Pervertable: 5 Uses for Stockings

You can cut them, use them as they are when they come off your legs, or straight out of the package.  Stocking have MANY household uses as well – but just as any every day item, they can be perverted!

1.  Place your hands in the stockings down to the toes, and run them over your partner’s body for a softer touch if your hands are very calloused or just want a new sensation.

2.  Use the stocking to apply any of those dusty yummy powders, or use them as a makeshift paintbrush if you don’t want to get your fingers dirty.  To me, that’s half the point though!

3.  There is always using them as a blindfold, or makeshift gag… just please… make sure they are clean.

4.  Don’t forget they make excellent hand or ankle ties, with the stretchiness of the stockings they are sure to fit any wrist size. Even though they can get runs in them quite easily, they can take a lot of abuse before they break.  Tug all you want, you wont get out any time soon.

5. If you don’t plan on wearing them home, they make a good come rag too.  Ladies, no one will question you if they find a pair in the garbage.  Guys, you might have some explaining to do; I wouldn’t forget to take out the trash if you try this and you’ve got a girl for every day of the week.

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  • MyVAG

    I loved your "cut the bands off" trick w/ the thigh-highs…makes them so much more comfy!

    • http://twitter.com/SexpertJaneBlow @SexpertJaneBlow

      ahhhh that was so going in the next edition of what to do with stockings, because I could think of at least 100 tips and tricks. THAT ONE is one of my favorites though!

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