Pervertable: Altoids

Welcome to our once a month post of putting food n’ stuff to fun, flirty, and sexy good uses.


Pervertables, part of out lovely vocabulary, is a every day household item that can be used for sexy fun.  Something that you can make perverted, hence pervertable.  Now this post if for you oral sex lovers out there (giving or receiving we don’t care as long as you love it!), this is a classic pervertable, Altoids!

The curiously strong mint gets popped in your mouth right before giving some south of the border loving, the receiver will experience is tingly feeling provided by the menthol.  Combined with a good amount of licking, sucking, stroking, biting and all the other good stuff the menthol tingle can truly send someone over the edge.  Another upside is when you’ve finished your job downtown, you have all this minty fresh breath.  So if you snuck away from a party to have a little fun, none will be the wiser when you come back.

The tip here: keep it fresh and fun, you’ll never get bored.

<3 Barbie

Share your thoughts

  • Valerie

    I wonder if there are different effects by flavour..

    SOMEONE TEST MY THEORY

  • http://twitter.com/SexpertJaneBlow @SexpertJaneBlow

    I'm guessing.
    If Altoid doesn't change its amount of peppermint oil in the mints – flavor wont matter. But since you have to mess with the peppermint to allow any other flavor to come forth… its not as intense w other flavors.

    I want to hear from someone who has tried the chocolate covered ones!

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