in their bed. I just hope you (guys) realize that we’re lookin’ at you too.
But how do you get people to want to touch you? By having great skin. I could tell you which store bought lotions have worked for me, and which are clinically proven to blah blah blah, I could even remind you that I just did an Earthly Body post BUT I’m not going to.
Instead I’m going to tell you how to make your own so feeling good doesn’t break your bank and leave you smelling like a strawberry. Ladies love to feel a man’s muscles, and take in their man smell – if you smell like us it is a turn off. Besides shopping for this stuff can be confusing, and embarrassing if you don’t have good skin.
Using scrubs on your body will exfoliate your skin (take away dead skin that simple soaping up doesn’t), thus polishing your body to a shine and helping to prevent from acne. Exfoliating is the most simple routine to keeping the body you’ve been working on at the gym all winter, totally touchable.
My partners have told me I have amazingly soft skin; it often gets me laid because they can’t keep their hands off of me… and here is how I do it.
Recipe:
2 Cups of Sugar
Oil: Apricot is ideal, but hard to find. Olive oil is great. Any oil that’s natural and from a nut or fruit will work. Baby oil (non-scented) will also work. Do not use cooking oil, like corn – you will smell funky.
If you want it to have a scent, go into a shop that sells essential scented oils and grab a smell that you like. There are cologne scents, clean scents, fruit scents, flowery scents… If not, skip this step.
1 Container with a lid that will hold the mixture. I wash and reuse a quart wonton soup container.
Pour the sugar in the container, and fill it with oil till the sugar is saturated and then pour a little more oil in so that there is a little extra in there.
Substitutions, Directions, Tips…
Substitutions:
You can use coarse salt for sugar but I found it dissolves too quickly and cuts + salt = BURN! You can even use dry oatmeal, just make sure you put it in a ziptop bag and smash it a bit first.
For a facial scrub you want to use something far more fine like baking soda and brown sugar in the oil.
I’ve found the coffee grinds are great to mix into scrubs too, you were going to throw them out anyway – plus it literally wakes up your skin.
Don’t forget this is all going down your drain after you wash it off your body, moderation is key.
Directions:
Wash your face and body of dirt and grime from the day with your regular body wash soap. Then take a palmfull of the scrub and rub it all over your body in a circular motion for a few minutes. Rinse off and you’re done. That is all it takes. You wont be sticky, I promise. Spend more time on your feet, hands, armpits, knees, bikini line and other problem areas. Once a week should be good enough, twice a week if you have oily skin or sweat a lot.
Tips:
Make sure to exfoliate BEFORE you shave, and if you use a store bought astringent like witch hazel, use it AFTER you shave, but before you moisturize. Lastly, put on some sunscreen, many lotions sold have a little sunscreen in them – so look for a good one. Whether you use a tanning bed, or sit outside these steps are really important for your skin if you don’t want to look like a leather bag by the time you’re 45.
Don’t let the big companies out there fool you, their lotions, scrubs and potions all started as simple as this one – there is no real need to keep shelling out big bucks for something you can make in a few minutes for the price of sugar. I have some fun astringent and lotion recipes too if anyone is interested.
If you have any other skin issues or questions on how to “do it yourself” home remedy them – ask me!
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