Pervertable: Frozen Grapes

If you’re a fan of using ice in bed, but hate the puddles on your sheets and spilling the cup of water off your dresser in the heat of the moment – then frozen grapes are for you.

Ice cubes put directly on the body ends up being too cold for most people anyway; shivering isn’t sexy!  Instead, pick grapes off their vine, wash them thoroughly, and allow them to dry.  Place them in a ziptop bag and into the freezer they go for at least 40 minutes.  Grapes have a lot of water in them, so they’ll freeze solid.

Tease your partner’s body with them, touch their body as if it was an ice cube… seek out the curves of the hips, breasts, thighs before going directly for nipples, clits and cocks.  Put one in your mouth and give oral sex, if you are pleasing them just right they’ll totally ignore the “chipmunk cheek” look you might have goin’ on.

Since they are organic you don’t have to worry about placing them inside of your body either. The same way a vibe bullet, or ben-wa ball feels great if you have sex with them in you – grapes are pretty fun too.  If you feel like making your own sex toy out of them, grab those really long toothpicks made for shish-kabob and soak them in water.  Pop some grapes on them (make sure you cover the pointy end) and then stick those in a ziptop into the freezer.

Sloppy grapey kisses can be fun too, if you bite one in half and rub it around a cock, or nipples the sensation changes!

After all is said and done, you can eat the left over grapes as a refreshing snack!

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  • Chanel Covington

    yummy!

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