Ignore the cheesy packaging, and buy this toy right now!
When people ask me what my favorite toys are, after telling them I have at least 5 favorites (I try to be modest, it never works)… I usually say the “unsung heroins”. The underdogs of the night stand. The toys your look at and pass by because they aren’t super duper looking. These toys usually end up being one of your favorites; just like the Classix Anal T is for me.
I’ve had to purchase 2 of these since I took one home many years ago. Which says two things; I love it and they aren’t indestructible. I am a creature of habit, if I like something – I’m going to keep doing it even though there might be something better out there to do. When I set up to masturbate I always take this little gem out… along with a few other of my favorites.
Facts:
- Requires 1 AA Battery (Not Included)
- Waterproof
- Length – 4.25 in. – (10.8 cm), Width – 1.2 in. – (3.05 cm), Girth – 3.75 in. – (9.53 cm), Weight – 3.1 oz. – (96.42 gram)
- Multispeed (2)
Classix Anal T is super easy to use; put your 1 AA batter in it, twist it closed, and click the bottom button. The first click brings you to the first low speed, the second click brings you to a higher stronger speed and then if you click it again, it turns off. No frills and you don’t need to be technology savvy. If you have arthritis or need a boost of power quickly, the push button activation on this toy is great for you.
Fun:
Why do I love it? As if I haven’t said enough about this little toy! I can actually sing (moan?) its praises all day!
This toy takes a classic Bullet/Egg Vibe, and encases it in a jelly T shape and eliminates the ultimate weakness of a bullet/egg vibe – the wire. It drives me crazy when people throw their bullet toys around, mess with the cord, and then tell me the toy sucks. If you don’t have the extra minute to keep your toy properly, don’t buy something that is high maintenance with a cord.
Because this lil’ gal is easy on your wallet, and quiet. It isn’t silent, but it is quiet for a cheap, quick buy toy.
The first click Low Speed is dull rumbly “bass” type vibe… the second click is considerably stronger. If you love your corded egg vibes (and pocket rockets) and their strength, you’ll love this toy. I promise you, it is an upgrade from both the egg and pocket rocket.
Because it is great for beginner anal. The “T” shape keeps your butt from sucking the toy into your ass, and the smooth material makes it easy to put in your ass. Actually, it is a great beginner toy, period.
Super easy to clean as well because it is waterproof. The rubber O ring between the toy and the cap of the toy helps keep water out of it.
Since the Classix Anal T is easy to clean, you don’t only have to use it for anal! That’s right folks. It is best to keep your anal toys separate from your vaginal toys but if you buy this toy without anal in mind – it is a great G-spot teaser, vaginal teaser, and clit toy.
In fact, I rarely used the Anal T FOR anal sex! This is a perfect clit toy for me. I often stretch finger sleeves over it to give mine texture to be more pleasing for clit play.
I’ve tried other Anal T’s from other companies, but this one from Pipedream tends to be my favorite.
Bonus Tip: I also use this toy to test my batteries with. I keep my toys in separate ziptop bags, and keep the batteries in a make-up pouch. To test them is a nightmare if I want to use a toy with multiple batteries- since the Anal T takes just 1 AA -I pop a battery in, see how it is, and go on to the next one. My guy laughs when I’m trying to find nearly dead batteries to put in the TV remote or Alarm clock. It may not be strong enough to run my toys, but these batteries still have life in them before I bring them to be recycled.
In Conclusion: I reiterate… ignore the cheesy packaging, and buy this toy. I don’t care if you are a beginner or toy snob.
Rating: + + + + +
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